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KARI

I blinked, then looked from Naruto to Uchiha, then to Neji to Hinata. Then back to Naruto and Uchiha. Ok, there was something not right here. Uchiha was being MORE of a pompous ass than usual. Before I knew what I was doing, I'd walked up to him, placed my hand on his forehead, and asked,

"You look strange, do you have a fever darling?"

NARUTO

Ok, Kari did NOT just call Sasuke DARLING. I blinked. Did she? She had her hand on his forehead. Damn it, he doesn't have a fever; Sas-Uchiha is just crazy! He's an insensitive jerk who lives to make my life a miserable and horrifying hell. I glared and marched up to them and slapped Kari's hand away from Sasuke.

"Kari..." I growled. "Don't go near Sasuke, he's an ass didn't you know that?" Kari just shrugged.

"Well, yeah, of course he's an ass but a pretty decent one if you ask me. And besides, you two know each other pretty well, why can't you be friends?" Kari replied and tilted her head.

I'm pretty sure everyone was looking at her like she was some sort of foreign exchange student who didn't know the ways of our school. One, me and Sasuke HATE each other. HATE. Nothing will change that, we can't just go, oh I'm sorry for all those years of fighting, can we just be friends? Na-uh! Not going to happen!

"Kari...ARE YOU CRAZY?" I screamed as loud as I could right into her ear. "Owww" she moaned, rubbing her sore ear and I could tell everyone else was rubbing some of their sore ears too. Heh, everyone's right, I do scream the loudest.

KARI

Yeesh, he didn't have to do that. I sighed then shrugged. I turned back to Uchiha.

"Are you sure you're okay?" I asked.

SASUKE

I blinked. Of course I was okay. What was wrong? I just…oh…now I get it. Looking back on what I just did a mere minute or so ago; I can tell why everyone's looking at me. I shrugged.

"Yeah," I replied dully. Then I smirked at Naruto. "I knew you'd lose dead-last, I always win ne?" I could see the anger boiling in his veins. It wasn't hard to see, but I loved it all the same. There was so much emotion in him, especially when he was angry and I was curious as to how much anger he could hold before snapping. I've prodded his anger for years, wanting to see the limits of it all, but my curiosity caused him to hate me, which I now regret.

"Yeah, I'm ok," I answered brushing Kari's hand away from my forehead assuring her I didn't have a fever or was crazy or something. She shrugged.

"All right," she said taking a step back then smacked Naruto so hard that he fell to the floor. I quirked an eyebrow, but I was screaming inside. Why the hell did she do that? And that was exactly what Naruto had asked as soon as he got up and…charged at her? Instincts took over me as I pushed her aside and well…I tried to stop Naruto but obviously it didn't work to well

KARI

Ewww…..must they do this in PUBLIC? And why did Uchiha push me aside? I could handle any one of Naruto's tackles anytime just give him to me. Oh well, this proved for quite an interesting scene. Gaara doesn't look too happy though. If I didn't know any better, I'd say he was gonna kill the poor Uchiha boy. Ooh something happened in class hey how come I'm not with them? I feel a pout coming on…

NARUTO

I couldn't move. One moment I was charging at Kari and I expected her to fight back somehow but I didn't expect THIS. Why am I on top of Uchiha Sasuke! Eww gross it looks like we're doing something! We stared at each other glaring. I realized I hadn't been this close to him before. Well, other than the time that we were pushed into kissing so long ago ugh…I had to wash my mouth out with 5 bars of soap at least. But Uchiha's…different now. I never noticed how long his eyelashes were, long enough so that they hid the emotions in his eyes. I saw his face turn into a smirk and I saw something flash in those eyes. It was there for a brief second but then it disappeared.

"Aren't you gonna get off of me dobe? Or do you enjoy sitting on top of other guys?" Sasuke's snapped me back to reality as I jumped up brushing my clothes desperately.

"Ewww! I've got Sasuke all over my clothes ugh gross!" I cried out just noticing how much food had gathered during the food fight.

"You've got food all over your clothes too, I don't think you touching me is that bad," he replied his hand on his hip and with that stupid smirk on his face. Someday, Uchiha Sasuke, SOMEDAY I'm going to wipe that smirk right off your face you'll see. But for now, I had to come up with a better comeback, I didn't need Sasuke winning again and humiliating me.

"Yeah well, you're just like this food on my clothes Sasuke!" I said angrily.

"Oh? I'm food? How so Naruto-baka? Would you like to eat me?"

Ooh he's going to die. He's GOING to die I swear he is he is!

"Grrrr…." You better take that back Uchiha!" I screamed at him.

"Or what?" he said sneering at me.

Grrr…I hate him I hate him I hate him! I was ready to charge at him again but then I got an evil idea.

"Hehe…I'll do this Sasuke-chan," I said and wiping some food off my clothes and chucking it at him.

Unfortunately, Sasuke being the goddamn bastard he is pulled a matrix and the food ending up hitting Neji.

NEJI

Naruto…you are going to DIE. As if that rotten banana peel weren't enough, now I smell and look even worse.

"Naruto…." I growled picking a piece of half eaten cake off the floor. "We're good friends right?"

Hehe…that's right blondie. Squirm and sweat…you KNOW I'm going to get you….

