If I Were A Lazy Human—by eddie and the kit (hey, we got our own lemon drops now)
"Call us crazy."- quote here... "Yes, do. We insist."

Hiei turned around and realized that Kurama was dragging the couch away. Forgetting about his lemon drops that were covered with human saliva anyway, Hiei dashed back to where the fox was moving the couch.

Hiei stands in front of the couch, pushing it back in the direction it came from. Hiei pushed from one side, Kurama from the other. Kurama gave the fire demon an innocent smile and let go of the couch, stepping carefully aside. Hiei's eyes got really wide and fell face forward with an 'umph!' as the couch slide forward all the way across the room. With a devastating crash, it broke the television set.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE TV!"

Tears rolled down his face, and then he turned from his spot on the floor abruptly and threw a black boot at Kurama's head. Kurama's eyes widened as the boot hit him in the forehead. –Face Vault- Standing back up he starred at Hiei, who was still sulking cross legged on the floor, "You…you…you threw a…boot…at me?"

"Darn right I did," Hiei still had his arms crossed, pouting.

Kurama blinked at Hiei, rubbing his forehead. "May I enquire…why?"

"Kuuraema! Aoren't youe guenna toakee caere o' shriempie be'ind uus?" Kuwabara's voice ran out from the walkie talkie Kurama still held.

"Shut up Kuwabara!" Yusuke's voice intrupted and Kurama could hear a smack on the other side of the walkie talkie. "Hiei is no longer behind us. Kurama, is his royal ass back on that stupid couch playing King of the Mountian?"

Kurama sweat dropped as he still looked to Hiei for an answer. Picking up the walkie talkie he spoke, "No...but your television set is no longer in exsietence."

"No," came a far away voice from Hiei's mouth. "You killed the television..."

Kurama stopped Yusuke's half-finished scream of WHAT! "I'll get back to you. I believe my own life will be in danger when Hiei clicks his brain back up in gear."

Hiei continued starring where the broken television set lay beside the couch. "No...not the television... You killed it... Kurama! You'll pay for this!"

"Now Hiei," Kurama stuck both hands into the air to show surrender to the gleaming look in Hiei's eyes. He took a catious step backwards. "Let's think about this rationally..."

"Rationally? YOU KILLED THE TELEVISION AND YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!" Hiei blurred out of Kurama's sight.

Kurama tensed, green eyes frantically searching around him for Hiei's attack before he relaxed. He turned confused as he looked about the room, blinking in the utter confussion. "Where'd he go?"

The noise coming from his hand finally caught his attention. "-LET THE CRAZED KING OF THE STUPID MOUNTAIN BREAK THE TV! YOU CAN'T BE THAT STUPID KURAMA! MY MA'S GOING TO FRY ME ALIVE! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF USING THAT MONEY FOR THAT RIN--"

"Yusuke?"

"OH, SO ARE YOU GOING TO FINALLY ANSWER ME?"

"Urameshi, put a cork in it! Your tv sucks compared to mine!"

"OH YEAH?"

Kurama sighed, turning the knob for volume on the walkie talkie all the way down so he didn't have to hear arguing voices emitting from the small metal box held in his hand. "Now," he pondered out loud, "where did Hiei go?"

So Kurama spent hours upon hours upon hours upon hours...four hours in total, searching for Hiei in various places such as the many parks in the city. Finally, as all searches must do, it came to an end. He gave up, shrugging Hiei's threat off as he headed home. And he dead stopped the second he opened the door. "H-IEI!" Kurama took a step onto the white powdered floor, his foot leaving an imprint upon the carpet. "My god," he muttered at the place with wide eyes. "Mother is going to kill me..."

Preview of next chapter- Hiei looks up from watching the television on Kurama's couch. "'ey 'urama. Wanna donut?"
For the more stupid people once more
"Kuuraema! Aoren't youe guenna toakee caere o' shriempie be'ind uus?" -- "Kurama! Aren't you gunna take care of shrimpy behind us?"
Hullo to all reviewers! (eddie just finished a british book, yes) we are still alive but have not really updated... oppsies. our bad. enjoy the new year though. click review button! ...NOW!