Back When We First Met

by HieiKitty

People change over time but some don't realize that. It hurts to find out that the person you love only sees his ex. But there is hope. It's found in the one person who kept trying. KuramaXOC, YusukeXOC

19. A Rude Awakening

LEMONS, LEMONS, AND MORE LEMONS! written by Youko

Written on November 9, 2004

Thunder and lightning crashed outside. As much activity that was going outside couldn't compare to the activities happening inside the house. Her moans could be heard through out the house as well as his own....

HieiKitty: ::Hits Youko upside the head:: Youko, you pervert! You change that right now!

BACK WHEN WE FIRST MET written by HieiKitty

Written on November 9, 2004

HieiKitty: Good, now do the disclaimer, you perverted fox.

Youko: HieiKitty doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho. If she did....you wouldn't want to know what would happen.

HieiKitty: Now, tell them about my new fic on E-F. org and AS. com! ::pokes Youko with a stick::

Youko: Becca has a new fanfic on e – fiction. org and anime spiral. com! It's a YYH CYOA or self insertion fic, which ever you want to call it. It's a Youko/You ::gets hit by the stick:: I mean a Kurama/You pairing as well as a Hiei/OC pairing. It's under the same pen name and it's called A Misunderstanding on both of the sites. Go check it out. It already has 7 chapters and over 40 reviews!

HieiKitty: Thanks, fox boy. Now on to the fanfic! WOot! ::Gives Youko a cookie then begins to type the chapter::

Chapter Nineteen: A Rude Awakening and To Koenma's Office, We Go

Reina Takashi woke up to the sound of something tapping at her window. She groaned as she reached over and brought her alarm clock to her face. It was only nine o'clock and it was Sunday morning! Who in their right mind would dare wake the kitsune hanyou up at the time of day!? Rei pulled the covers over her head and attempted to go back to sleep but the tapping just continued. Finally, she threw her alarm clock at the window and the tapping ceased for a while but otherwise continued. The now fully awake angered girl got out of bed and went to the window. She pulled open the blinds to find that on her windowsill a whole bunch of squirrels sat there staring at her. Rei grabbed a nearby baseball bat and laughed evilly as she opened the window to scare the squirrels away but the weirdest thing happened. The squirrels all attacked her at once. "EIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

In The Next Room

Hikari Takashi woke up to the screaming of her twin sister. Grumbling, she got out of bed and made her way to her sister's room where Kaito was already there watching the scene. When Kari saw Rei and the squirrels, she burst out into fists of laughter. The squirrels continued to attack Rei while she tried her hardest to get them away from her using her bat to hit them in every direction but they would just recover and go back attacking. After the fun ended which all started when the four spirit detectives busted into the apartment after hearing Rei's scream whne she had been initially attacked. Yusuke and Kuwabara burst out laughing when they saw Rei still fighting off the squirrels along with Kari and Kai. Hiei just stared at the scene as if everyone had gone crazy while Kurama stood there watching trying not to laugh. Suddenly, Rei hit one of the squirrels and it hit Kari right in the face. It quickly recovered and went back to attacking Rei but Kari wasn't about to let that squirrel get away with hitting her right in the face. "DIE SQUIRREL!!!!!!!"

WIth that, Kari began to fight the squirrels along with Rei. After a while, the battle between the twins and the squirrels grew boring so Kaito made sure that the window was still opened and grabbed a bag of walnuts. He got the squirrels attention then threw the walnuts out the window which the squirrels followed. Unfortunely for the squirrels, they just jumped out the window from the fourth floor of an apartment building after walnuts. Stupid squirrels. SPLAT! Anyways, Rei put away her baseball bat in her closet where there were many other ones. EVIL! MUST DESTROY THE EVIL! ::cough:: Back to the story. Both twins caught their breath after that long fight with the squirrels then turned to the four spirit detectives with questioning looks. "What are you guys doing here and how the hell did you get in here? I thought I locked the front door." Kari said as the boys recovered from watching such an amusing scene.

"Yeah, it was locked but Kurama picked it and we just came inside to see what made Rei scream. Oh, that and because Koenma wants to see you guys in his office." Yusuke said once he had stopped laughing but he continued to smile. When the twins heard the news, they both reacted in their own way. Kari yelled, "Hell no!" then ran out of the room and into her room, locking the door behind her while Rei yelled, "NO!!!!!" and jumped under her bed and hid. Oh, yeah. Normal stuff. THe twins were just about as normal as a person could be. Psh, yeah right. Anyways, Yusuke and Kuwbara went to go get Kari while Kurama and Hiei worked on getting Rei to come out from under neath her bed. Well, Kurama tried to get her out. Hiei just stood there looking at her like she was an idiot.

