Chapter Thirteen

New Year's Hijinks

Christmas was over, but there was still a day to New Year's Eve. Everyone had been sitting in the common room making their New Year's hats, it had been a tradition that Jet, Mya, and Noni had made. Mya had already finished hers and was making Muffin's.

"If you think you're gonna make a hat for Corona, too...you're nuts..." Draco laughed.

"I can't anyway, his head's too small..." Mya assured him.

Ron had been trying to get away for the longest time.

"I'm done with my hat, can I go upstairs now?" Ron asked Jet impatiently. Jet put down her hat and picked up his and examined it.

"Ya, good job..."

"Okay, I love you, buh-bye!" Ron said, quickly kissing her on her forehead and running up the stairs. Everyone laughed.

"What's wrong with Ron?" Harry asked, smiling.

Jet shrugged and looked up the stairs, worry on her brow.

"Maybe he's horny..." Blaise said seriously.

Hermione shot him a look.

"What?"

She smacked him.

"OW! What was that for?" Blaise asked, rubbing his chest where she had back-handed him. Hermione just shook her head.

"Maybe you should go check on him..." Noni suggested.

"Ya, that's what he wants her to do...walk in on him so he could shag her!" Draco joked.

"DRACO!" Mya laughed.

"Don't hit me!" Draco cringed.

"Why would I hit you...and since when are you afraid of a girl?..." Mya smirked.

"Okay, that's getting annoying, MY SMIRK, first of all...second of all, I'm not afraid of a girl hitting me, I'm afraid of being hit by my girlfriend, especially in front of our friends..."

"All right, that only answered one of my questions...why would I hit you?"

"Because I'm sex-driven?" Draco said like it was obvious.

"Since when do I care? Mya laughed, Draco smirked.

Jet had taken Noni's advice and ignored the boys' remarks. She had left up the stairs after Draco's "shag" remark.

Ronnie had run into their room, shut the door, and sighed in relief.

"Finally, I'm alone..."

He put on his headphones and clipped his walkman to his boxers. (Mya had given all of them walkmans and their favorite music to listen to.)

He ripped off his clothes, all except for his boxers. He turned on his techno and started to do the robot.

Jet opened the door.

"Um...Ron?"

"AH! Who goes there!" He had been facing away from the door, so, he couldn't see it was Jet.

"Um...it's me, Ron...Jet..."

"AH!"

"What?..."

"I'm indecent!"

"So..."

"Close your EYES! I'm NAKEY!" Ron said with serious passion, covering his bare chest and peering over his shoulder.

"Since when does that bother me?..." Jet winked at him and walked out of the room, closing the door behind herself.

Ron thought for a second, "Jet, wait!" He flung open the door and went to run after her. Everyone else had come to see if he was okay.

"AH!" He screamed, picked up Jet, put her over his shoulder and ran back into their room.

"And you're going to tell me that he's not horny..." Blaise laughed.

"Uh..." Everyone was just kind of standing there.

"So...what do we do now? Noni asked.

"Each other?" Draco suggested.

"DRACO!" Mya laughed.

"What? I'll race ya to the bedroom!" He said, getting ready to run.

"Draco..." Mya said, crossing her arms and tapping her foot.

"Oh, sorry...but you know I can't help it...I'm just perverted..."

"We all know that..." Hermione said, looking disgusted.

"Let's just go finish our hats...and...um...leave them...to it..." Harry suggested.

"Right..." Everyone started to go down to the common room.

Draco knelt down and went to peek into the keyhole.

"Draco," Mya whispered.

"What?" He quickly stood back up, his hands behind his back, pretended he had done nothing.

Mya laughed and pulled him down the stairs.

Jet and Ron didn't know what to say to each other. What had just happened was beyond weird.

"Uh...n-nice boxers..." Jet said, trying to break the silence.

"OH!" Ron had forgotten that he was 'indecent.' He pulled on a pair of pants and went to find his beater.

"It was just here...Jet...have you seen...JET!" Jet was holding his shirt and his beater out the window.

"You wouldn't..." Ron smirked.

"MY SMIRK!" Draco's voice rang through the hall.

"DRACO MALFOY!"

"Coming Maria..."

It was as if they hadn't heard them, "Oh...I just might, hot stuff..." Jet said, reaching her arm out further. Ron wrestled her playfully to the ground. He was now on top of her and had her pinned. Jet kissed him.

Harry practically ran into heir door, "DUMBLEDORE'S COMING!" He yelled.

Ron quickly got off her and helped her up. She fixed her clothes and handed his beater and shirt back to him. He quickly got is kit on. Jet yelled back to Harry, "What are ya, Paul Revere?"

Jet walked out with Ron, arm in arm, her head on his shoulder, or as close to his shoulder as she could get.

"Where's Dumbledore?" Ron asked as he and Jet entered the common room.

"Dumbledore?" Mya asked, looking up from Muffin's hat, which was becoming quite an intricate adornment.

