A/N: Chappie! Chappie! Chappie! Wow, look at that squirrel in that tree! Noooo, come back little squirrel, I want to watch you frolic as I type this fanfiction. Bother, the squirrel left. Now I am all sad.

YEEEEEES. It is time for review answering…

Jade Higurashi: I know! I am really sad that the Legend of the Half-Chap is over… I am going to cry. Why were you prancing when Dumbledore died? I wasn't sad… I was just in shock. I will miss him, but at least I have his portrait… what is up with the portraits anyway? Sure, he went to cry with the Myrtle that is Moany. I will update! I like sugar cookies best.

Where-my-heart-resides: This story is a tad random, huh? Oh well, I still love it. And apparently you people do too. Woooo. Yay! Added to faves! Keep those reviews a comin.

Me: Are you me or are you Grace? I am so confused! Yeah, it is really just me (not grace) that writes this fic. Moe is actually helping me with this chapter because we were chilling and we got kicked out of MugglenetChat and she was like, "Let's write a chappie of wallyworld!" and I was like "Sweet." So there you are.

Disclaimer: 'S all Jo.

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Chapter 19: There is a pen in my mouth and a parrot on my shoulder.

Ron was dead. Harry was crying. Little green-faced boy was a killer. Fred was Pop. George was not as cool as Fred. Hermione was a silly. Ginny was Harry's ex-love. Annie was super cool. Where was Bobby Fisher? Nobody knows…

BUT OH, WAIT! This is a super story. Therefore, everyone can come back even if they are dead! "Yaaaay," screamed the little fans of Disclaimer Man "We love our Won."

Me too. Me too.

The Freds were chilling on the school supplies aisle when Aladdin showed up.

"Aladdin!" yelled Ginny. "You are the best Disney character ever!"

Ron raised his hand.

"Yes, Ron?" asked Harry, the DADA teacher.

"I'm not sure about Aladdin being the best Disney character. I mean, what about Simba? Lion King is classic."

Harry nodded, "That is a very good point, Ron. Ginny, your thoughts?"

"Shut up, Harry. No one likes you."

Harry ran off to cry again.

"Take off your clothes," whispered Aladdin.

"Shit," said the monkey.

Genie wrote "Sex," on the chalkboard.

J.K. Rowling was in the Harry Potter movies.

Draco appeared out of nowhere (ah, the Home Improvement shirts) and walked right up to Aladdin. "Do you know the guy that plays you was in Full House? He was Steve. He ate lots."

Aladdin poked Draco in the forehead.

Suddenly (I smile) Iago swooped in and sat on Ron's shoulder. The youngest male Weasley looked very surprised. Iago had a gel pen in his mouth, it was purple, and the parrot placed the pen in Ron's mouth and screeched. Ron yelled "Flabbergasted!" really loud.

"Remember when children's cartoons didn't suck?" asked Hermione.

I know I do. Those were the days.

Fred stopped a random girl in the store. "Hillary Duff, what are you doing here?"

The random girl looked very confused. "What? I'm not Hillary Duff."

But it was too late. "Hillary Duff! Hillary Duff! Hillary Duff on the school supplies aisle!" yelled Fred and fifty kids swarmed the random girl.

The non-Hillary Duff was stomped to death. Oh no, she's dead.

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Annie/Note: Hizzah! Yeah, I was really not hyper while writing this… it is probably crap… sorry about that… let's see how many dots I can use…My bum itches. Did you enjoy that chapter? I did. I really love Aladdin… clearly the best Disney movie ever… I go to school tomorrow. First day of high school. I am going to get lost and tell you all about my woes. Be prepared to hear all about the first day back in my next AnnieNote. Do you people even read this? I wouldn't.