Snappy was making his way to my place... For his bass guitar lesson. The other smurflings were playing dodgeball a few minutes away from my place. They stopped playing and decided to question Snappy.

"Hey Snappy! Where are you going?" asked Nat.

"To Brainy's..."

They looked at him strangely.

"Why are you going to Brainy's?" Sassette asked. "I've seen his living room. It has a huge poster of Pamiela Anderson. Wearing a swimsuit."

"It was on her Baywatch days," Nat pointed out.

"I like Brainy's house. It's really cool," Slouchy randomly said.

"I'm going to Brainy's b'coz he is gonna tutor me in English," Snappy lied.

I came out my house in a bad mood. Snappy was exactly 2 minutes late for his appointment! I was gonna suprise him by taking him to the mall and buy him his own bass guitar hence why I wanted him on time.

"Snappy! You are exactly 3 minutes late for my lesson. Now, move! You can't be the best if you blabber on to your friends! Now, come on!"

I dragged Snappy by the shirt and pushed him into my house. Made him walk to the back door and get in to my car. Clumsy was in the front passenger seat and Snappy was in the back.

"I thought I was getting a bass lesson?" Snappy asked.

"What is the point of getting Bass lessons if you can't practise after my lessons?" I asked him.

"What? You are..."

"Getting you, your very own bass guitar!" Clumsy exclaimed.

I start my engiene and put on my car CD player with Japanese pop sensation Ayumi Hamasaki. Boy! Is she hot! Clumsy and me love her to pieces but Snappy never heard of her.

"Doushite naite iru no
Doushite mayotteru no
Doushite tachitomaru no
Nee oshiete
Itsu kara otona ni naru
Itsu made kodomo de ii no
Doko kara hashitte kite
Nee doko made hashiru no," We sang along cheerfully.

We drove through a red light and nearly knocked over Grandpa Smurf. Snappy looked out the window shocked at my driving.
"You nearly ran over Grandpa!" Snappy exclaimed.

"That will teach him not to crisize my music," I laughed.

9 years ago

"You are amazing,
Your trickery gets you everywhere,
It drives me insane,
You got me under your control

Chorus: I wish I can own you
Like you own me
My wish is for you to be mine
You fine looking little lady," I sang

That was My Wish... My song!

Grandpa smurf comes over and lets himself into my house. Pulls the plug in the amp and waves his old walking stick at us both.

"I'm trying to nap and you are playing that loud rubbish!"

"Hey Gramps! It's called music. Look it up the dictionary. Here! I have one!" I replied cheekly.

"Kids today! Don't you have respect for your elders?"

"OAPs today! Don't you have respect for Music or dictionaries?" I insulted Grandpa.

Grandpa gave me an evil look and walked out. Clumsy and I are were giggling. I started to impersonate him.

"Don't you have respect for your elders! Ah! Where's my teeth?" I joked.

"Haha! Brainy that's funny!" Clumsy laughed.

I giggled into myself.

"What's so funny, Brainy?" Snappy asked.

"Grandpa Smurf 9 years ago. Hehe.. Ask him about me when I was a teen."

"Brainy ripped the dignity right out him," Clumsy laughed.

"But why? Grandpa smurf is kind to me and the other smurflings. You didn't also insult Papa Smurf did you?"

I began to think about that memory.

Same day as the last memory you saw :p

Papa Smurf walks into my house during a song writing session. He had an afro like Elvis Presely and a beard growing.

"How about... I look over my shoulder/and see your innocent tears?"

"And... I turn round/to hold you in my arms/I've been waiting for this moment," I added.

"I see you are not playing your instruments now..." Papa smurf nervously said.

I laughed "No! We are song writing. Wait... Are we writing songs too loud?"

"No... Grandpa just complained again... As usual.. He was upset," Papa smurf said to me.

I blinked my innocent eyes "I said he can borrow my dictionary..."

Clumsy went into hysterics with laughter.

"Brainy..."

"Papa Smurf..." I replied in the same lowered mad tone.

"BRAINY!"

I jumped at that point.

"Ok, ok! I won't make fun or Gramps. Tell him to knock next time..."

"How can he knock? You won't hear him over the guitar and drums," Papa Smurf pointed out.

"Papa Smurf had hair!" Snappy exclaimed

"Yep... A horrible hair do," Clumsy said.

"1348 do..." I laughed.

I stop the car. We are at the mall. Ready to go and get a Bass guitar for Snappy.

"Are you ready for your own Bass guitar?" I asked Snappy.

"YEAH!"

"Get out the car, then."

To be Continued...

Author's Notes: I really wanted to explore a bad side to Brainy... We all know he is a bit of nerd but he must have been a trouble maker at one point... Hehe...