"Harry practically broke down the door yelling that Dumbledore was coming..." Jet said throught gritted teeth, slowly looking over at Harry.

"No...but we do have to go see him in an hour or so..." Noni corrected.

"Aw, mate, you don't know what ya gone and did..." Ron looked disappointed.

"Harry..." Jet practically roared under breath.

"See, he was horny," Blaise said, feeling smart.

"And ma girl was too, apparently..." Mya said, shrinking away from Jet jokingly, "Damn girl, your turning red..."

Jet breathed in and out, "NO angry veela, HAPPY veela...I am the wind...I am water...WOOSH!" Jet did her best impression of water and wind at the same time.

"What's that supposed to be..." Draco laughed.

"It's some kind of calming crap that Fiona taught us, sweetie," Mya said, patting Draco's thigh.

"Zen is not CRAP! It works, I mean look at Jet...it keeps her angry veela inside, she's as cool as a cucumber..."

"Cucumber...I'm hungry!" Jet said rubbing her stomach.

"It's about five minutes to dinner..." Hermione said, checking her wristwatch, the new one she got from her mom and dad for Christmas.

"But I'm hungry now..." She whined.

"What are you hungry for?" Draco asked, raising an eyebrow and smirking.

"Draco!" Mya was the only one who caught on.

"What do you mean?" Jet didn't catch his pervertedness.

"You know, ham, turkey, chicken, beef, Ron..." Draco persisted to get his point across.

Jet didn't say anything, she just blushed. Ron hadn't been paying attention, he was looking up at the sky light. It flung open and Hedwig came fluttering down, Pigwidgeon at his tail. Hedwig landed on Harry's outstretched arm. Pigwidgeon landed on Ron's head.

"Get off, you bloody pigeon!" He grabbed Pigwidgeon off his head and held him in his hand. Pigwidgeon was so small that he fit in Ron's fist, but then again, Ron's hands weren't that small. Pigwidgeon was carrying a small letter from home. Hedwig was carrying a letter from Sirius with one of Buckbeak's feathers attached.

Ron read aloud his letter first:

Dear Ron,

Fred and George have decided to come back to Hogwarts for the New Year. Ginny, since she didn't want to ride the Hogwart's Express without any of her brothers onboard, she is coming as well. I am warning you to be wary of your brothers, for they have concocted some more of their rubbish. They've been pulling stunts ever since they came home. Watch out for them, and I trust that by now you know not to trust them much.

Love Always,

Mom and Dad

"I don't like their tricks much..." Hermione grimaced.

"Well, we'll just have to watch ourselves..." Ron shrugged, stuffing the parchment into his pants pocket. He gave Pigwidgeon a treat, "Now go on, you bloody bird," He tried shooing him, but he wouldn't leave his hand.
"Come Pigwidgeon, give me a kiss, " Jet said, holding her hands in front of her for Pigwidgeon to land. Pigwidgeon fluttered happily over Jet's hands and put his beak on her lips. That's what Pigwidgeon had considered a kiss, "Thank you, Pig, off you go," Jet held up her hands and Pigwidgeon flew back out where he came in.

"How come my bird listens to you and not me?" Ron said hotly.

"Maybe because you're rude to it, and Ron, it's not a bird, it's an owl, that's one step to getting your pet to like and listen to you," Jet shook her finger in his face and laughed.

"Don't shake your finger at me, I'll punish you,"

"Oh no, what's my punishment..."

"Oh, that's enough!" Fiona said, getting a little disgusted, "We know your both gonna shag by the time the sun sets, but let's just get done with Harry's letter...oh and it would be nice to get to dinner without losing our lunches first..." Fiona said, now joking around a little. Everyone laughed.

Harry had already opened up his letter and had been reading it.

"So what does it say Harry?" Hermione asked, practically on the edge of her seat.

"Sirius is going to be our new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, and he gave us the heads up on Phys. Ed...Fleur is actually going to start teaching those classes next term, no more study hall...and he said we all get new classes, we can pick what classes we want to go to. We have to sign up for them, though, so that it's not like five people in one class and a hundred in another...So we can all get the same classes together," Harry said, looking up from the letter.

"Ya, and that also makes it easier for us, as the Committee, to find free time to put together last minute important stuff..." Hermione said, matter-of-factly.
Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Oh that's hot..." Mya said.

Everyone laughed.

On New Year's Eve Morning, all of the Wolvensoir Common Room got up and went downstairs to welcome Fred, George, and Ginny.

"Ginny!" Jet screamed, running up to her and hugging her.

"Hello, Jet," Ginny smiled.

"Hello, mate," Fred and George said to each of the guys as they shook all their hands, surprisingly they weren't wearing buzzing rings. They still looked suspicious though. They all had some breakfast and then went to go back to their common room. (Dumbledore had said that Ginny, Fred, and George could stay with them in there.)

"So, you guys can take your stuff up later, but now we have to talk about what we're all gonna do for New Years Eve...it's only tomorrow..." Draco said.

