Author's Note: Ello. So we wrote this on the fourth of July. Only it was last Fourth of July. Oh well, it works. Maybe you have noticed that some of the chapters aren't labeled correctly. That's because I am just redoing all these chapters and I am skipping ones I don't like all that much. Like this was originally the 15 chapter. Well, I am totally not going to change the chaptering. It gives this story some flare.

Disclaimer: It's a duck! It's a boat! No, it's… Disclaimer Man!

"Disclaimer Man, help us!" screamed the little children.

"Get away evil lawyers! BAM! POW!" And Disclaimer Man destroyed the lawyers.

"Yay!" shrieked the little children. And all was good.

Chapter 15: Die Spidey!

"Hey guys, I need a smoke. Let's go outside." Said Hermione

Fred looked at her "You know smoking is bad, right?"

"Yeah, in The X-Files, smoking pretty much equals all that is evil." George added. Its true, but I am the chain smoking son of a bitch. Moe is Mulder. Kayla is Scully. Who was Liz? Dogget, Monica? She was someone crappy, I know that.

Hermione went wild with rage "NO! SMOKING IS GOOD!" Then she punched Fred.

"Let's not tell her that Miller Light has more flavor than Bud Light" Ginny whispered to Harry as the gang went outside. Outside they saw Scooby Doo shooting off fireworks.

"Woo, pretty fireworks!" said Ron as he started skipping around.

Harry was also totally amazed "So shiny!"

"Hey dog, why are you setting off fireworks?" Hermione asked Scooby

"Rell romie, rit's ruly rourth!"

The British group was all "Excuse me?"

"He said "Well homie, it's July fourth." Translated Shaggie

Ginny looked at Shaggie "Wow, you really look like Bill…"

"Anyway, why does it matter if it's July 4th?" asked Ron

"Well, it's the day the U.S. kicked Britain's ass. Duh, dude." Shaggie laughed and shot off another firework

The wizards looked at each other, they hated talking about the American Revolution, and it reminded them all about how much better the U.S. was. "Oh that! Anyway…"

Harry turned to Hermione "Umm yea, done with your deadly smoke?"

"Yea, I suddenly feel sick. Let's go back inside."

As they walked back into the store they saw a random child whining to his madre. "Mama! Mama! I want a Spiderman towel, costume, action figure, poster, soap, bed set, sticker, calendar, condom, cup, plate, silly string, silly string, silly string, toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, cereal, cookies, shirt, boxers, PJ bottoms, PJ top, pencils, pen, notebooks, and, and, and… OH a flashlight!

"Golly, how horrible." Said Ron in disgust

Hermione agreed "I know, there is way too much Spiderman stuff. The sellouts!"

"No, I meant horrible it is that that kid's mum probably won't buy him that flashlight."

"Ron, you're right. That's the worst thing I have ever heard." Fred said

"Let's have a moment of silence." George proposed

A moment of silence followed, interrupted by Ginny screaming "SCREW THIS! DIE, SPIDEY!"

"No kidding. I am going to kill the next Spiderman thing I see!" yelled Harry

And then, like it was a sign from the god's, Spiderman walked by.

"AHHH! DIE!" Harry ran at the man that looked like a spider and stabbed him with a very dull piece of chalk. That had to hurt.

"Let's see who's behind the mask!" Harry reached up and pulled of the mask, revealing… Neville!

"Holy crap, I just killed Neville!" Yeah, you did, Potter.

Neville opened his eyes and stood up "No, Harry! Its okay you just hit my platinum cell phone! I'm fine."

"YAY! I'm not a murder then!" Harry rejoiced. COUGHyetCOUGH.

Suddenly Ron broke out singing. (Thank geah, a needed a suddenly really bad.)

"Grab your kimono, come on let's go on an Asian challenge. Racin in a rickshaw we can make friends all over the Japanese islands. This is a race that must take place in our lives everyday we won't lose if we choose to run like Jesus says to! Far out Far East! Rickshaw rally racin to the son!" Ron finished

"Ron, shut up." Everyone said in unison.

Annie/Note: Look at the pretty line. Um… yeah. Some of that stuff was so old. Oh, well. I still heart it. REVIEW! Like seriously, if I read your stuff I would review. What is even the point of reading an entire story if you aren't going to review it? You people sicken me. You are the people that make me cry at night. And the fact that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie aren't friends anymore. And because they cancelled Joan of Arcadia, even though I never watched the show. And because Dawson and Joey don't end up together.