WoW, I updated and it hasn't been half a year yet! xD AH well, I had this floating around for a while nad I finally bothered to finish it, so there, hope you all enjoy and remember, Many good reviews= happy author ^_^ It's the simplest form of math there is, better than ALGEBRA x_X I hate school, even though my teacher is the best, I still hate Algebra, it confuses me.
DISCLAIMER: DO I REALLY HAVE TO SAY IT? I DUN OWN NARUTO CAUSE I CAN'T FREAKING DRAW TO SAVE MY LIFE, ALL MY DRAWINGS LOOK LIKE SQUIGGLY LINES AND, YEAH MY BROTHER DRAWS BETTER THAN ME! XD XD XD
And one more thing, if you DON'T know already, I really think I have to emphasize this, it's yaoi, slash, whatever you want to call it. Gross can be one thing ^_^ I really don't care, it's my story my rules, and really, I haven't heard Kishimoto Masashi-san complain ONCE to me, but if he does, I'll gladly take my story off cause I respect him ^_^ Anyone else, I'll listen, I'm good at that! XD But I really don't' care cause I know my stories are a piece of shit anyway. ^_^
Off with my blabbing and on with the story!
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KARI
Ugh...I HATE math, I REALLY hate math. Ne, where's that Uchiha boy when I need him? We're both in advanced math and probably the same teacher, just a different time Grrr! I mean, yeah, he's not like the rest of the gang, but at least he was someone to talk to and no one else is her! Jeez, what are they doing? They've totally isolated me from all my friends! This is no good. I hope the rest of the gang is having about as a miserable time as I am.
NARUTO
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh, god, oh god. What is HE doing here? It better be not what I think it is...
"It IS what you think it is!" Yami said smiling and clapping his hands. "I am you Sex-ed teacher for this quarter! Plus, since Mrs. Tsukarate had a baby over the summer, I have decided to become your Gym teacher as well!" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It's a nightmare come true! Right then and there, I wanted to rush into a corner and hug my knees to myself saying "Can't sleep, Yami will get me, can't sleep, Yami will get me" over and over.
Suddenly, I heard groans from behind me and turned around. Temari! Kankurou! Yes! I am not by myself; I have Temari, Kankurou and Gaara with me! Ha-ha, I have a defense against the evil Yami! And Sasuke too!
"Ooh, I ALREADY see people I know!" Yami said and ruffled my hair. "First off, is my adorable cutie-boy-friend, Naruto!" I waved his hand off saying "I'm not your boyfriend, you haven't even slept with me, Dumbass" I said sticking out my tongue. "That's because you're still a virgin" Yami replied embarrassing me in front of the whole class, who was obviously staring with eyes the size of plates at us. Huh. I wonder if the principle walked in right now. I'm sure Yami would be fired. I wonder how he got this job in the first place. The staff must be really desperate.
SASUKE
Who is this guy? And why the hell did he call Naruto his BOYFIREND? Maybe...they know each other. Yeah, obviously, I didn't know Naruto had friends.
I'm not trying to be mean. But, no one really likes him. He doesn't seem to hang out with a lot of people other than a selected few that I see him walking with a lot in the hallway. All right, so maybe he does have friends. And I might know one or two of them.
But who the hell is this?
NARUTO
"Ah, and Gaara, Temari and Kankurou" Yami said smiling as he glomped Temari and Kankurou but kept his distance from Gaara, who was giving him a death look. "Hmmm...." he said looking around the room them jumped with glee. "Ahhhhhhhh.....Jounouchi!" he cried out. I turned around only to see Yami glomping his longtime best fried as well. "Ah, yeah, great to see you too Yami, but could you please give me some breathing room? You're going to kill me"
Yam smiled and let go of Jou eventually. "All right! I've found some people I know, now let's all get to know each other, it's the first day of school after all!" he said with his usual cocky smile. "Let's start with......" he said looking around the room pointing out to random people. "You! The pretty Black-haired boy" he said and smiled at Sasuke. Oh boy...this should be good.
SASUKE
Lord, help us all. We were going to die from our obviously drug-addict/crazy teacher. Oh great, he just pointed to me to introduce myself. I stood up and looked to the crowd of people staring at me. "Tch" I said and put my hand in my waist, earning some "oohs" and "ahhhs" from my fan club. I didn't care. "My name is Uchiha Sasuke." I said and was ready to sit down when our crazy new teacher jumped up and started hugging me really tight. Right then and there, I knew what it felt like to be caught in a bear hug. "Ooooh YOU'RE Uchiha Sasuke, Naruto tells me all about his plots to get even with you, then kill you and stuff like that, but he never told me how pretty you were! Awwww....how could he want to kill such a precious thing like you?" he said then hugged me even tighter. Ok, I can't breathe now.
