Author's Note: Review, review, tra la. OH! I got my hair highlighted, guys! It looks sooooo perdy. Well, I like it at least.

annie

Disclaimer: Oh, how I miss Disclaimer Man. Where has he gone off to?

Chapter 9: Pinkie Voldie.

Ron discovers the telly playing Cheaper by the Dozen. Fantastic movie. They're making a sequel, ya know? Ain't that sad…

"Yeah without you, we would be like… eleven."

"Harry, what is this?" Ron asked.

"A television, it is so much better than magic, because it is like… magical."

"Right, okay."

"AHH, JACOB SMITH IS SOOOO HOT!" yelled Ginny.

Everyone else stared at her in a questiony way. They sent her a look that said 'He is hot, but he isn't like THAT hot. There are many more attractive guys.'

Ginny stared back and replied "He is. Okay, fine, I'm done now."

Then out of nowhere Some Bad Dude appeared appears. Gasps are heard from all corners of the earth.

"Harry," Some Bad Dude started "Join me or I…" He was cut off by his own wheezes and coughs. Get a drop, dude. Some Bad Dude turned an odd pinkish color.

Voldemort: I cough wheeze wheeze need my cough cough inhaler wheeze

"Pan, you're pink!" Harry screamed and then blacked out from laughing.

Some Bad Dude looked like he was going to cry. "Stop laughing! I will come back and will not be defeated by asthma, which isn't that bad to have. Did you know that now a days 1 out of every 3 kids have it? But sometimes an inhaler won't be enough, so be sure to call your doctor and see what you can do to help. Remember you must be 18 years or older to call." So, it wasn't a cold, it was asthma. And I will most deffinatley call on that inhaler not being enough thing.

"Well that," said Fred.

"Was very," said George.

"Interesting," said Fred.

Anyways…

Suddenly the Olsen Twins, oh I'm sorry they are separate people and want to be known as separate people, Mary-Kate and Ashley, I mean, appeared out of nowhere.

"Is," George said.

"That," Fred said.

"Who," George said.

"We," Fred said.

"Think," George said.

"It is?" Fred finished.

Hermione appears out of no where, wearing a Home Improvement shirt. (Two suddenlys in a row, this is like heaven.)

"It's the Olsen twins!" exclaimed Hermione.

Fred and George start feeling jealous. Gred/Feorge are the coolest twins around.

Fred and George shared a look and yelled, simultaneously, "Come on everyone, let's get them!"

And everyone went and got them. They totally beat the shit out of those former Full House stars.

"Like, oh my gosh, this, like, really hurts!" complained Ashley.

"Like, ouch like, stop pulling out my like, hair," said Mary-Kate "If you don't, I'll get like, mean."

"You go girl!" praised Ashley

But before Mary-Kate could respond, Ron punched her, causing her to lose that memory of hers. The Freds ran off screaming. A strange buzzing noise was following them.

Ginny stopped, and looked around, "What is that strange buzzing noise?" she asked.

"Oh, no! It's the stalker bug!" Ron yelled

"AHHH!" everyone screamed.

They all started running again, but that damn bug kept following.

"AHH, DIE STALKER BUG!" he swung around and swatted down that stalker bug!

"Muhahaha, I WIN!" Fred gloated

Everyone else cheered and clapped while Fred bowed.

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FINI!

Annie/Note: Reviewage? So, you like, you like? Geah, I remember that stalker bug. Well, the bug that stalker bug is based off of. My bug was out to get me.