They all sat down and looked around at each other, thinking.

"Ooh, I know...let's go clubbin'!" Mya said, standing up and starting to dance.

"Ooh, YA!" Jet said, getting up and dancing with her.

"All right...then I guess we're goin' clubbin'..." Fiona said.

"WOOOO!" Jet and Mya starting to spin around, their arms in the air.

"Am I interrupting something..." A boy's voice rang out from behind them. It was Seamus Finnigan, holding all his bags, "It's just that Dumbledore told me to come here..."

"No, come in Seamus, we'll bring your stuff up to the rooms later," Harry said, getting up and grabbing one of his bags.

"Thanks, Harry...Oh, hi Ginny..." Seamus said, looking down at Ginny who was smiling up at him. He blushed.

"Do you want to come with us to the CLUB!" Jet asked, still dancing with Mya.

"What club?" Seamus asked intrigued.

"We're going to a club tomorrow to count down," Fred said, laughing.

Ron looked at his brothers, who were smiling and snickering behind their hands to each other. They were plotting something, and he knew it. He almost didn't notice Seamus and his sister flirting.

They woke up the next morning and got done. They had breakfast in the Great Hall and went off to the Quidditch field.

"Wait...why are we here again?" Ron asked.

"We're gonna fly there on our brooms..." Jet said, floating of the ground. Fiona and Mya pulled her down before anyone noticed.

They all got on their brooms and flew to the club. It was just over the lake. They got in and danced the whole day, taking breaks for drinks and runs to the powder room. It was now ten minutes to the New Year and they had a slow song on. Mya was dancing with Draco, Jet was dancing with Ronnie, Noni was dancing with Harry, Hermione was dancing with Blaise, Ginny was dancing with Seamus, and Fred and George had gone to the "powder room." Ron thought them to be suspicious and kept stepping on Jet's feet.

"OUCH, Ron, you stood on my foot again...what's wrong," Jet asked him.

"Fred and George are up to something..." He said, worry on his brow. Mya was to busy dancing and having fun with Draco to be thinking outside her own mind.

Somehow, the twins got into the lighting system on the ceiling. They directed the lights onto the water spouts on the cieling, the ones that turn on when there is any source of smoke, heat, or fire.

"This'll take years to work," George said, tapping the lighting system with his wand. It now got almost as hot as an ultraviolet ray of the sun. The spouts starting gushing water and the fire alarm went off. All the exits were sealed shut. Fred tapped the lighting system again and it went cool.

"FIRE!" Everyone screamed. Ron grabbed Jet and screamed his head off. Jet, Ronnie, Mya, Draco, Fiona, Harry, Hermione, Blaise, Seamus, and Ginny and huddled in a group hug.

"I LOVE YOU GUYS!" Ron yelled out, almost crying.

"Oh, Mya...one last kiss..." Draco looked into her eyes. Mya kissed him.

"BUT I NEVER GOT TO SHAG ANYONE!" Harry yelled to the ceiling, "WE'RE ALL VIRGINS!"

"Who said all of us were?" Fiona laughed. She was the only one who was calm.

"WHY ARE YOU SO CALM? WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Ron screamed.

"No we're not...you brothers just put on the sprinkler system...A New Year's Hijinks by the Weasley twins..." Fiona laughed, "This wasn't one of their best pranks though..."

"PRANK! OH THANK YOU GOD!" Blaise yelled, grabbing Hermione and kissing her.

Seamus and Ginny were just shaking, holding each other. The sprinkler system went off. Everyone was soaked.

"WHY did I wear a white shirt!" Jet screeched. Her pink bra was showing through.

"I don't know, but I'm glad you did..." Ron said, smirking.

"WEASEL!"

"Oh, let him use your smirk for a minute...it's just so sexy..." Mya said, kissing Draco.

Ronnie ran his fingers through his wet hair, but not sooner than Jet kissed him.

"Woah..." Ron hadn't been expecting that.

:"Sorry, Ronnie...it's just when you do that...its so hot..." She continued to kiss him.

"What's up with them?" Blaise asked.

"I don't know...but I have a sudden urge to..." She kissed him.

"What the bloody..." Harry was confused.

"Oh it's only pixie dust...but add water and it's a potent love potion..." Even though Fiona knew, she was also affected. She kissed Harry.

"It only seems to be affecting the girls though..." Seamus said, in between the kisses that Ginny was smothering him with.

"That would happen..." Fred and George laughed as they came in.

"You guys are...sick...you know that?" Ron tried to say as Jet kept kissing him.

"Oh, you know you love us...it'll wear off at the New Year..." Fred said.

"Ten...Nine...Eight..." George began to count down, Fred jumped in, "Seven...Six...Five...Four...Three...Two...ONE!" All the girls stopped kissing the boys.

"Woah..." The boys could barely stand up.

Later on they went back to Hogwarts and went to sleep.