Disclaimer: Welcome to the wonderful world that is Pokémon. Of course everything related to Pokémon is owned and licensed by Nintendo, and I'm sure the author of this story will do his best to treat Nintendo and Pokémon with as much respect as possible. Now, the characters in this story are all original except for professor Oak, Ash, Gary, Misty, Brock, several Jenny's and Joy's and some other weirdo's that wander around in the game and/or series and of course, the Pokémon.
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Chapter 15 – Red shoe diaries
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To wash away the foul taste Heckburn had left me, I decided to eat out. Okay, I was also too lazy to cook something up, but first I needed to wash my mouth out and I didn't have any soft drinks anymore. I had just ordered in McDonalds and was looking for a place to sit when it happened.
"Hey! Tony! Is that you?"
NO…FUCKING…WAY…
"Hey, it IS you! How you've been, man?"
A large hat with ditto glasses just underneath stopped right in front of me. Somewhere underneath could something remotely described as a human being be found.
"Allan," I sighed, "what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be running around in Kanto?"
"Well, I did," he told me as followed me outside to sit out front, "but I decided it might brighten my horizons if I tried defeating the Johto gym leaders this year."
"Since you're unable to defeat any in Kanto, you try here now?"
"Hey, that's not true," he looked hurt, "I'll let you know I had all my badges last year and I competed in the Pokéleague. I'm even ranked at the 15 386th place from all 20 000 competitors. What's your rating anyway?"
"Don't have a rating," I told him as I bit from my burger, "I'm not competing."
"Really? Guess that explains why I didn't see you there. So what are you doing here in Johto?"
"Working, I have a business here."
"Really? What?"
"I hunt and catch pokémon for other people. I'm staying here in Goldenrod because it's central and the day care centre here is one of my largest clients."
"I don't like the day care centre here," Allan frowned, "I left my Jigglypuff there, and now it acts all funny."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
He let out his Jigglypuff and it started humping the potted plant next to our table.
"Hmm." I said as I watched it.
"Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's it…" it sang as it continued molesting the plant.
Allan was about to retract it back into its ball but I stopped him.
"You're right," I said, "this isn't normal behaviour."
"That's right, but do we have to keep him here in public? I mean," he gulped, "this is kind of embarrassing."
I was about to agree and tell him to call him back, when he suddenly let out a small shriek and jumped behind Allan's legs.
"Well, he hasn't done that before," Allan reacted as he tried to calm the small pokémon.
I looked around to see what caused this sex-crazed pokémon to react this way, when I say a strange fellow go into the McDonalds.
"I know that guy," I whispered as I tried to remember where I knew him from, "I've seen him before… the day care centre."
"Huh? Are you sure?" Allan asked when he called back his Jigglypuff, "I don't think he works there."
"He doesn't, but when I delivered some pokémon, I saw him there. Now that I think of it, they didn't have any pokémon to look after when I saw him, so why was he…"
Something came to mind, but I didn't want to register it.
"Come with me," I told Allan as I got up to throw away my garbage, "you can see the day care centre from my office."
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We sat up on the roof, next to a digital camera, looking at the day care centre. Surprisingly, Allan was quiet. Well, he became quiet, after I told him how I thought something big was going on at that centre and it needed our full attention. Plus, I told him, why I had left Kanto. Well, I told him that I had some … "trouble" with officer Jenny from Pewter, and told him it was personal. Which was kinda the truth.
"Hey, someone's there," Allan nudged me.
I turned on the camera and watched him with my night-vision specs. Yeah, I have night-vision, cool huh? I need them to 'cause some pokémon only come out in the dark and you don't see shit in the dark. Yep, it was him. He stopped at the day care centre, looked around to see if someone was watching and knocked the door. The porch light went on (giving me a nice opportunity to zoom in on his face) and the old geezer let him in. I took out my cell phone and dialled the number I had called a couple of hours ago.
"It's me," I said, "that guy I told you about just entered the day care. Should we wait or go in right away?… okay, fine, see you in a few minutes."
We hurried downstairs and ran to the day care centre, camera still running. I knocked on the door and after a few minutes, the old geezer opened the door slightly.
"Tony? What are you doing here on this hour?" he smiled, but then he saw the camera, "what's the meaning of…"
I kicked the door in, causing the old guy to fall. Hey, if I was wrong, I had a lot of explaining to do. But then again, even if I was right, I would still have a lot of explaining to do. I passed him with Allan in my trail, opening the door to the exercise room, and there I caught our guy, with his pants down.
