Author's Note: This one time on a bus and not at band camp…

Right now is the time that I would be responding to reviews, but I get so few reviews that I don't even see the point anymore. Everyone reviewing, I love you and I love your reviews. Everyone not reviewing, I HATE YOU! By the way, I said "I hate you" in a French accent, I sounded like Michel from Gilmore Girls. Man, he is cool. Unlike you guys, cause you guys are not cool at all.

Disclaimer: This one time on a bus and not at band camp…

Chapter 24: This one time on a bus and not at band camp…

"Utopia," said George.

"What was that, George?" asked the other twin.

"I said utopia."

"We all heard what you said, Georgie Weorgie, we were just wondering what you meant by it," said Ermione.

George looked suddenly angered. "I didn't mean anything by it, pansies! I was just saying a word! Gah, why do you people freak out at every little thing? I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" He stormed off and left a shocked group of wizards behind.

"What the fhell?" asked Ron.

"He's weird," said Fred.

Hermione looked up from her dress making business. "I am sure he is just jealous of Fred because he is so much cooler."

"Well, then, what a super loser," said Fred.

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"So this one time," started Harry. "I was on a bus, right?"

"Why were you on a bus, Arry?" asked Ginny.

"Well, it was a school bus," explained Harry.

Ginny looked at him. "Hokay, but why were you on the school bus? Did you ride one to school when you went to the school with the muggles?"

"No." Harry started blankly at Ginny. "Why would I have ridden a school bus to school when I could have walked or Dursley could have taken me?"

"Aight, then if you weren't going to school why were you on a school bus?"

"It was a school bus."

"Yes, I understand it is a school bus, I just don't understand what you were doing on it."

"It was a SCHOOL bus!" yelled Harry.

"I know that! But WHY were you on it?" asked Ginny, also yelling.

"Are you deaf? Schoooool bus! It was a school bus!" Harry yelled as he waved his arms around.

"Oh, my gah!" screamed a frustrated Ginny.

"Look!" interrupted Ron. "Will both of you please shut up? You are ruining Hermione's dress making business." Ron pointed to his lover and she nodded her head sadly. "Now, I want to here this bus story. Bus stories are always good."

"Well, I was on the bus drinking some coffee. It was good coffee and I need it to make me especially hyper. But then I started to feel sick. SICK! I hate sick! Sickness is a sign of weakness. Sick people are weak! Anyway, I threw up."

"You threw up on the bus?" asked Fred.

"Oh, yeah."

"Awesome," said a stoned Ron.

"It was pretty awesome," answered Harry.

Ron and Harry high-fived.

"Did you guys know that Zach Braff is a chicken?" asked George.

"Hey, George, when did you get back?" asked Fred.

"When did I not get back?" answered George.

"I don't know," said Fred.

"Well, maybe you should work on that," said George.

"Guys, is it just me, or does Phoebe from Friends look strangely like the Jeannie from I Dream of Jeanie?" asked Hermione, finally looking up from her dress making business.

"Yep," said Ron.

"Wanna buy a dress?" said Hermione.

"Of course," said Ron.

"Why is everyone dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow this year?" asked Harry.

"What do you mean?" asked Ginny.

"A SCHOOL BUS!" yelled Harry.

"Idiot!" said Ginny.

"Now that I think about it," said Ron. "That is so true. I mean Chad from One Tree Hill and that dude that is dating Willow from How I Met Your Mother. It is crazy."

"That's true," said Hermione.

Harry started laughing uncontrollably. "Isn't it hysterical that Chad and that chick split up?"

Everyone laughed with him.

"That must be one awkward set," said Ron.

"It would be like if Dan Rad and Emma broke up," said Ginny.

"WE ARE NOT DATING!" yelled Dan Rad and Emma. "WE ARE JUST REALLY GOOD FRIENDS!"

"Whatevs," said all customers at Wal-Mart. All customers ever.

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Annie Note: Ya know, that happened to me. Not the dress thing, the throwing up on the bus thing. In fact, I threw up on the bus today. It was hysterical.

Guys, I really need some reviews. I am becoming very sad. Do you not love me? That hurts. PLEASE LOVE ME! I NEED TO BE LOVED! Why does no one love me? Is there something wrong with me? Excuse me, I need some time to myself.