"Uhm…yeah Neji-san...we're REALLY good friends, now why don't' you put that piece of cake down? I'm dirty enough already…" he smiled nervously, that cute little smile that would melt anyone's heart…wait…this I just say his smile was cute?

Damnit. I'm getting sidetracked.

Shaking my head, I simply replied, "You're right Naruto."

"R-Really?" he said hopefully, not seeming to notice that I was still holding the cake in my hand. I nodded.

"Yes, I should put this nasty thing down…right on you!" I screamed and threw it at him.

Naruto screamed like a girl and…ducked.

Oh shit.

KARI

I wiped the REALLY bad smelling cake off my face. Neji…you're going to get it. Suddenly, I wasn't very hungry anymore as I picked up some mashed potatoes from my plate and hurled them as hard as I could at that pretty boy. Unforunately, it seems my aim sucks as well.

Crap, it just hit some dude I didn't know.

I sighed, took a deep breath and screamed.

"FOOD FIGHT!"

NARUTO

Hell yeah! Now we're gonna have some fun! I grabbed some food off my lunch tray and started hurling it at random people!

"I AM THE KING OFF FOOD FIGHTS!" I screamed, only to get bombarded by people's lunchbags. Hey! There's some editable food here.

This day isn't so bad after all.

SASUKE

Food Fight?

SAKURA

What? Is she crazy? I'm going to ruin my new outfit I gotta get outta here before …ah! Eww! Nooo, my new shirt! Its ruined!

KARI

Score! I hit the bimbo-I mean…uh…what was that girl's name again? Oh yah! Sakura! Ooops, she just ran outta here…CHICKEN! I flashed a peace sign before getting nailed in the face by…I can't tell! Everything's all mixed together and…hey, I can taste chocolate mmmm…

NEJI

Great…I'd better get out of here while I still can. Course, you know, its really hard to get out of a cafeteria when you're walking around with food raining down everywhere! God, I don't want to even KNOW what I've got in my hair…why did I grow it out so long again?

Oh yeah. I hate hair salons. They scare the shit outta me.

Maybe I should just cut my own hair. Eww no, what if it looks bad? I could let Kari cut it…

No way. That would be suicide for my poor hair.

I'm going to need a hell lotta hair conditioner to get all this gunk out though. I ran my fingers through to hair while I ran trying to get what little I could out of it. Ewww…my hair's all slimy…gross. Ahhh! I'm getting bombarded by food! I looked around me to find the nearest shelter and ducked behind a table. Hmm…I wonder if I can move this around while trying to get outta here…

No. I shook my head. Stupid. That'll be too heavy plus I think everyone would notice a moving table…even while in the midst of a giant food fight. Hmm…I looked around for the nearest exit. Aha! I saw someone leaving through a back way. It was hard to tell who it was, but it looked like a girl fro mthe way she was running. She looked like she was in tears too. Hmph…probably can't take a few stains that'll wash out of her clothes…eventually.

Hmm…the exit's not too far away but there's a lot of food being thrown where she left. Should I make a run for it?

Hell yeah.

I stood up quickly and ran as fast as I could, only getting bombarded by some cake and tomatoes. I was almost to the exit…its so close, no one can throw their food fast enough at me, I'm one of the school's track stars! Eat my dust you-ahhh!

What the hell? I DID NOT just fall flat on my face.

SASUKE

I need to get outta here, there's food flying everywhere. Gross, this is not my ideal way to spend lunch and I don't want any part in this at all…hey! I heard a laugh from behind me. I recognized that laugh anywhere. I smirked and quickly picked up some…I don't even know what it was…from the ground, quickly turned around and hurled it at who I thought to be Naruto. Crap, he ducked.

"Hey you kids! What's going on here! You'd better stop this nonsense right….ahhhh!"

Suddenly, the whole room just got quiet. Oh shit….that was our sex-ed teacher I just hit! Great, there goes my perfect record. Oh god, that's not me he's looking at is it…oh god oh god oh god he's coming closer, damnit why aren't I running away! Crap, I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die…

"So that's how you wanna play huh?" he said grinning. Oh crap, how close can this guy get to me? I don't like the look on his face. He looks…homicidal and insane…almost. What in the word was he going to-?

I shouldn't have asked. Gross, he didn't just dump food on me, he dumped the entire freaking trashcan on me. I glared at him as I wiped away the garbage and spat at his feet. Okay, I'm going to get out of here in as dignified a manner as I possibly can, even with all the trash that's dripping off me with every step I take.

Unfortunately, nothing seems to be on my side today. There just happened to be a stupid banana peel on the floor and I just happened to not see where I was going and tripped on the stupid thing. All right, Sasuke, just get up. Okay, that wasn't so hard right? Now let's go, and do what you've always been doing, ignore the world around you.

God, this is not my day.

Sorry this update took me so long. I've kinda been inactive when it comes to my fanficiton unless it's like a spur of the moment one-shot thing. Plus my writing's improved since I started writing these stories so I'm looking to revise them a little bit I hope you'll all be patient with me while I do that. I'm also thinking of putting this fanfic in the third-person point of view but I'm not sure yet, most of the people reading this like the first person. Tell me what you think okay? Thanks

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