"What was he doing?" Ash asked, "was he from Team Rocket, trying to steel those pokémon?"
"Uhm, no," Tony said, "like I said, I caught him with his pants down."
"That means you busted him," Gary nodded, "but what was he doing?"
"Noooo," Tony shook his head, "you don't understand, I really caught him with his pants down."
"What do you mea…" Misty stopped in her tracks as her mind told her exactly what I meant, "EWWW, GROSS!"
"My thoughts exactly," Tony sighed as he too vividly remembered what he had seen that faithful night.
"Ehm, it's not what it looks like…" the old guy tried to explain.
"I think I'm gonna be sick," Allan quietly said, "did they do that to my Jigglypuff?"
I tried to look away, but kept my camera on the guy and that Mareep. God, I even went out to catch them some Mareep! That's when I saw the cameras. So this wasn't some favour for this pervert, but a movie industry.
"Is there some problem here?" a voice came from outside.
"NO!" the old guy sprinted to the door, "no, no problem here! Uhm, no, officer, not at all, nope, no problem at all. He he."
"Sure there is!" I yelled from inside, pushing the camera in Allan's hands, "keep filming, not only the pokémon, but also the camera's, okay?"
Allan gulped and tried to hold the camera steady as I walked to the door.
"Hello officer, I would like to give my self in. I have recently found the urge to force my way inside the day care centre to film sleeping pokémon, but what I found wasn't sleeping pokémon."
"You forced you way in?" the police officer asked, "then it's police business."
"No! We won't press charges," the old guy said, but I shoved him back, making way for the cop to come in.
"Oh my fucking God," he exclaimed as he entered the room, "what kind of sick perverts are you people?"
He reached for his walkie-talkie and called for back up.
"Get a warrant for the day care centre right away, and send some squad cars, along with the vice squad! Stat!"
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Fifteen minutes later, I had lost an important client and I was drinking coffee with Allan and some of the guys in blue.
"Who would have fucking thought," a cop shook his head, "I mean… sex with pokémon? That's fucking sick, man."
"I know," I sighed, "and the worst part is, they were taping it. They might as well sold it through some underground network! What kind of sick people would buy a tape with pokémon se…"
I suddenly felt silent as an image from my past came back to haunt me. When I had come to Lavender, I was in Mr. Fuji's house, ready to look at some tapes when he suddenly shut that closet. God! I knew that wrinkled raisin loved pokémon, but this was a bit too extreme. Who in their right mind would get off on pokémon porn? This gave a whole new meaning to the word pokémon lover.
"Oh my God, I can't believe people would do that," Oak shook his head, "such people are revolting! I hope they lock those people up and throw away the key."
Misty suddenly looked at Brock with squinted eyes.
"Why exactly do you want to be a breeder?" she asked Brock.
"Huh? What do you mean?" Brock panicked, "I only like girls, I'm not interested in pokémon that way!"
"That's true," Gary grinned, "he's not interested in sex with pokémon. He just wants to breed his pokémon cause that's the closest he'll ever get to having sex!"
"That's not true!" Brock spat out, "I had lots of sex before…"
"With women?" Misty raised an eyebrow.
"Uhm…certainly not with pokémon!" Brock said.
Virgin, Tony and Oak thought and shook their head. The only one who didn't partake in the assault on Brock was Ash, who was thinking how much happier his mother had been since she had that Mr. Mime as house help…
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AN: there you have it, the truth about Fuji's tapes. And you may check the first series (although I redid them, I didn't change that part), you'll find that wrinkly is indeed very protective about his tapes. I thought some of you would wonder about those tapes, but I guess I was too subtle about it. I of course don't condone sex with pokémon, animals, minors, forced sex and other illegal kinds. I have no problem what so ever with M/F, M/M, F/F, M/F/F, M/M/F and least at all with M/F/F/F/F/F/F (especially if I'm that M) (well, I can dream, can't I).
On a side note, I can't help but notice that the review department is lacking a bit. I know my readers are few but loyal, but I desperatly want to expand my fan base. So all you new readers, drop a line, will ya? Make an old man happy (hey, I'm 26, I'm considered old by you young generation) and review, okay?