Wait...Naruto has death plots against me?!
I didn't think he hated me that much.
Now do I really have a chance with him?
NARUTO
I snorted. Precious? Sasuke? Good lord, is Yami BLIND? Sasuke is NOT precious, he is the devil in disguise and he lives to make my life a living hell. He's been doing that for the past 4 yrs now. And WHAT death plans? I don't have any. Hey, now that doesn't sound like a bad idea now.
"Naaaarrrrruuuutttttoo!!!!" Came Yami's voice ringing in my ears and before I knew it, he was right next to me and so was Sasuke. "How come you didn't tell me what cutie this Uchiha Sasuke guy was? Were you planning to keep him all to yourself, that's not very nice." He said giving a pouty look and pinching my cheek. "Huh? Tell me tell me, you've already got Gaara, so can I have him, huh, huh?" he asked almost in a begging way. I rolled my eyes then poked Yami right in between the eyes. "Ow!" he cried out then glared. "What was that for?" I smirked and held up a finger.
"One, Sasuke is the DEVIL in disguise of that pretty boy look of his" I said
SASUKE
Ok, that wasn't very nice. I guess he really does hate me. But, I won't give up so easily. I was taught never to give up, even if the situation seems hopeless. I almost gave up on Naruto last year and that alone made me sad and depressed and on the almost on the verge of suicide so I don't intend to try to give up again. And who said that this psycho could have me?! He'd kill me with his craziness first. I tried to push him off but he had a firm grip on my shoulders. Grrr...Not good. I am not a devil! Well...okay, I can't really blame Naruto for calling me that...I always torture him somehow. Wait, did he call me a pretty boy? Gah! Not him too, why is it that EVERYONE thinks of me as that?
I'm NOT PRETTY!!!
At least, I don't think I am.
Kari said I looked like an angel when I laughed.
Most of the student body calls me a 'pretty' boy and a porcelain doll.
Am I really as appealing as everyone says?
NARUTO
"Two," I said holding up a second finger. "Gaara and me are just friends well, for the time being" I said and smiled at Gaara. "And three" I said holding up a third finger. "If ya wanna get THAT idiot over there" I said pointing to Sasuke. "Then you'd have to go through those idiots," I said pointing to Sasuke's fan club, which were all glaring at us. "And four" I added rolling my eyes. "I doubt Sasuke's gay, and if he is, he'd BETTER not come within 1000 feet of me cause I'm not a fag" I smiled and winked at some guys in the crowd. "I'm bi," Hehe. That scared them shitless. This is the most fun I've had in school so far today.
Yami shrugged. "Oh well, guess I can keep him then!" he said and squeezed Sasuke so tight it looked like he really couldn't breathe. I growled. "Yami, let him go" I said. "Oh? Why?" He gasped. "Is Naruto-chan jealous that I'm hugging his lover?" he asked in a taunting tone. I rolled my eyes. "No, I'm not," I replied coolly though I didn't' know why I didn't' let Yami squeeze him to death to solve all my problems. "I just don't want you to touch him cause you'll get Sasuke germs" I said and smirked. "Oh sure" Yami said but let go of him. "Well. Then, let's continue introductions. How about.....you?" he said and pointed to...huh? Hinata's here? Cool!
"Uhm..." she said getting up slowly. "My name's Hyuga Hinata" she said and sat back down. "Yami grinned at her. "Awww come on now, don't be shy" he said as he walked up to her and pulled her back up. "Everyone! This is Hyuga Hinata!" he announced to the class. I sighed and shook my head. This was humiliating, even for her. Hinata just blushed and tried to sit back down but Yami kept her up. "Why don't you tell us a little about yourself sweetie," he said and gave that fake genuine smile of his. Poor Hinata, I'd better go save the poor girl.
"Yami, maybe she doesn't wanna talk" I said standing up and walking over to them. "Ooh, so Naruto's got a little girlfriend too, aww she's cute" he said and ruffled my hair. I just growled and attempted to bite his hand off. "Yami, you think EVERYONE is my lover, Hinata's just a friend and I'm trying to save her from your corruption," I said then smiled at Hinata. "Hey," I whispered to her. "He's looks young, but he's really 40 or something" I said and we both laughed. Yami smacked my head. "Ow..." I said rubbing my sore head. "I heard that, and I AM NOT 40 or something, I'm 22 you little punk," Yami said growling at me. I laughed.
"Punk? Me? Look at your hair? And to everyone to who doesn't know, it's all natural!!! Hard to believe ne?" I announced to the class earning another smack on the head and everyone's laughter.
