October 22nd Tuesday

Filch is complaining about the constant disorder in every broom closet in the school. He thinks Peeves is doing it to annoy him.

Poor deluded soul. Can't he smell the hormones in the air?

October 23rd Wednesday

Happy Thoughts: 0, Unhappy Thoughts: 2,762, Toffees Received from Dumbledore: 27, Ann Summers catalogues confiscated from Slytherin Common Room: 3, Cumulative of Pounds Gained by the Hogwarts Student Body in the Past Two Weeks: about 327

Dumbledore really needs to stop giving out toffees. Besides contributing to childhood obesity, it seems to be having the most undesired affect on the girls of attracting more boys than usual. I can't even go down into the Slytherin Commons Room anymore. If I ever see Millicent Bulstrode prancing around in skimpy lingerie again, I am going to gouge my eyes out with my wand.

I have not had a good day. Besides my Dark Mark burning enough to give me a splitting headache all through supper (while Professor Victor took to sitting by me and randomly squeezing my knee. Wicked witch), Miss Granger and Mr Weasley's behaviour has been rather disturbing. The red hasn't left her face all day and she keeps continually picking at her chocolate pie, visibly sighing, and Mr Weasley was seems to be actually paying attention to something other than food.

I'm scared for the welfare of the world.

I also finally figured out what happened. It wasn't Draco that Minerva had taken a liking to, it was his father.

That's actually worse, somehow. I just hope she keeps some common sense.

And…away from him.

October 31st Thursday

11:00pm

Was called to a Dark revel today. How cliché. Of all nights, why couldn't it have been the 12th of November, or December 7th, or maybe even Fat Tuesday? Voldemort is completely lacking in creativity. Maybe next time I should suggest that Dark revels be held on random days instead of the most predictable date in the middle of the ol' cemetery.

The thing's losing his touch.

Not only was the date and location incredibly uncreative, we did nothing but sit around the whole time, drinking Fire Whiskey, playing poker on the tombstones, and discussing the activity in the business of agriculture.

Someone has something up his/her/its sleeve.

In the meantime, I'm quite confused concerning anything else in my life. Can it be that I'm losing confidence in myself?

Ha, yeah, right.

11:43pm

Great. Just great. Found the parchment in my bedside drawer and I find myself suddenly compelled to answer the rest of the questions.

This must be some work of evil.

190. How many people have you kissed: Quite enough, thank you
191. Who was your first kiss: You think I would remember such a thing?
192. How many hearts of have you broken: My fair share
193. How many people broke your heart: Who says I have a heart?
194. Best quote to sum up love: I really don't think of such trivial things
196. Do you have a picture of him/her: Who?
197. Please post it if you do: Post it? To whom?
198. Do you have a picture of yourself: Unfortunately.
199. Please post it if you do: Again…to whom?
200. Do you go by looks or personality: Oh, I'd say personality, but I would be lying just a little.
201. Ever kiss a friend: I have friends?
202. Are you still friends: With whom?
203. So moving along: do you smoke: No, unless cauldrons count, and the occasional clove cigarette.
204. Do you smoke weed: Only when it's necessary in potion making. But if you mean smoking weed as inhaling an illegal plant product, no, I do not.
205. Ever trip on acid: I slipped once in my Potions stores, but I find it quite hard to trip over a liquid.
206. How about a little x: Excuse me?
207. Crack, Herion?: No.
208. beer good or beer bad: I'm not really a fan of it, myself.
209. Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Yes, actually, I am. Whoever wrote this, I hope they feel the sudden need to die. Because I'll come fulfill that wish for them.
210. Do you like smirnoff ice: I haven't heard of it.
211. Prefer beer or liquor: Liquor
212. What kind of cigarettes do you smoke: We already covered this, you git.
213. Are you a virgin: Didn't we already go over this?
214. If no, when was the last time you got some: I don't remember, honestly.