"Rei, you need to come out so we can go to see Koenma. He wants to check on the souls that are inside your body and Kari's body." Kurama said as he laid on the ground looking under the bed. Rei was curled up in a ball laying the farthest she could from him and the rest of the world. Kurama sighed and kept on trying to get the kitsune hanyou to come out but nothing worked. Damn Yusuke. He should have kept his mouth shut. Hiei was getting sick and tired of watching so he walked over to the bed. "Kurama, move. I'll get the onna to come out."

"Are you sure, Hiei?" Kurama asked as he stood up from his lying position to face Hiei. Hiei gave him a look then scoffed. The red head sighed and nodded. "Just don't do anything violent, Hiei. We need to bring her to Koenma alive and preferably not injured."

"Hn." Hiei replied with his normal response as he pushed Kurama aside. He kneeled down beside the bed and reached under it, grabbing Rei's foot which in turn made her slightly yelp in surprise. She quickly grabbed onto the leg of the bed as Hiei began to pull her out from under the bed. So it was quite a sight to see. A fire apparition pulling on the foot of a kitsune hanyou while a kitsune watched the scene be carried out. Finally after a while of struggling, Hiei pulled on her foot putting some more effort into it and the bed leg that Rei was holding broke in which was when Hiei let go of her foot. Rei's bed came down with a crash and landed on top of Rei. Kurama quickly went and lifted the bed off of her while Hiei pulled her out from under the bed, unconscious and with swirly eyes.

Meanwhile

Yusuke and Kuwabara were pounding on Kari's bedroom door trying to get the ookami hanyou to come out of her room so they could all go to Koenma's office. Damn that baby. What the hell did he want this time? Who cares?! Anyways, the three yelled at each other while the two guys try to get the door open. "You shall never be able to geet into the room! Kukukukukuu! You tell that baby he can go fuck himself after he fucks all those ogres!! Kukukukukuu!!! There's no way in hell that I'm going to go see that thing!" Kari yelled then laughed crazily.

Yusuke and Kuwabara exchanged looks then looked at the door as if it would just open up and show Kari in her room with fog surrounded her and her laughing insanely but sadly that did not happen. They continued to yell at Kari still trying to get her to at least open the door but she isn't that stupid to fall for something along those lines. No siree Bob, she was smart. Finally, Yusuke pushed Kuwabara aside and got ready for his infamous attack. His spirit energry gather in his finger as he aimed for the door. "SPIRIT GUN." The spirit energy destroyed the bedroom door and revealed Kari who was sitting on her bed, reading manga as she listened to InuYasha theme songs.

"Oh, shit." Kari simply said as she noticed the blown open door with Yusuke and Kuwabara in the now expanded doorway. They all stayed in place for a moment before all the chaos began. Kari took off the headphones to her CD player then chucked them at the two boys as they came towards her. Kuwabara was the one who got hit while Yusuke dodged all the other things that Kari began to throw at them. For example, she picked up her CD player and threw at him soon afterwards came her nightstand. Man, when she didn't want to go somewhere, she did anything not to go. Have you ever seen a person throw a nightstand at someone just so they didn't have to go somewhere? I haven't but I could just imagine it..Anyways, back to the story!

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! KUKUKUUKU!!!" Kari laughed as she threw her...::looks chair at Kuwabara. Like she was really going to throw her mangas, computer, or TV. Like I said earlier. She was smart...well, when it came to things like that. I don't think it's so smart to start throwing things at two spirit detectives. oh, well, she did it anyways. Yusuke being the only one of the two spirit detectives still conscious, dodged the unidentified flying objects and was able to succeed in tackling Kari to the ground. He pinned her to the ground. "Hey, Kari, does this remind you of anything?"

"Yusuke, you pervert!!!" Kari yelled at him while she slapped him hard across the cheek leaving one of those red hand marks but Yusuke was used to it for his perverted actions has always gotten him into trouble with Keiko. Sigh, poor Keiko. She had to move so she didn't mess up the story line. Sorry about that, once again I got off track. Back to the story once again. Yusuke just kept on smiling at her pervertedly and was about to do something more when Kurama and Hiei decided to walk into the room with Hiei carrying the unconscious kitsune hanyou. "Detective, this is not the time to be doing things with your woman. We need to take the two bakas to Koenma."

