Author's Note: All right… I am doing something I have never done. I am responding to people's reviews. This is always happening in other stories and it looks like fun… but I'm only going to do the last few reviews…enjoy. I know I will.

Jade Higurashi: Yes, I hate the stupid half-chapters, too. And they didn't even work… no reviews… none. Okay, that was a total lie. We got like two reviews. Including yours! Thank you! Yes, I am glad you find the story hilarious; I was going for funny when I was writing it.

LIz: Are you the Liz I know? Do I know you? Well, either way, I will keep writing… and you shall find out what the life changing news is. Just wait. Oh, just wait.

LuvIsAVerb: Yes! Cho was a huge brat! Why didn't Harry just slap her and go make out with Ginny. Harry and Ginny should be together and so should Ron and Hermione. Those are the perfect couples. If it doesn't end up that way I am going to be very mad. And hurt someone. And yes, luv is a verb. And I looooove long reviews… write more of them.

MysticElf4: Well, thank you for loving me. So few people do love me. Did you know it's a verb? Anyway, what are you talking about? Smoking Brit? Gorillaz? Fire Coming out of a Monkey's head? I am so hood. And I am American… why would I hate myself? And I don't really hate British people… but I think they hate me. Rupert is hot. As is Dan Rad. But really, I just like saying "Dan Rad." Don't you? I wish we could bring back the original Wally World, but sadly, it is not possible. The original Wally World had script format… and according to the idiots at FFN, I mean the extremely nice people that just want what is best for us, script format is equal to death… or something like that. mumblesIDIOTSmumbles

Me: Hey! You can't be me. I am me! You are so silly! Yes, I am told this is a funny story. Thank you. Thank you oh so much.

Subtlemoon: Man… I wish I had a laptop. Can I have yours? I bet you don't need it. Yes, go sleep. It is good for you. While you sleep, I will keep up the good work. Seems like a plan.

Kla2: I know! I love those crazy Friends! Chandler is my favorite… or maybe Phoebe… it doesn't really matter. Klarrissa, I haven't seen you in like a year! Actually, it has only been summer… but whatever. See ya when school starts again. Oh, no. Now I have depressed myself… thinking of school. Make it stop!

Griffin14: Get a life. And stop reviewing your own stories. You are such a loser.

Oh yay! That was so much fun… I should do it more, no?

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Disclaimer: The Return of Disclaimer Man

"Yaaaaay!" screamed the little children as everyone's favorite super hero flew into Town Square.

"Where have you been, Disclaimer Man?" called out a lady in a green dress and extremely tall red heals.

"Well, I was in Prague, the country, not the continent. And Prague is spelled with a g not a q even though it doesn't sound like it," explained Disclaimer Man.

There was some confusion as every started saying "Prague" and finding out it sounded like a g, not a q. 'What has Disclaimer Man talking about?' all the townspeople thought. But it didn't really matter. He was their superhero.

"What were you doing in Prague?" asked a little girl

"There were some stories there that need disclaiming. But don't you fret, I am back. And I will disclaim this story."

Then Disclaimer Man climbed to the top of the highest building and yelled out for everyone to hear. "The writer of this story doesn't own Harry Potter or anything else she talks about!" Everyone cheered.

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Chapter 18: That crazy dead Dumbledore. I know, I cry along with you.

Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and the twins watched as Harry happily skipped towards them, throwing salt and occasionally twirling.

"Harry! My love!" Ginny cried out. "Have enough people reviewed this horrible story?" Because I must know what the life altering news is!"

"Ginny! My love that I dumped because I have a Spiderman complex and a hero complex!" Harry yelled back. "No, not enough people have reviewed this horrible story. But I have grown tired of these silly half chaps. Therefore," he paused dramatically. "I will share the news!" Harry finished with a flourish.

Everyone else cheered and settled themselves down on the floor with a large batch of popcorn. They were ready for a story.

"I am sure you have all heard of Albus Dumbledore," said Harry.

"Isn't he the one that died in the last book?" asked Ron as he threw popcorn at a cat that was waking by.

Harry nodded and continued. "Well, our former Headmaster that is now dead is actually… my grandfather!"

Loud gasps and shrieks of surprise were heard from the other five.

Hermione was the first to speak up. "Wait, why does that matter so much? I mean A, you were already practically a son to the guy. And B, it isn't like the fact that you are related to Albus is going to make some other bad dude want to kill you."

"So really, the news didn't change anything," said Ginny. "I am a little disappointed in you."

Harry ran off to cry in the boy's bathroom.

"Now, kids, I hope you have all learned a valuable lesson from this chapter. Extremely fanon theories can only lead to bad things," said Fred, the rightful leader of this gang.

"Yes, Pop, we did all learn a valuable lesson," said everyone else in unison. And our Fred didn't question the usage of the word Pop.

"Oh yeah," Fred added as an afterthought. "And Ron is a deatheater."

As everyone else screamed, a little boy with green paint on his face popped out from behind a bookshelf and Avada Kedavra-ed that deatheater.

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Annie Note: Ta da! And so ends the legend of the half chapter. The half blooded chapter, that is. You know that boy with the green paint on his face? That is true. He killed me and my friends at the HBP release. It was terrifying. I saw my whole life flash before my eyes.

REVIEW…please… with sugar on top… and ice cream… and a cherry… and Hershey's sauce…