Would you ever:
215. Bungee jump: It can't be so different from riding a broom, so yes, I suppose so. Plus side is: if the chords break, Wizards usually bounce (see LONGBOTTOM, Neville)
216. Sky dive: Again, can't be too different from broom riding.
217. Swim with dolphins: No. They would probably attack me.
218. Scuba dive: I wouldn't trust my breathing to Muggle made contraptions. Maybe with Gillyweed.
219. Go rock climbing: No, clinging to the face of a cliff for dear life doesn't sound like my idea of fun.
220. Eat crap for 1,000,000: No, since I have no use for American Muggle currency. Everyone knows it's glorified leprechaun gold, anyway.
221. Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Again, I have no friends. So yes.
222. Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Since I have no friends, and therefore no girlfriends to steal from them, I suppose not.
224. Lie to the police: No. That's what Obliviate's for.
225. Run from the police: Why run when you can fly?
226. Lie to your parents: Well, not a possibility since they are dead.
227. Walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Maybe on a dare, but I'm not really that shallow.
228. Be an exotic dancer: Oh Merlin, did anyone else suddenly get a disturbing mental image in their head?
229. Walk out of a restaurant without paying: No, I have Galleons to spare. I'm not cheap.
230. Streak: Yes. But I'd rather pose: the body is a work of art.

Hm, this category will be interesting.
I'll just pretend that "friend" really means "not particularly friendly acquaintance"
Your friends:
231. Best friend: At what?
232. Known longest: Most likely Dumbledore.
233. Wish you talked to more: None of them, really.
234. Wish you saw more: Again, none of them.
235. How many friends do you think you have: My colleagues are numerous. Death Eaters are great to poke fun at. I'd say quite a few.
237. Who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: HA! None of them.
238. Ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': After the Cruceatous or...?
239. Craziest: Most definitely Dumbledore
240. Loudest: Minerva. She has quite a dirty mouth for a Professor.
241. Shyest: Goyle, Sr. actually. Though I'd contribute his quietness to ignorance of the ability to form coherent sentences and not to actual meekness.
242. Best hair: I'd say that goes to me.
243. Can always make you laugh: All of them, if you mean laughing at them.
244. Best eyes: Oh, definitely me.
245. Best body: Again, me. Though Hermio-
246. Most athletic: Hooch
247. Sex symbol: I'd have to say…me
248. Hot tempered: See above.
249. Most impatient: Minerva.
250. Weirdest: Hooch. She has some identity problems. Dumbledore has to be a runner-up.
251. Tallest: Hagrid, duh.
252. Talented: None of them
253. Best singer: Since I personally loathe singing, I should probably not answer this.
256. Best personality: I don't know if they can be qualified as having personalities.
257. Biggest drug user: I have my suspicions about Dumbledore, sometimes.

Have you ever:
258. Flashed someone: Green or red?
260. Been to Michigan: Wow, that would be a complete waste of time. And no.
261. Gotten really REALLY wasted: Haha…if you taught my classes, you would on a daily basis, too.
262. Gone to jail or juvi: I thought this was already asked? Bad memories.
263. Skateboarded: How barbaric.
264. Skinny dipped: Only when the squid isn't looking.
265. Stolen anything: Hm, Lucius's wand a few times.
266. Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Yes. Poor animal.
267. Kicked someone's ass: Donkeys are really quite delicate creatures.
268. Pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Yes.
269. Broke a beer bottle: By accident.
270. Gotten into a bar, under-aged: I live in Scotland.
271. Kissed someone of the same sex: Um…no.
273. Gone on a road trip: I fail to see the point in such a holiday.
274. Gone on vacation without adult supervision: I find this question perplexing, as I have been an adult for…21 years now.
275. Been to a concert: No.
276. Been to another country: Yes. Again, I thought this was already asked?
277. Talked back to an adult: You're kidding me, right?
278. Got pulled over: On what?
279. Got in a car accident: I don't trust my life to such hunks of Muggle-made metal.
280. Broken a law: Numerous times.
281. Given money to a homeless person: No.
283. Cried to get out of trouble: I would not demean myself in such a way.
284: Kissed a friend's brother or sister: No.
285. Kissed a brother or sister's friend: No.
286. Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: I don't cook, but if given the chance, I would.