Yusuke muttered angerily and got off of Kari who sighed happily and stood up. She burst out laughing when Kaito came walking into the room and stood beside the fire apparition. Yusuke looked over to what she was laughing at and started laughing as well. Hiei just glared at the two demanding to know what was so funny. Here comes the explanation of why Kari and Yusuke were laughing during the dinner when they saw Hiei and Kaito. "When you stand beside my little brother, Hiei, you look just as tall as him and he's only twelve! Hiei, you're as taller as a middle schooler!!!"

WIth that explanation, Yusuke and Kari began laughing all over again. Poor Hiei. It was his fault that he was short. Yukina's just as tall as him and no one makes fun of her. Okay, that's settled. Instead of making fun of Hiei all the time, we shall now take it out on Yukina. What? No? Fine, be that way. Once the two stopped laughing and the fire apparition still glaring knives at the two, Kari looked over at her unconscious sister. "What happened this time to make her unconscious?"

"Uh, well, the bed fell on top of her." Kurama said unsurely as he rubbed the back of his neck. It's not very often when a bed falls on a person. Do you think that you could be knocked out like that? Anyways, Kari sighed and shook her head. Somehow, it always seemed like her sister was getting knocked out. Oh, well. It was just easier for the spirit detectives to take her to Koenma's with out more struggling. Kari sighed again then smiled at the others. "Well, you might have been able to get my sister but once again, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!! KUKUKUKU!!!!!"

With that, Kari beagn to throw objects again. Actually this time, she was able to pick up Kuwabara and throw him at the others. Kai had been smart and left after that whole Hiei being as tall as him. Hiei was easily able to dodge the flying ningen but Yusuke and Kurama weren't so lucky. So with three spirit detectives down and one holding her unconscious sister, Kari ran right out of the room only to run straight into the wall which ended up knocking her out. Oh, yeah. These twins were the most mature, smart, and mild mannered twins that anyone has ever met. Ha, in your dreams. Yusuke and Kurama pushed the unconscious Kuwabara off of them and Botan appeared out of nowhere. She made a portal to the Spirit World and went through. Hiei followed her along with Kurama. Yusuke threw in Kuwbara then went and picked up Kari then went in himself.

End of Chapter Nineteen

Youko: Hey, Becca, what was with the squirrels at the beginning?

HieiKitty: Well, I wanted to show how evil the squirrels really are. I actually got attack by a squirrel once.

Hiei: Hn, you did cut down their tree then stole all of their walnuts.

Youko: ::holds up a bag of walnuts:: You mean these?

HieiKitty: NOOO!!! YOU BAKA!!!! ::Squirrels come out of nowhere and attack Youko:: ::Gives Youko a look, once the squirrels stop attacking:: Now, Fox Boy, what do you got to say about squirrels?

Youko: ::all scratched up with tons of bruises:: I hate squirrels. ::Youko starts ranting about squirrels while Hiei is in the background handing the squirrels money::

HieiKitty: ::Looks over at Hiei and the squirrels:: If I didn't know any better, I would have to say that Hiei paid those squirrels to attack you, Fox Boy.

Youko: ::Tear face:: Why would anyone want to do something like that to me? ::sniffle:: I'm so lovable!

Hiei: You keep on thinking that, Fox. Hn, you know what to do, Foamy. ::Foamy comes out of nowhere and attacks Youko who runs around in circles screaming trying to get the squirrel off of him::

HieiKitty: Well, that was interesting. Oh, should I pair Kurama up with someone or should he just be single and lonely?

Youko: ::Is unscathed from Foamy's attack:: I want to be paired up with someone!

HieiKitty: Uh, Youko? You're basically just stuck inside of Kurama and so in a sense if he's paired with someone, you're paired with that same person. So if you do want to paired up with someone, Kurama has to be paired up with someone. And did I just repeat myself?

Youko: ::ponders:: Hm..well, then, I think that you should pair Kurama up with someone. Just not with Botan or Yukina. Botan's too ...yeah.. and Yukina...Hiei would kill me.

Hiei: Damn straight.

HieiKitty: Oh, hi Hiei! ::Glompage:: When did you get back from plotting witht the squirrels? ::Silence:: ::cough:: Anyways, if I do pair him up with someone, I already have someone for him. I just don't know if I should pair him up with her or not. Hm, makes you think doesn't it? Anyways, you know what to do now. GO REVIEW! Push that little button over there and leave me a review! They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.......are my insides fuzzy? ::Blink:: Just review. oh, one last thing! ::gets out a box full of plushies:: Inu Faceness gets a Inuyasha plushie for reviewing. ::throws it at Sara which hits her in the head:: Kukukukukuku! REVIEW!