"You know what? I'm tired of introductions. Why don't' we go on as to what I'm going to TEACH you now, ne Naruto? I'm pretty sure you know my study plan pretty well since I showed you in advance over the summer. I groaned. "Yaaaaaaaaaammmmmmiii...........DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled in his ear using his megaphone. "You wanna traumatize the rest of the school for the rest of their pathetic lives?!"
Yami rubbed his ear. "Naruto..." he said glaring at me. "I AM THE TEACHER AND YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERYTHING I SAY BECAUSE I WILL BE TESTING YOU ON THIS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT IT?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" he yelled into my ear even louder than I did, and he didn't even have the megaphone. I bet everyone has sore ears by all our yelling. I know I do. And I'm used to it. I'm probably deaf that's why I can't hear the teachers when they're talking during class. Hehe
I sighed and pried Yami's evil hands away form Hinata. "Thank you Naruto" she said quietly and sat back down. "No prob, anything for a friend" I replied and gave her a thumbs up. "Besides, this guy's crazy, I don't want him near you. Hehe," She blushed a little bit but smiled.
I know she likes me. Kari said it was obvious and after a while, it did hit me that she liked me a lot. She's really nice, I like her. Like Kari, she's stood up for me at times and she's always told me that I'm really brave for being myself. She knows a lot of people are fake, and that they're afraid to show who they really are, but not me. I like being who I am. Hinata likes that too and she's practically the only girl, probably the only PERSON in this school that knows I'm not horrible. That means a lot of me. Heh, maybe I'll ask her out for some ramen sometime, I'd really like to get to know her better
Well anyway, back to the present. Yami was growling at me but I just smirked and turned to Gaara who smiled and held up five fingers and counted down for me.
5....
4...
3...
2…
1....
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"LUNCHTIME!!!!" I called and threw my fist in the air. Everyone sighed. Some people shook their heads. I felt a hand on my shoulder and smiled. "Hey Neji," I said. "What's up?" Neji just rolled his eyes. "You never cease to amaze me, now do you?" he asked I shook my head. "Nope, and by the way, that's Yami," I said pointing to him. "So I've heard" Neji replied then turned to Hinata and motioned for her to come over.
"Come join us for lunch Neji-san" chipped in Temari as she, Gaara, Jou, and Kankurou joined us. Neji shrugged. "Sure, I guess," he said "You too Hinata," I said and smiled while she blushed. "T-thank y-you N-Naruto," she stammered then looked down. I laughed a little then lifted her chin up. "Don't hide your face, you look pretty when you smile anyway," I said and winked at her. "Besides, you and Neji are always welcome to come sit with us." Hinata smiled again and muttered thanks while I ran up to join Neji.
"Are you hitting on my cousin?" he asked me suspiciously. I laughed. "No, I'm just being nice and friendly. She's a really good person you know. And I really mean that" I replied smiling. Neji shook his head. "All right, but if you break her heart, I'll kill you. You know how she feels about you." He said giving me a serious look. I shrugged. "I know, and do like her, just as a friend. Like I like you!" I said jumped up on Neji's shoulders. "Ack!" he cried out crumbling under my weight. Maybe Kari's right, maybe I'm getting heavier than I should be. Oh well, it won't stop me from eating ramen! Hehe
"Naruto, get off me" Neji said pushing me off and rubbing his sore shoulders. "Jeez, you feel like a ton of lead, what have you been eating?" "I shrugged and laughed. "Ramen, of course!" I said and Neji rolled his eyes. "Do you eat anything BUT ramen? You should eat vegetables or something. THOSE are healthy. "Ewwww....not vegetables!" I cried out making a face. "I don't like them!" I said and hid behind Hinata.
"Hinata..." I half whined behind her. "Neji's gonna make me eat veggie's. I don't wanna!" Neji sighed and shook his head. "You'll never change, will you?" he asked me though he already knew the answer. "Nope!" I replied and bounced happily into the cafeteria.
KARI
Ugh...I'm never to going to live this up. I HATE math and that is my worst subject too. Ok, where's Naruto and all them? Hey wait, there's Uchiha! I ran up to him. "Hey!" I said smiling. He looked pretty pissed off and glared at me. "Whoa" I said backing off. "What happened to you? Are the teachers flirting with you now?" He sighed. "Sorry, I thought you were one of 'them'" he said and pointed to his little fan club that was smiling and batting their eyelashes at him. Ugh. I wanted to throw up.
