Author's Note: I don't really have anything to say, yet I am still making an author's note.

annie

Disclaimer: Yes, yes I do not own this.

Chapter 8: The mystery killer.

The gang was arguing about which was better dots or question marks when the lights suddenly went out. (Suddenly, mother, suddenly)

"What the hell?" Ron asked

Harry noticed something "Hey, the lights are out."

Hermione, as always, was the only one thinking reasonably "Oh no, it must be closing time." (And the "oh no" was exactly like the Phoebe from Friends "oh no". How I wish I could do that "oh no")

"Then why are we still here?" Fred wondered

"Because, we are cool like that." Ginny explained

Ron was getting kind of anxious "Well let's leave, the dark is scary."

"No, you don't understand we won't be able to get out, they've locked the doors. We're stuck here until tomorrow." Hermione said

"Damn it!" Ron yelled.

"Ron, what are you talking about? Harry asked "This is a good thing, it will be like that episode of Boy Meets World where everyone is stuck in the school."

Ya know, Harry, people died in that episode. Do you like death? This is so sad, you need counseling.

Suddenly they hear a scream from somewhere off to the right. Ron shrieks like a girl and everyone starts running like hell. But since it is dark and they are in an unfamiliar place, they run into a large body on the floor.

George was the first to speak "Err… what is that large body doing on the floor?"

Good question George, good question.

"Oh no." said Ginny "That's Dad! HE"S DEAD!

"Dun Dun Dun" Fred added.

Harry looked at the dead body then said "Wow that's bad."

The sound of fast footsteps were coming towards the gang, so of course, they all start freaking out. Then they realize it's only Draco. The author of the story wipes the sweat off of her forehead, she was very worried.

"I just saw Raven and Luna getting killed by some masked murderer!" Draco yelled

Damn.

"Well that would explain why Mr. Weasley is lying dead on the floor." Hermione reasoned

That is when Draco noticed the floor lying on the body and he started freaking out.

Fred came to a realization "Guys, I think someone or something is locked in here with us and that they are a killer."

"Ahh shit, not again." George said

"Wait!" Ginny yelled "I know who the killer is!"

Ron was amazed "How!"

"I'm cool like that." Ginny shrugged "Anyway the killer is…"

And obviously a mysterious figure runs out, grabs her, and runs away.

Damn.

"Okay, raise your hand if you saw that one coming." Draco said and raised his hand.

Everyone raises their hand.

"Well there is only one thing to do," Fred said, taking charge "split up and look for clues."

The other Fred, from Scooby Doo was not happy about this "Hey, that's my line, you line stealer!"

No one hears him though so he has to keep yelling.

"You asshole, STOP STEALING MY LINES!" yelled Fred

"AHH I HATE YOU! DIE FOR EVER!" yelled Fred some more

"Don't you always die for ever?" shaggy asked

"SHUT UP! I'M ON A ROLE HERE!" Yelled Fred, because well lets all admit it, he looks sexy when he yells.

The Harry Potter gang is now splitting to search for clues. Which really isn't a very good idea considering there is a murderer on the loose, but whatever.

"Ahh a clue!" says our Fred, because he is the real hero of this story

"What is it?" his twin asks

"A feather!" announces Fred, pleased with himself

Fred and George look at each other and yell, simultaneously "I GOT IT! HARRY, HERMIONE, RON, DRACO COME HERE!"

Didn't Ron die? Well, it doesn't matter, this story has no continuity at all.

But when everyone else finally gets to where George/Fred had yelled from, George/Fred wasn't there. But there were stains of blood on the carpet.

Damn.

"Umm… I think this is bad." Said Draco

Then something happened that no one expected… A leprechaun appeared and whispered something in Draco's ear.

"Whisper, whisper, whisper." Said the happy leprechaun

Draco nodded "Oh, this all makes sense now."

"What all makes sense?" Hermione asked "Do you know who the killer is?"

Draco was very smug "Yes!

"Well, tell us!" Shouted Ron

The dark hooded figure came creeping up on Draco.

"No." said Draco simply

The dark hooded figure started creeping back because this guy was an ass and wasn't going to say who the killer was. Then the hooded figure thinks 'Hey, why not? It is fun killing people.' So he strangled Draco. But while he was strangling Draco, Harry and Ron grabbed him and Hermione kneed him.

Ron interrogated the killer "All right, who are you and why are you killing people?"

When the killer remained silent, Harry reached up to unmask the killer and it's… Mr. Feeny.

"Who are you?" asked Ron

Mr. Feeny looked around "Wait, this isn't John Adam's High, is it?"

The Trio shakes there heads.

"Damn it! I didn't go to the right place; I wonder who they got to be the killer. I bet they used the weird janitor…" And Feeny walked off mumbling while a stuffed doll started to sing.

"Feeny fuh fuh fuh Feeeeny."

Annie/Note: Woot! Another chapter come and gone.