9 years ago
"We are so gonna rock out there tonight!" I exclaimed.
At the time, I had long REAL blonde hair that looked just like Chesney Hawkes. He sang the song for the American movie Doc Hollywood with the song, One & Only. Google him. I was looking cool dressed like Bruce Springsteen with my leather jacket and black jeans and had some awsome shoes too. 80's style!
"Hey Brainy!"
"What now, Clumsy?" I asked sighing.
"Eh... I lost my drumstick."
"I'm sure, Handy will lend you one of his," I told him.
Clumsy giggled "I lost them both!"
I grabbed Clumsy's shoulders and started shaking him. "You idoit! Can you try puralising your words! I think Bill & Ted can do it and so can you! STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS!"
"Next up is Jokey and the Pranksters," Smurfette announced.
Jokey walked past us pushing me. His band followed, Heafty, Handy and Greedy. They walked on stage picked up their instruments. Jokey moved over to the microphone stand to make his wee annoucement.
"Hello everyone! Tonight, we are gonna steal... I mean sing our new song. My Wish."
"What the f---?"
"Brainy, I think you should tone down your language," Clumsy pointed out.
I woke up from the dream. Don't you just hate those flashback dreams? I really hate them unless they are highlighting something decent I have done like won a nobel prize or an Oscar or got off with Jennifer Aniston. Ok...they never happened. But I am waiting for them to be Deja Vus.
"Great... Flashback dreams. I... trying not to swear... hate those dreams," I said as I woke up.
I went back to sleep trying not to think about battle of the bands but instead thinking of Debbie Harry from Blondie. Boy! She is one hot lady! Back in the 1970's... Hey! Stop laughing at me you youngsters!
The next day, I sneaked out of my house with what I thought no one was watching me but Snappy saw and came over to me. He was keen to know why I was being secretive.
"Hey Brainy! What ya doing?"
"WAH!" I freaked.
I calmed down and looked at Snappy.
"Oh! It's just you, Snappy. What have I told you about scaring me?"
"Why are you being secret? Did you buy porn again?" Snappy looked at the guitar "Cool! You can play!"
"Yes, I can play the guitar," I started to become chuffed with myself.
"Can you teach me?" Snappy asked amazed.
"Yes."
"Do you have porn?"
I wished I listened at that point.
"Yes... No! No! Do I have porn? No, Brainy doesn't have porn! No porn do you hear?" I freaked.
"Ok, ok. It was a joke. Are you entering Battle of the Bands?"
I nodded.
"Cool. Can I be in your band? The other Smurflings are entering b'coz they can play instruments and they won't let me be in the band coz I can't..."
I hate when Snappy plays the sad story card. I couldn't let him in my band? Could I? Boy! Did I feel bad.
"Do you know what a base guitar is?"
"A guitar." Snappy repiled.
"You can join the band. I'll teach you how to play the bass," I told him.
"Brainy... What is the difference between a bass and electric guitar. Don't they both use amps?" Snappy asked.
We made our way to Clumsy's place and I had to begin explaining the whole concept of guitars.
"So a bass guitar has four strings?" Snappy asked.
"Yep and has a lower tone on it when you strum. You also can just pluck the strings instead of holding down chords. Hence why it is a lot easier to play," I told him.
"Brainy. How come you don't talk about guitars in your books?"
"How come you don't read my books?" I asked him back.
Snappy smirked "B'coz they are boring. Too many big words that I have never heard of."
We managed to get to Clumsy's home without any more Smurfs noticing. We sneaked into Clumsy without him hearing us. He was looking through a scrapbook that we made of our band.
"Hey Clumsy! Guess what? Brainy said I can join your band and he is gonna teach me bass guitar and... and... Brainy are you sad an enough to make scrapbooks of yourself?" Snappy asked looking at the cover.
"Hey! The band was called Brainy too if ya must know!" I freaked.
Snappy looked at me weirdly. "You named the band after yourself?"
"Yes... What's the matter with it?" I asked him.
I put my hands on my waist in my moody look.
"Couldn't you come up with a better name?" Snappy asked me.
"Well, Brainy did most of the work. He made our demos, wrote our songs, sang our songs, picked our outfits and controlled the groupies. How did you control those groupies anyway?" Clumsy asked.
"ANYWAY! Snappy are you ready for your first bass lesson?"
So Snappy joined the band.. I wonder how he will do playing the bass guitar
To Be Continued...
Author's Notes: I'm just molding the characters up right now. I don't want this to go too fast like my Shaman King fics. My friends know how fast they go. I always did like Snappy. He reminds me of me when I am on my period. Haha! Sorry for the shortness. Lack of sleep.. -