Author's Note: Author's Note: Man, I stayed up very late last night and then had to get up very early. Now, I feel like crap.

annie

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Chapter 7: Hugs solve everything!

By this time most of the other customers had left, making it highly convenient for the characters to do whatever they wanted. So, what else to do but watch television? And what else to watch but Full House?

"Man this should be rated R for weirdness. It sucks!" Hermione announced

Fred/George was very offended by this comment "Are you on drugs! This is the best show ever!"

"Oh yes, so realistic. Have you noticed how everything bad can happen, yet still be resolved in 30 minutes?"

"That's the magic of Full House. We all know that in actuality our world sucks, so why watch entertainment that shows babies getting kidnapped and people getting shot. Instead we should all watch amusing stories with great life advice and hugs, which solve everything. Plus it shows Mary-Kate and Ashley when they were like 4, before they became anorexic drug addicts." Fred explained

After his speech, Fred sat down and everyone, besides Hermione, started clapping. Hermione started crying.

"I can't believe I just got out argued by Fred! This is so horrible!" Hermione said, in between sobs.

Fred gave Hermione a big hug "Don't worry Hermione I still care about you." She immediately felt better and stopped crying and started smiling uncontrollably.

"Thanks Fred I'm all better now!" Hermione said, still smiling like friggin crazy.

But then, from behind a rack of best selling CD's, or maybe behind the bin of $1 VHS tapes, or maybe even in the author's own mind, came a small voice.

"Row, rugs really ro rolve rverything."

Then the small voice, or rather the body the small voice belonged to, scampered off quietly, into the darkness.

Hm… well, apparently (A loud scream comes from somewhere "DEAD!") I am the only one that heard that little voice, so back to the cast.

"Anyone want to try a Flaming Hot Cheeto?" Ginny asked

Harry was confused "What's a Flaming Hot Cheeto?"

"That's kind of obvious isn't, Potter?" Answered Ron

Everyone gave Harry a look, a look that said "You are so stupid why are we friends with you, you pansie? And the stupid scar is so friggin annoying. Bloody hell, I've lost my mobile." Wow, those wizards can sure say a lot in one look. Everyone took a Flaming Hot Cheeto.

"AHH, these are flaming hot." Harry exclaimed.

Everyone else agreed and ran off to find a water fountain. On the way they knock a few people down and piss quite a view off. But finally victory is discovered as Harry spots a water fountain. But alas, he is trampled by the others after he points out the water fountain. And our hero dies.

"Oh, I'm sorry Harry here, have a hug!" Ginny cried as she hugged his cold, dead body.

But sadly, this is not Full House and Harry was dead, never to wave his wand again. No sexual innuendo intended.

Annie/Note: My head itches, I hope I like, don't have lice or anything. That would kinda blow.