Opinions:
287. What do you think...about pop music: Noise.
288. About boy bands: Little known fact: these monstrosities were created by Voldemort to bring Muggles to their knees.
289. About flag burning: I don't quite see the point in it.
290. Of the war on terrorists: I'm not involved, we're fighting our own war.
291. About suicide: Not very efficient, as you just end up as a ghost anyway.
292. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I do not let them, anyway.
293. About your ex boyfriend: I must laugh at this question. Since when did I have a boyfriend?
294. About rock/metal music: Arrrrrgh
295. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Probably in this same damn school filling out this same damn survey for the hundredth damn time.
296. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 yrs: Surely…no one? Though I do have some thoughts.

What did you do:
297. Last birthday: Went to the Three Broomsticks and got drunk. Hagrid had to carry me home. Quite a fun time, actually.
298. Yesterday: (See above)
299. Last weekend: (See above)
300. Christmas: Sulked in the dungeons.
301. Thanksgiving: Um…we do not have Thanksgiving.
302. New year's eve: Fell asleep at 9pm.
303. Halloween: That would be today, wouldn't it? Well, in that case, read the rest of this entry.
304. Easter: Threw up all day from eating too much of that chocolate death.
305. Valentine's day: Shagged endlessly. Really.

Funny, it's midnight. Cannot continue now, as it would be under a different day and this entry would no longer be correct.

Oh well. Will finish them next time.

Are you sick of surveys yet? You really should be. But there's still about 50 questions to go on this one. If you don't want me to continue with the stupid questions, just tell me and there will be no more.

Thanks to: Antagonist Len (GPA means Grade Point Average, it's how most Americans (and maybe Canadians? I'm not sure) calculate how well they did in their classes. The best you can get, on a normal scale, is 4.0), dira1, pumpkinpiebaby (ah! Thanks for putting me on your list!), little old lady, JustJeanette (or maybe Chinese water torture?), Melwasul (it's counted for the day. So I don't know...it all makes sense to Snape, I suppose), marajade179 (nothing, honestly! :)), Skjeve (I'm glad to see Severus reached his goal :)), Wendynat (I heart Neville), baboon (haha, sorry, it's not required to read them, they're not really that important, but some people wanted more), Mr.Krum (Yes, you did make me happy), lelila (the toffee thing is explained in Hermione Granger's Diary...sort of. Dumbledore basically uses them as a distractor so he doesn't have to answer questions), Daintress, Lady Shadowlight, Miss Mina Murray, dara (aw, I suppose a few of them are weird, but they are really my favorite 'ship), Dues Ex (3. Yes, that was on purpose. Lifehouse is my favorite band, and 4. Winky is a Hogwarts house elf), Madame Plot Bunnie (thank you, I hope to update MW again soon), stargurl2 (I believe one of Snape's other fill outs is in Inigo Ziona's "Dumbledore's Inbox". Go check it out!), Anirameg, Piggie, HuggyBuddy, Sarah Sparrow, Draco-FutureBF (okay, you can have Draco. I'd rather have Snape :)), the counter (Urm...right), ShagsTheDustmop (your wish is my command :)), Hogwarts, A History Girl, Renegade Seraph (ooh, did you get one? Those things are to die for. Unfortunately, you can't get them very often in the US), tifsuz, xxGinnyxx, Loah, Mary, Feverfew (argh, there's still a spelling mistake? I thought I fixed that...them), little-lost-one, alamarang, and the soul cage (Yeah, the whole adult/minor thing has been going under a contreversy sort of thing. The only way I can defend myself is that in actuallity, Hermione is much older than she would be since she used the Time Turner, so, technically, she is 18. And yes, Wonk likes Lifehouse :)).

Sheesh, that's a lot of thank yous. You guys are awesome.