BACK WHEN WE FIRST MET written by the infamous HieiKitty along with her llamas, Jerry and Harry.

Written on Saturday, October 23, 2004 at 12:05 am

Hey, here's the next chapter of BWWFM and I would like to thank everyone would reviewed and continues to read this fic though it's written by me. Anyhow, Let's get on with the fic! ::Strikes a heroic pose:: Oh, and don't forget to review at the end of chapter. It would most appreciated. THANKS!

Back When We First Met

Chapter Eleven: Evil Shoulder Monkeys, Pigeons, and Birds

-Day 6-

-Saturday Morning, 9 o'clock am-

-The Takashi Residence-

The doorbell rand just as Hikari Takashi stepped out of the shower. She wrapped a big fluffy towel around her and walked out of the bathroom. Kaito Takashi sat on the couch watching his morning cartoon shows as the doorbell rang again. Kari groaned and answered the door though she was in just a towel. She instantly closed the door when she saw who it was. The four spirit detectives just stood on the other side of the door in silence.

When Kai saw Kari stomp to her room and slam the door, he got up and went to the front door where he opened the door to see who it was. He sweat dropped when he saw the four. Yusuke and Kuwabaka pushed their way in looking for the two twins. "Hey, kid, where's your sisters? We know they're here. Hiei and Kurama can sense their spirit and youkai energy. Plus Kari just answered the door."

"Uh, well, Kari's getting dressed and Rei's still sleeping." Kai told them slightly nervous as he allowed Kurama and Hiei to step inside their apartment. "But I don't suggest you bother them unless you want to get the beating of you life from either one of them."

"Sure, whatever you say, kid." Yusuke said sarcastically as he opened Kari's door and walked inside her room. Being smarter than Yusuke, the other did not follow the leader of their group. For once in Kuwabara's life, he did something right.

"AAAAAHHH!!! YUSUKE, YOU HENTAI!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!" They heard Kari scream and a door slam. Yusuke walked back to them smiling though he had many bruises now. Kai just gave him an I-told-you-so look. Next, the detectives tried Reina's room, this time the others actually followed, all except Kai who knew better than to disturb her sleep. Yusuke opened the door and walked into Reina's room. He stepped over many objects on the ground to where Reina was sleeping on her bed.

"Hey, Rei, get up!! Grandma's pissed that you and Kari haven't shown for training in the past four days and she wants you two at the temples ASAP!!!" Yusuke told her. Suddenly, Reina grabbed a wooden baseball bat from underneath her bed and started swinging it wildly in the air yelling something about evil shoulder monkeys. Yusuke barely dodged the violent attack and ran out of the room, pushing Kuwabara inside the room next to her bed. Reina tried to him as well, now yelling about him being Kaitlyn Robertson (otherwise known as the bird/lizard/trucker/sewer rat/man thing. It's true. There's a girl at my school who actually looks like a combination of them and she's trying to be like Sara so now Sara's paranoid and thinks that Kaitlyn's going to kill her.) Kuwabara was soon knocked unconscious as Reina continued to attack his now almost lifeless body.

"Do something, Kurama! Calm her down!" Yusuke told him then pushed the reincarnation of the kitsune thief into the room towards Reina. The kitsune hanyou turned her attack on him yelling about pigeons. Kurama dodged her attacks as he rand out of her room. Yusuke and Kurama turned and looked at Hiei. The fire apparition glared back at them. "Hiei, see what's up with her? Tell us if it's a dream or whatnot!"

Hiei glared at the spirit detective one last time before closing his eyes and removing the strip of cloth on his forehead that covered his third eye. The Jagan began to glow as he penetrated Reina Takashi's mind.

Reina was in field lying on her back as she looked up at the sky. Just as she felt like she was about to fall asleep, she heard a noise behind her. She sat up and turned to see what had caused the noise. The kitsune hanyou screamed when she saw it. It was an evil shoulder monkey with the head of Yusuke on it. It was cursing at her and chattering evil monkey talk. (This is the time where she's attacking Yusuke) She stood up and ran over to a nearby tree. Reina then grabbed a tree branch and began to swing at the evil shoulder monkey/Yusuke thing yelling at it. Suddenly, the monkey disappeared and something new appeared.

It was even more hideous than the shoulder monkey/Yusuke thing. It was Kaitlyn Robertson with Kuwabara's head. (This is the attack on Kuwabara.) Reina avoided looking at it, for she feared for her life, as she swung at it with her tree branch. She did not stop until she saw that the thing was on the ground, twitching and barely had any life. She sighed and smiled to herself. The kitsune hanyou sat back down with the tree branch still close at hand.

