EUREKA!
Kakashi had a laptop. He was sick and tired of hand-writing mission reports only to get them rejected because of his handwriting. So, he was going to type it.
The only problem was, laptops are rather more distracting than pieces of paper. There was so much he could do on it! Play games, listen to music, look up porn on the internet. It was great! Of course, that meant he had sat down to type up his mission report 7 hours ago. None of it was done, but he set a high score on pinball.
Now, he was bored. He tapped his fingers impatiently on the keyboard. He supposed he should start to write his mission report…but it was sooo boring. Why didn't he make it more interesting! Like use lots of long, complicated words! That would be fun!
Well, the mission started off with an unfortunate incident involving snakes. What word could he use instead of snake? He typed in the word, but got distracted by a pop-up involving naked women inviting himto join their conversation. He declined, he was a man of morals. He looked at his snake definition and realized he'd accidentally typed in ssake. Ohhh, that sounded like sake! Sake…sake…that sounded like something else as well. Oh, Sasuke! What is the definition of Sasuke, he mused.
So, he typed it in. Oh, no entries found for Sasuke. Oh, but there were alternatives. Did he mean- sausage, sauce, seasick, spuke, sapsucker, or snake! Snake was there! There must be some kinda twisted meaning about this.
Oh! What happened when he typed in Naruto.
Also, no entries found for it, but again, some alternatives! Did he mean- narrator, nut, tarot, in a rut, or run to? No. He meant NARUTO. Who else could he do? Oh, IRUKA! No entries, but did he mean Iraq, Africa, Erica, or eureka? Wait...eureka? Oh god! It was true! Iruka's name sounded like eureka! He had to find the definition. Oh god! He had to tell Iruka the meaning! He had to meet up with his young genins, but who cared! Irukas name sounded like eureka!
He sprinted across the roofs, dodged cattle, jumped fences, and many more exciting things, until he reached the small school on the other side of the village, where Iruka was teaching.
He took a flying leap through an open window, that turned out not to be open, so quite dramatically, dove into Irukas classroom, glass flying everywhere and children screaming. Luckily, his laptop was intact.
"IRUKA-SENSEI!"
Iruka was baffled, and look alarmed. "What is it? Is it Naruto?"
"NO! Something far more important!"
Iruka gasped. "What is it…?"
Kakashi took a few deep breaths before slamming his laptop down on Iruka's desk dramatically and said slowly, "Has anyone ever told you, your name sounds like eureka?"
An eerie silence engulfed the room.
"What…?" Iruka asked slowly.
Kakashi looked delighted. "They haven't? GREAT! I can be the first to tell you the dictionary definition of it! Eureka is a word used to express triumph upon finding or discovering something. It's alsoa city of northwest California on Humboldt Bay, an arm of the Pacific Ocean. Lumbering, fishing, and tourism are important to its economy. Population: 27,025."
Iruka stared at him, before taking a deep breath and saying slowly, "You burst into my classroom…break my window…scare my students…scare ME…to tell me my name sounds like eureka?"
"Ahhh, but which eureka? With a capital letter, or not? It completely changes the meaning! Iruka…to me, you are the version with the small letter. You are not a city near California, but a word used to describe triumph. To me, you are triumph…" He finished at a whisper.
Iruka looked moved, "No ones ever said that to me before…" ignoring Konohamaru's cry of "FOR A REASON!"
"Iruka…will you allow me to take you now?"
"Oh, Kakashi…"
They slowly moved towards each other. As they began their dance of love, the children ran away. Some were crying.
As Kakashi reached climax, he gave an almighty cry of-
"EUREKA!"