Author's note: Man, remember the good old days. Like back before hated us, before we hated them. Remember when script and IM conversation form weren't against the sacred rules. I so miss last summer. Anyway, very bored. When I'm very bored I usually email people or update my xanga or read television transcripts. But today I was like "Hm… I am gonna write a fanfic." But I didn't feel like thinking some new crap up, so here we are.
Disclaimer: Yo no poseo Harry Potter
Chapter 3: The wonders of rhyming
Suddenly, or maybe not so suddenly, I'm not sure, I wasn't there, Hermione screamed as a person tends to do when said person is excited, scared, intoxicated, et cetera, et cetera."Holy crap! Do you guys know what I just friggin realized?"
"That I am the one you love." Ron answered
Gred and Feorge had a different response "That damn Cigarette Smoking Man looks a whole freaking lot like the writer of this fic?"
"Um…no. But geah, I do hate that chain smoking son of a bitch. Anyway, Potter, are you ready for this, Potter… rhymes with otter!
Everyone was pretty amazed by this revelation "Woooooowo."
Hermione looked very proud "Cha, I know."
And then suddenly (that suddenly business always catches me by surprise, I mean every time. I never see it coming.) an otter came sliding down the hallway being chased by ole' Voldemort.
"Woah, you're like psychic." Ginny stated, amazed.
All of a sudden (Wow, not suddenly. But all of a sudden. These guys are trying to confuse me aren't they?) Raven (from the crap Disney show That's So Raven) appeared and started singing. "That's so raven. It's the future I can see. That's so Raven. So mysterious to me!"
Hermione was feeling very offended and a little Irish. "Oh so you want a singing contest, do ya?"
Ron went a little crazy "Sing "The Immigrant Song"! Sing "The Immigrant Song"! Led Zepplin Rocks!"
Hermione is all quoi? "Who is Led Zepplin?"
Ron died a little inside "This is like when I found out Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton weren't friends anymore."
"Anyway I'm going to sing one of my favorite songs." Hermione grabbed a plastic, pink microphone and started singing "If you can't do the math. Then get out of the equation. I am calling you back. This is star sixty-nine."
"Well it's obvious we aren't going to be able to settle this by singing. So how about a dance off?" Raven suggested
Raven started break dancing and all Hermione could was stare on in total wonder.
Harry yelled "Oh, Hermione, you suckers got served!" He stared at his shoes and whispered "I really don't think I can make out with you anymore, I'm so sorry. I hope we can still be friends."
And Harry started break dancing, he had taken some lessons from Dudley. Who knew, right?
Raven was shocked "You can sure dance for a white guy!"
Harry responded in blackcent "Yo know it shortie! What up in the in the hizzouse?" And he threw Ron the Krypt sign.
Ron yelled back, also in blackcent "YO, YOU ARE A KRYPT YOU FRIGGIN FAIRY! And he threw up the Blood sign. Man, these guys have been to the hood.
The Weasely Twinkies joined in, also in blackcent "What yall are trippin! Pink Mofia is the only way to go!"
Hermione was pretty sickened "Ok back to the real world..."
Harry, Ron, and Gred/Forge snap out of there little trip down Cool Lane. Man, they so wished they could come party in America and be able to listen to Hip Hop all the time. Too bad they're brits.
"I didn't know my brothers were involved in gangs, I wonder what mum would say." Ginny pondered, a little shocked.
Luna popped out of a pile of Care bears. (Wait, it wasn't suddenly? Gah, this story is going down the hill; it's like the last three seasons of Buffy.)
Luna was all acting smart "The Quibbler says gangs don't really exist. They were just created by the media to stir up trouble."
Ron mumbled under his breath "Just like Saddam Hussein, otherwise know as John Gillnitz."
Fred saw something in Luna's hair. 'What was that?' He asked himself 'Oh no, it's a…' "PINK FUZZY SPIDER! AHH! EVERYONE RUN!"
"Oh no, that's just my hair bow." Luna explained
"Right…" George sure hated this girl.
Then Ginny pushed Raven and Luna into the pile of Care bears and everyone went on their way.