New Year Special

Woah, I'm actually making a New Year Special. That is so awesome. Anyway, here we go!

At Clario's House…

"Ok, put the food over there, put that there, no Mystic, don't eat that…Ugh…This party is a bust." Clario said.

"What? Why?" Mystic asked, eating a random cake.

"…Because you just ate the party cake."

"Er, sorry."

"Don't worry, Clario." SonicM said. "I'm sure it won't be as bad as last year."

"We didn't have a party last year." Linky pointed out.

"Sigh…Anyway, SonicM go fetch another cake. Linky, put away your Exile Blade, Mystic…well, you're just gonna mess everything up, just go to sleep." Clario told them.

DING DONG!

"Crap, people are here already? Mystic, you can greet everyone." Clario told her.

"Sweet!" Mystic said, as she raced to the door.

"Alright…um…now what?" Clario asked himself.

Turns out, Mario was the one who door belled! With Baby Mario on his back.

"Er-a…Clario? Your-a Kirby seems to be-a weird." Mario said to him. Clario looked at the door, and saw many more people coming in.

"Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukah! Happy Halloween! MISTLETOE. One dollar to enter! Pizza. Large pepperoni!" Mystic yelled at incoming visitors. Many just ignored her.

"Crap." Clario muttered, slapping his forehead.

"Hi Clario! I brought my special Pasta!" Zess.T said, coming in.

"Great…"

"Here Clario! I bought this at the store!" Kirio said, also coming in, giving him a Courage Shell, with Kuigi, Kirbella, Waddle, and Flurrie.

"Wait, you aren't supposed to be here…" Clario pointed out, dropping the shell.

"I got the cakAAGGGH!" SonicM yelled, running in the front door and slipping on the shell, throwing the cake up.

"Hey Clario!" MetaShadow said, coming in the front door.

"MetaShadow, watch out for that cake!" Clario warned MetaShadow.

"What cake-pleh." MetaShadow said, getting a faceful of falling cake.

Everyone just stood there. Horusyami07 came in during the silence. And Chicken Miasma, with Kirio and the Magnificent Seven. Don't forget Chuigi.

He saw MetaShadow, and started laughing.

"What happened to you?" Horusyami07 said between laughs.

"Grrr…" MetaShadow growled, and threw Zess.T's pasta at him.

"Hey!" Horusyami07 cried. He threw the Jelly Ultra he brought with him at MetaShadow. He missed and hit Pikario, who promptly threw a Courage Shell at him, missing and beaming Kirio in the head.

"HEY!" Kirio yelled, taking out his Hammer and whacked Pikario, who promptly thundered his ass.

"ITEM FIGHT!" Mystic yelled.

"Mystic, no!" Clario scolded her.

MetaShadow threw a Max Mushroom at Mystic, who got hit dead on by 5 Pastas, 9 Dry Hammers, 19 Yu-gi-oh cards, 30 pieces of paper, and 99 computers. Oh yeah, and a microwave. And a flying Pichu with a green hat with L on it.

Mystic was all X.X after that. Luigi came in, along with Princess Peach, Daisy, and Dry Bones. Baby Luigi was following.

"Holy-a crap!" Luigi yelled who barely avoided being hit by a flying TV.

Princess Peach got hit by some spaghetti. Every Mario character ceased fire.

"Are you ok-a, Princess?" Mario asked.

"…"

"Run!" Luigi screamed, and retreated into the basement. Mario and every Mario Character followed suit. Except Kirio. And Kirby came in.

"Why? What's gonna happen?" Kirio asked.

Princess Peach suddenly picked up a plate of food, then machine gun style, threw everything off the plate at everyone. Everyone yelled "AAGGH!" except Mystic and Kirby, who opened their huge mouths and ate everything thrown at them.

Sonic then came in, with Tails and Knuckles.

"Hey guys! I brought some food!" Tails said. His food was promptly smashed into his own face. He sat down and cried.

"Who threw that?" Sonic asked. Kirby inched away from Sonic.

"GET BACK HERE YOU MARSHMELLOW!" Sonic yelled, chasing Kirby.

"Aieeee!" Kirby yelled.

All the Mario characters came back. Baby Mario peeked out. Baby Luigi started crying.

"Babies!" Luigi said, in his Mario & Luigi voice. Baby Luigi kept crying. Luigi looked down and made a surprised face. Baby Luigi laughed.

Baby Mario went out, and smashed a TV.

"Oi…nevermind." Linky started, but stopped.

"Hey everyone! It's almost New Years!" Knuckles pointed out, looking at the clock.

Everyone started counting down.

"FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! HAPPY NEW YEARS!" Everyone screamed.

Luigi, Baby Luigi, and Mario and Baby Mario left after that.

"That was a bust…" Clario said to Horusyami07 and Chicken Miasma.

"Are you kidding? That party rocked!" Chicken Miasma said.

Clario felt happy, and then left to light the fireworks.

"Hey wait…wasn't I in your fan-fic?" Kirio asked Horusyami07.

"Yeah." Horusyami07 replied.

"…So! You're the guy who I'm supposed to assassinate." Kirio yelled, taking out his hammer. He was promptly tackled by Waddle, Kirbella, and Flurrie.

"JUST ONE HAMMER WHACK! JUST ONEEEEEEE!" Kirio screamed, being dragged out the door by the 3 partners. "I'LL GET YOU, YAMI!"

"Er…" Horusyami07 said, sweatdropping.

"Kirio! It's not Horusyami07 your after. It's Clario!" Kirbella whispered.

"Oh." Kirio said.

Linky just sat in a chair, as the food fight continued between Sonic, Tail, Knuckles, Kirby, Mystic, SonicM, Dry Bones, Daisy, and the Princess.

Clario lit the fireworks. They made various shapes, like cake, TVs, Stars, egg beaters, and Mushrooms.

"You!" Kirio yelled.

"Hi. You got the wrong person, you were duped by Bowser, and you're an idiot." Clario said.

"How'd you know that?" Kirio asked.

"I can read the minds of Kirbies. How else do you think I can stop Mystic's idiotic acts?" Clario said.

"Oh." Kirio said.

Finally, as everyone left…

"Hey Mystic?" Clario said.

"Yeah?" Mystic asked.

"You're not helping in the next special."

"Aww…"

"SonicM, you're not getting the food for now on."

"Why?"

"Cause you trip too much. Linky, you're helping in the next one." Clario said. "No complaints." He added, as Linky opened his mouth.

"So…what's the next one gonna be?" Linky asked.

"Dunno. To all you readers…HAPPY NEW YEARS!" Mystic yelled.

"Er…Mystic. Don't break the fourth wall." SonicM told her.

Hope you enjoyed this special! Please review (well, actually you don't need to. It'd be nice though!) and look forward to Wide Rule Kirio Chapter 3 somewhere in January!