"Let's go" I said and practically dragged him off into another lunch line AWAY from those creepy girls. "So what's up?" I asked as we waited for our turn. Uchiha just shrugged. "I have the weirdest Gym teacher and he hit on me too. He called me pretty and he also called that Naruto-freak his boyfriend." He said rolling his eyes. He even said that Naruto was that Gaara guy's lover or something and asked him if he could have me" he shivered. "It was creepy. "Mmm, sounds like someone I know," I said as I picked out what food I wanted. "What's his name?" I asked as I took a drink of my soda.
"I don't know what to call him, but Naruto and some other people he knew called him Yami." I spat out my drink. Right over at Uchiha. Everyone gasped and the whole room went silent. I was about to apologize when I saw the look of shock on Uchiha's face. Then I burst out laughing. He glared at me. "What?!" he cried out. "What was that for anyway?"
"I-I'm sorry, y-you j-just l-l-look ridiculous like that" I cried out laughing even more then I spotted Naruto and the gang. Hey! Neji was there too. So was Hinata. "Hey Naruto!" I called out halfway across the room grabbing my lunch and Uchiha forgetting my laugher. I ran over to them and smiled. They just looked at me like I was crazy. "Oh yeah, you probably all know who this is," I said pointing to him. "Well, I invited him over to sit with us for lunch you all don't mind do you?" I asked innocently.
Why are they looking at me like I've grown a second head?
NARUTO AND SASUKE
IS SHE MAD?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!!?!!?!?!?!
NARUTO
Uhm...Kari, that's Sasu-Uchiha!" I cried out and pointed accusingly to him. "Ya know! My rival and sworn enemy? And you just invited him to sit with us? Kari have you lost it, and yes I do mind!" I was pretty pissed off now. How in seven hells did that woman make friends with that jerk? Ok first its Yami favoring him now Kari?!? What's this world coming to?
Kari just shrugged. "Well, you know how bad it is to hold grudges, especially for four, wait since middle school so that's 7 years, Naruto. Frankly, Uchiha's not too bad you should get to him better." She said smiling. Ok, now she's lost it, she's crazy I tell you, crazy. Uchiha, NOT bad? If that true then I might as well marry Ino!
"What?" she asked looking at all of us and then I realized I wasn't alone in thinking she was crazy. Even Sasuke thought she'd lost it. "Kari" he said slowly. "You never said you were friends with that idiot over there" he said and pointed to me. I growled. "I'm not an idiot you basterd!" I cried out and charged at him which was a bad idea because all he had to do was sidestep before I crashed into....ugh no.............noooooooooooooooooooo..........
The garbage can.
I could hear everyone laughing and some people were going "Fight! Fight! Fight! I got up and growled and was about to charge at him when I felt someone hold me back. It was Neji, and Hinata. Neji was holding his nose and Hinata was too. "Boy Naruto you stink like shit, I liked you better when you smelled like Herbal Essences" Neji commented. I glared then took a banana peel off my head and smacked him with it. The look on his face was priceless. Pure shock and horror hehe.
KARI
"Grrrrr" I growled. Ok, I know Uchiha and Naruto don't get along, and that they hate each other but COME ON! This is ridiculous! I went up to Sasuke, and motioned to Neji and Hinata to drag Naruto to where the rest of us were. When Naruto and Sasuke were face to face, I smacked them both upside their heads.
"OW!" the cried out in unison. "Whatcha do that for?!!?!" Then they glared at each other. "JINX!" they cried out at the same time then looked at each other in shock. I had to cover my face to keep form laughing out loud. Then they did their trademark glares and then their faces got real close. Now I wonder why they always do that? The last time that happened, they kissed. Hehe.
NARUTO
"Double jinx" I said smirking. The look on Sasuke's face was gold, he might've learned this form Kari, and probably only today so it was natural he was confused. His eyes widened in surprise but he quickly his it. "Triple Jinx" he replied sneering. I glared at him. "Quadruple Jinx" I replied and stuck my tongue out at him. Ha! I won. I was about to do a little victory dance when Uchiha shrugged and replied flatly.
"Quintuple Jinx"
Damn. There wasn't anything higher than that. He won.
I glared but all I got was Sasuke sticking his tongue out at me. Wait, he stuck out his tongue out at me. Uchiha Sasuke stuck his tongue out at me.
Freaky.
"Ne, I win again dead-last" he said and smirked.
Ooooooohhhhh.......I HATE IT when he smirks.
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I am evil ne? I am stopping there Hahahaha! -___________________- NEway, R/R, I wanna see how bad this one was, I have an odd sense of writing and humor ^^ Ah well, I think I'm doing pretty well with this story, poor Neji, he got hit in the face with a rotten banana peel XD Hmm, more SasuNaru or GaarNaru? The choices!! OR should I make another coupling in here? Hetero is welcome, I am going to make a major one in this story later and I don't care if you like it or not, I do! xD ^_^
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