Author's Note: Hmmm… thinking. You guys wana review my story? Sweet.

Disclaimer: My name is sally. Seriously.

Chapter: Hmm… Tea Room.

Fred had a joke to tell. Tell that joke, Fred. "How many fat guys does it take to change a light bulb?"

"4?" George answered

"Nope, you can't get fat guys to change light bulbs." Fred finished

Random fat guy: (in between sobs) "STOP IT!" yelled a random fat guy in between sobs "It's not my fault I have an eating problem. It's… McDonald's fault. They should make their food less fattening; they should take control of what I meet! I shouldn't have to! YOU ALL SUCK!"

Harry laughed at the random fat guy "Haha, you are such a loser! LOSER!"

"Go to hell, FAT GUY!" screamed Ron

Ginny shook her head at her older brother "That was uncalled for."

"No kidding, Ron, that was mean." Hermione agreed

Fred joined in "Yea, what did that guy ever do to you?"

"You should think about what you say, before you say it." Harry advised

Everyone except Ron walked off saying bad things about Ron under their breath.

Ron just kinda stood there, totally confused "Wait… what?"

George popped up again "HA! I saw that coming."

"You suck." said Ron

Then Ron walked off leaving George all alone.

It was now George's turn to be confused "Wait… what?"

After all that wait… what-ness was done, the group was umm… kind of sitting in a circle. It was like when the cast of That 70s Show get stoned, only the Harry Potters weren't stoned. They didn't think that would be an appropriate thing to do in a store.

"Wow, half the profits of a tea room!" said Gin

"Man, I wish I had a tea room." Harry said, looking dreamy "It would be so cool if I had one. Alas, no."

Hermione tapped her head like she had an idea "Hmmm, maybe we could make a tea room."

"Well, how would one go about making a tea room?" Fred questioned

"I'm sure there is a website or book about it somewhere." Ron reasoned

Hermione turned to look at Ron "How do you know about the internet?"

Ron started to panic "What are you talking about? I don't watch internet porno videos of Paris Hilton!"(COUGH our other story that you should read COUGH).

"Anyway, I bet Ron's right. We could probably get a book." Said George

Hermione dashed off and returned carrying a somewhat large book.

Ginny read the title out loud "Creating tea rooms for dummies?"

Hermione smiled triumphantly "Yep! I'm sure it has everything we need."

They took about an hour creating their tea room. Turned out the book did have everything they needed.

"Hey, this book does have everything we needed!" cried Fred

"Nanananabooboo, I told you so!" sang Hermione

"Well, let's have some tea, shall we?" said Harry in a phony British accent, oh wait… he is British. Nevermind.

"But where can we get some?" George wondered

Ron stared off in to the abyss "Maybe in Texas…"

"But how do we get to Texas?" said Ginny, noting a flaw in that plan.

"You idiots!" yelled Hermione "We have tea right here!"

Fred stared at her "Really?"

George stared at her "Where?"

Harry stared at her "Yea, I don't see any."

Hermione stared at everyone "Oh, never mind. Come on, let's go to Texas."

"Texas sucks! DOWN WITH TEXAS!" cried Ron as he did the nice little upside down Longhorn hand thingy-mabober.

Suddenly a blur of burnt orange and white jumped Ron. (I sure have missed those suddenlys.)

Ron screamed "AHHHHHHHHHH! The Texas football team just jumped me! The pain, the suffering!"

Annie/Note: I am digging these lines. Well, another chapter killed and buried. Any thoughts on it?