Have you been wondering just why did Itachi slaughter his whole clan? Well...he tells his story. And what does Sasuke exactly put in his tea...? Read on to find out... Warnings: Story contains plenty of proof of the author's idiocy and stupidity.

Yaoi Two ninjas meet secretly in the dark of the night KakashixItachi KakaIta

They say love conquers all, but just how far can it really go? Sasuke and Sakura must find out on their own...

A ton of Naruto drabbles...yaoi...het...so on...

Sakura was caught by Akatsuki. But this time, she’s not the damsel in distress ...

An AU story about what happens when Team 7 befriends a ninja from another village, who is on a mysterious quest.

Naruto bans dancing unless Kiba can learn to dance! Kiba goes to find some help... but is he getting more then he asked for? TemxOC, future KibaxTem Review please!

Naruto’s mind echoed this phrase over and over again “Promises are meant to be broken, especially an idiotic promise such as this one” NaruSasu Rokudaime Naruto

20 Questions got them closer and now Sasuke wants to take it to the next level. And it’s a huge problem for he knows nothing about it. Find out how Uchiha Sasuke solves his problem: MAKING HARUNO SAKURA MY GIRLFRIEND.

Wouldn't it be fun to get to know each other more without making it obvious? Well a little adventure considering this with Sasuke and Sakura and a festival full of surprises. SasuXSaku

a weird story including Akatsuki the sound shinobi and lots of others. happy plants make people happy i guess. sorry for the dumb summary

Naruto faints from malnutrition, so Tsunade orders Sasuke to be his personal nutritionist, cracktastic fun ensues. NaruSasu.

The story of Naruto... Nothing like it was before.Get the joke in the title? Chronicles of Narnia?

Just a few short things I wrote in bed late at night. Fuller summery inside.

Neji and Hinata switch places quite literally. NejiHina.

umm i am really bad at sum oh well it takes place when lil gaara chan meets junna

[SasuSaku][OneShot] Sakura's first kiss had been accidental, stolen by some other man. Jealous!Boyfriend Sasuke finds an unorthodox way to make up for that.

Just as the title says, it's an interview with Gaara! Oneshot. This is my first shot at humor, just to forewarn you...includes me and all my bestest friends! Including one from Spain that speaks no Spanish! Rated T for language

YAOI GenRai Tradition states that giving a man underwearsocks means that you are attracted to him beyond the levels of friendship. Raidou is wondering how to give Genma his present with their friendship at stake.

YAOI Iruka has the gift of foresight, and since he was young he used it to prevent mistakes. He helped many, but he couldn't save all. Then he notices Genma, and how much he resembles Mizuki, his dead lover. Will Genma remain in Mizuki's shadow?

She was always his... She had too...wanted too..no matter what...Sasusaku Chapter 1 up!Please review!

Yes! Total randomness shall insue from visiting authoress to hot makeout scense. Maybe not your kinda humor but there should surely be a small bit that'll make you giggle. C'mon...A tiny tidbit? On hold. Some material not approperiate for some.

I should tell Naruto. I should tell him I’m not the kind of person to do this. I’m not the kind of person to bring Sasuke back. But I can’t, because I know Naruto needs me.

[GaiKakashi friendship fic] After the children have left, Kakashi plans to sleep through his empty nest syndrome. Too bad Gai won't seem to let him.

Love, everyone has felt love im their life at one time. It might have been when you were born and your mother held you for the first time. Or when you took your first steps to daddy. Everyone has felt love, except for a young child. Feared at birth.....