Author's Note: I really need to get a life. Like today, I was woken by my dad at like twelve or one. He kept shaking me because I wouldn't get up but then he left so I was all happy. Then, I couldn't go back to sleep so I rolled over and hit the play button on the remote that was next to me and watched an episode of The X-Files. Then I got up and walked in to the game room and my dad was watching something Hitler related. I read some X-Files fanfiction. Then I ate noodles. Then I was forced to eat peaches and turkey, by my mom, because apparently I don't get enough meat or fruit. Then I made a xanga entry. Then Michelle IMed me and told me to write another chapter of Wally World. Then I wrote another chapter of Wally World. Then I watched another episode of The X-Files. Then I worked on my TV show. Then I read. Then I washed my hair in the sink. Then Moe called and I argued with her about how it wouldn't be icky if Lorelai and Luke got married and than Jess and Rory got together. She kept saying that they would like be related. And I told her it worked in Clueless. Then I hung up on her. Then her sister, Liz, IMed me and told me it would be icky, and then she signed off. Then my mom was like "Annie, what belt should I wear?" and I was like "Not that one, it is hideous." And then she went and changed her belt. Then she came back and was like "Here's twenty bucks when your brother gets home from work have him get food for the two of you." And I was like "Where are you going?" And she was like "Out to eat." And I was like "Oh, yeah." Then I made popcorn and watched VH1. Then I listened to some Green Day. Then I typed this. Okay, that was very exciting. Um… review this chapter.

Disclaimer: I have a family!

Chapter 10: A rockin Drummer

"Hey guys," Fred started "Who do you think is really responsible for the death of John F. Kennedy?"

"The CIA." answered Ginny

"Really?" asked Ron "Because I think it was the mafia."

The main characters stopped talking about JFK and started running around chanting something I can't quite make out; they stop when they notice "Draco" looking at CDs.

"Hey Malfoy," Fred said "glad to see you without your hooker attire."

"Yea, you look much hotter this way." Ginny added

"Draco" looked pretty confused "Umm, do I know you guys?"

Ron laughed "Hah, good one, Malfoy."

They all chuckled when "Draco" suddenly pulled out some matches a huge torch. (Hey, a suddenly! I bet me pointing out whenever the word suddenly is said is pretty annoying, huh?)

"LOOK I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE BUT I HAVE FIRE AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO BURN YOU!" "Draco" warned.

"Gosh, stop freaking out, Draco." Hermione said

"MY NAME ISN'T DRACO, IT'S FREDDY!"

Everyone shared a look that said 'what the hell is wrong with Malfoy? He is acting way weirder than normal and he thinks his name is Freddy. And what is up with the fire thing? Why doesn't he just like hex us?'

"Now Dra- I mean, Freddy, why do you feel so angry?" Hermione asked in a shrink-like voice.

Freddy sniffled "Well, I guess it's because people keep bothering me calling me Draco or Malfoy. I just want to be left alone to drum."

Ron muttered to himself "Oh, he can drum now. Great, just one more thing he can kick my ass in!"

"Whoa, you can drum?" Ginny asked Freddy

Freddy stopped crying "Yea and I've been in a movie. It was called School Of Rock, you see it?"

Fred/George answered "Nope, sorry missed that one. But it is still sooooo awesome you can drum and were in a movie. Rock on!"

Everyone had a nice chat with Freddy, even though they still thought it was Malfoy gone insane. After a while Freddy had to go.

"Hey guys, I have to leave. It's my bedtime."

"Bye-bye." Everyone waved.

After he leaves they all start laughing at insane Draco. Then they started skipping. Everyone stopped when they noticed Freddy was back.

"Hey, Freddy!" Harry called "I thought it was your bedtime?"

"Yea, you just left, why are you back?" Ginny asked

Ron looked at what Freddy was wearing "And why did you change clothes?"

"Freddy? What are you guys talking about? My name isn't Freddy, it's Draco."

Hermione shot him a nasty look "Oh, so you're back to being Malfoy? Make up your mind all ready. Are you an evil villain or a kickass drummer?"

Malfoy just stared at everyone, confused like. Everyone besides Draco scoffed and walked off, giving each other looks that said 'Oh, my god. What is wrong with him today? Is he like on medication or something? I liked him better when he was Freddy'

The Harry Potters, actually I should really call them the Freds, because he is the coolest character in this fic considering Ernie hasn't been around since chapter eight. Anyways, The Freds were walking up and down every aisle when Hermione stopped dead in her tracks.

"Do you guys know what I hate?" she asked

There were quite a few answers given.

"Diana Fowley?"

"Satan?"

"Pot being illegal?"

"This fic?"

"Toothpaste?"

"Everybody Loves Raymond?"

"Really long author's notes?"

"Dean?"

"Telemarketers?"

"Chain emails?"

"Really ugly colors of paint?"

"STOP!" yelled Hermione. "Damn it! Now I can't remember what I was going to say. Thanks a lot guys, thanks."

"Your welcome!" said every other member of The Freds in unison.

Annie/Note: Hmm… I liked that chapter. I am a fan of the whole Freddy/Draco thing. The two really look similar. Go watch School Of Rock then watch Harry Potter. They are practically the same person! I think it is the same person… dun dun dun. CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! So I have been blabbering a lot about nothing because my goal for this chapter was to have over 1,000 words, I did that! So yay for me!

Oh, yeah. Review.

annie