Let's start! Hiya! (Karate chops.) Oww!
2-D- Wow. What's that up there? Looks like a rock…. On fire…
Murdoc-What the? (Looks up) Arghh! A meteor! Run! Hide!
(Noodle appears out of nowhere.)
Noodle-(Runs round screaming.)
Russel-Ooh! Looks like we're all gonna die! Anyway, Muds, why are you scared?
Murdoc- I wanted to kill Dullard, not all of us die at the same time!
2-D- It's getting closer…
Russel, Noodle and Murdoc- No!
2-D- And closer… and closer…
(They all close their eyes, waiting to die.)
Murdoc- Huh… Why aren't we dead? (Looks up.)
(The meteor has stopped.)
(Suddenly, a girl has appeared from nowhere, just like Noodle did.)
Gorillaz- Who are you? Why aren't you afraid of the meteor?
Girl- I am Harriet. A.K.A Gorillazrock2509.
Noodle- Right. That doesn't explain anything.
Harriet- I am the Authoress of this Fan Fic! I control everything! Look! I control you, and
everything you say, until this Fan Fic has finished.
Russel- How do we know you telling' the truth?
(Harriet points. 2-D acts like a chicken.)
Murdoc- That doesn't prove anything. Dullard always acts like that.
Harriet- (Sighs.)
(She points again. Noodle kicks Murdoc, who falls into Russel, who isn't too pleased.
Murdoc- (Makes a "Squeak" sound.)
(They all laugh while watching.)
2-D- How much longer of this Fan Fic is left?
Harriet- Well, I am planning to make it a 6 part thing.
O.K. All for now. Oww! (Rubs hand.)
Anyway, please review, or else.
(Grabs gun and points it at Gorillaz.)
REVIEW!
