Author's Note: Review, eat a pie. So, this story was inspired by a conversation we had at about three o'clock in the morning. Hm… I am going to have to update some stuff. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: All hail J.K. Rowling

Chapter: Ahh, the randomness of us

"Wow, look! A squirrel!" yelled Harry

"Will you go out with me?" Hermione asked "Actually never mind, you are just plain chicken shit!"

Harry was highly offended by this question, even though she took it back "NEVER! I'm going to date Ginny!"

Ron couldn't take anymore of that "Stop bickering, you two! It doesn't matter which wall the posters on as long as it's up!

"No kidding! Just put up all the frickin posters! AHH, LONG LIVE THE ALMIGHTY PEN!" shouted Gred/Feorge

"What is up with all the pens having frickin names?" asked Voldie Poo

Voldie's number 1 servant was terrified "I don't know, but please don't hurt me, almighty Voldie Poo!"

"What is up with you naming your notebook?" a friend of mine asked the author of this fic.

"I love cheese! Garfield is really Harry. The truth is dead!" added Ernie

"Look at me! I'm famous! I'm going to do a jig." Harry announced and did a little jig.

Abe Suave looked around, amazed "OH MY GOSH! I AM ACTUALLY AN EXTRA IN A HARRY POTTER FANFICTION!"

"Oh, look at me!" Sirius skipped around a little "I'm at cute dog, even though I look like total crap in the movie." Skimper, skimper, skimper.

"I'm the coolest character! And I am apparently these people's heroes! YAY!" said Ernie. Ernie is my hero.

Fred looked around "Look at me! I am so much cooler then George! AHH TOPANGA!"

"OH MY GOSH! I AM A WEREWOLF! LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A BAD COMPUTER GENERATED CHARCATER! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Lupin stared at the other wizard "Look, I'm a werewolf."

"I am Christopher Hayden. Everyone in the entire world should hate me and Lorelai should marry Luke." Said Christopher Hayden

Man, I hate Christopher Hayden. He is on my list. Well, what does your list look like, annie? It is a piece of paper with 'Ross' written on it.

"Boy. Wizard. Hero. DEATH!" said Harry, yelling the final word.

"Why are all these characters that aren't supposed to be in the story in it?" Hermione wondered.

Ginny stuck her fingers in her ears and closed her eyes "I am not listening! LALALA!"

"I LOVE BEN!" Yelled Winky

"OH, MY GOSH! Don't you dare steal my boyfriend!" Yelled Moe, one of the co-authors of this fic.

"Harry Potter?" Ron pondered "The book of soup!"

Silence.

Harry broke the silence "Cricket, cricket." (A/N: If you know what movie commentary this is from, you get a prize!)

"Burm burm burm bur burm burm bur bur bur burm bur bur bur." Ron hummed "HEDWIG'S THEME!"

"That isn't the Harry Potter theme song, you idiot. It's the Star Wars theme song!" declared Ginny

Hermione just looked her future lover "No kidding, Ron. Get your sci-fi themes right."

"Hey," said Fred

"look said George

"a" said Fred

"SLINKY!" said George

"Man, I sure miss that fic." said every fic reader on the planet.

"Ahh, come to see the show?" asked Draco

Silence from the Harry Potter crew, but everyone else in the building started clapping and laughing insanely.

Draco stared "I have no idea where that came from…"

"Do you know what I have never gotten?"

Everyone answered in unison "No Harry, what haven't you ever gotten?"

"Well, how come there are different spellings for words that sound the same. Like know and no. Or too, to, and two. I mean doesn't that just add more confusion too the already confusing world?"

Ron started singing "Words, words, words are oh so fun! Words, words, words are for everyone! Oh, the power of words! WOOORDS!"

Everyone clapped. Ron bowed.

"Woooow, look at the steam from this straightner!" Hermione was amazed

"Yum, yum, guacamole." Said Ginny

"Rivers mean rapids." Reasoned George

"And rapids mean death." Finished Fred

A Giant Elephant started screaming "YAY FOR GLADWARE!"

There is so much yelling in this chapter, why can't we all just be calmer?

"Hey dude, we don't do advertisements here." Warned another Giant Elephant

Tony the Tiger appeared "I am dead."

Psychiatrist!

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Wow, that was a pretty line.

Annie/Note: How was the chap?