Out of the sky she saw a pigeon fly towards her. At first, everything seemed good but as it got closer and closer she saw that it had the heads of both Kurama and Youko on it. She was in shock for a minute then she started attacking it with the tree branch. (This is the attack on Kurama, if you hadn't figured it out.) Lucky for the pigeon, it actually dodged all the swings of her tree branch that she used to try to break his skull open. She sighed again when she saw it fly away, never to bother her again.

Then she heard one of the kawaiiest sounds ever (or I think it is.). She turned her head to see the kawaiiest little koneko she had ever seen in her life. (Koneko is Japanese for Kitten or KITTY!) It had brown fur and had Hiei-style black hair and it even had Hiei's crimson red eyes. (If you would like to see a picture, go to Ghost's Anime Kitties website. The HieiKitty there is so kawaii and that's why my pen name is HieiKitty.) It just sat there and glared at her. Reina scooted over to it and pet it but glared at it when it scratched at her hand.

Reina Takashi woke up from her dream to find that she once again had a katana pressed against her neck. And the same person held the katana against her. Hiei stood in front of her, glaring at her. She glared at him, trying not to move in case the katana would cut her throat on 'accident'. "Hey, what the hell are you doing in my room? And why are you trying to kill me? AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU WAKE ME UP!?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO DISTURB ME, WHEN I'M SLEEPING!!!"

"Baka onna, do not dare to think of me as a neko or this katana will be stained with your blood. This is your last warning." Hiei sneered at her then sheathed his katana. Reina dropped the baseball bat she still had in her hand then looked around the room. Hiei, Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara, who's now conscious, all stood there, looking at her. A slight blush crept onto her cheeks as she realized that she was still in her pajamas which were a tank top and her underwear. She screamed and her sister came running into the room. Kari was now at least more decent than when Yusuke walked into her room, though she was only wearing her underwear and a pair of shorts. When she saw the four spirit detectives, she too slightly blushed. The two twins ganged up on them as they beat the shit out of the four guys, well all except Hiei who got the hell out of there before they could beat the shit out of him.

When the twins got done beating the shit out of them, they looked at each other. Reina had used her wooden baseball bat while Kari had used a metal baseball bat. Reina glared at her twin sister. "Kari, is that MY bat? I thought you said that you misplaced it." The kitsune hanyou said in a low, threatening voice. Kari just laughed nervously then threw the bat at her and ran into her room to finish getting dressed. Reina pushed the three unconscious spirit detectives out of her bedroom and into the hallway beside her sister's room then slammed the door and went back to sleep.

-An hour later, when the three spirit detectives regain consciousness-

Yusuke knocked on Kari's door, trying to get her to come out of her room. Kuwabara was trying to have a decent conversation with Kai but Kai was using too big of words for him to understand like "to think" and "comprehend". Kurama sat on the couch in the front room with an ice pack on his head where he had a huge lump. Hiei was standing in the hallway, with his back against the wall, watching the spirit detective fail at getting Kari out of her room. The two argued back and forth while in her room, Kari was lying on her bed reading her InuYasha mangas and occasionally drawling little doodles of the inu hanyou.

"Come on, Kari. We have to go to Genkai's."

"No."

"KARI!"

"NO!"

"You already missed four days of training and Genkai's pissed!"

"I said no, you baka hentai! Now, go away!!"

"I said I was sorry for walking in on you getting dressed!"

"You did? When was that? Did I miss something?"

"I'm sorry, Kari, now get your ass out here!"

"No."

Yusuke's and Kari's argument continued on like this until finally they came to agreement that if Kari went to Genkai's that Yusuke would buy her any InuYasha merchandise of her choice. (Wrong move, Yusuke.) Now, they had to get Reina to come along as well but she had fallen back to sleep. (Hey, I sleep whenever I can so she will too. Sleep!) Kari walked up to her sister's room and knocked on the door. "Hey, Rei, if ya get up and go over to Genkai's, we'll get some tacos later. As much as you want!"

That instant, the door opened to reveal, Reina awake and fully dressed. She looked up and down the hallway looking for something. Reina gave her twin a look. "I thought I heard the word "taco". If tacos are involved, let's go!"

End of Chapter Eleven

Yes, another short chapter but hey, it was longer than some of the other ones so eh. The next chapter will be when they arrive at Genkai's and their training. I would hate to train under Genkai. It would be torture. Anyways, please review and keep on reading. It will be a while before I update again cause I as I said in FTPWWB, I broke my second keyboard in two months so I have to wait a while before I can get another one. Right now I'm using the family computer if you're wondering how I typed this. Anyways, REVIEW!!!

-HieiKitty-