So I'm sat there right listening to Bryan Adams and messing around on my computer when this tiny Beastboy with a guitar jumps into my head and starts singing along. And been as their my favourite couple I couldn't imagine who else he'd be singing to, so that was it, I wrote it down and here it is under the heading of 'songs that could get me slapped/killed/arrested ... enjoy!
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Song: I wanna be your underwear
by Bryan Adams
It started out as a typical day for the teen titans, they'd had breakfast, battled a super villain, gone to the pizzeria for lunch and were now safely esconed in the tower amusing themselves in their own ways. Raven was reading sharing the sofa with Robin and Cyborg who were playing video games, Starfire was in the kitchen concocting some tameranian dish that no-one would eat and BeastBoy? Well...
The power went off shutting everything down and moans could be heard as people registered their annoyance,
"Awww man"
"Robin?"
"over here Star"
"wonderful" muttered Raven as the light of Star's power approached, Cyborg was about to switch on his torch when a spot light came on in front of the TV. BeastBoy stood before them with a microphone eyes closed in a dramatic rock star pose, the others sweat dropped as they realised what was about to happen.
A guitar sounded making a noise like a wolf whistle as the introduction played,
"I wanna be your t-shirt when its wet,
wanna be the shower when you sweat,
I gotta be the tattoo on your skin,
lemme be your bed baby when you climb in,"
sang BeastBoy, Robin and Cyborg stared at him, while Starfire hovered curiously, Raven twitched
"I wanna be the sheets when you sleep,
lemme be the secrets that you keep,
I gotta be the spoon to stir your cream,
I wanna be the one that really makes you scream,"
"I thought BeastBoy didn't like dairy products?" asked Robin,
"please friend Raven why would you be screaming?" asked Starfire
"Uuuuummmmmm"
"I wanna be... your lipstick... when you lick it,
I wanna be... your high heels... when ya kick it,
I wanna be... your sweet love babe... when you make it
from your feet up to your hair... more than anything I swear
I wanna be- your underwear!"
Robin and Cyborg burst out laughing as Raven buried her head in her hands,
"why does friend BeastBoy wish to become friend Raven's underclothing? Is it a part of human courtship?"
"I wanna be the itch that you scratch,
lemme be your chair when you relax,
I gotta be the razor when you shave,
wanna be the habit that really makes you crave"
"I am going to kill you when this is over BeastBoy" snarled Raven
"I wanna be... your hot tub... when your dippin',
I wanna be your bathrobe... when your drippin',
I wanna be your cocktail... when your sippin',
I just wanna be right there... more than anything I swear
I wanna be... your underwear!"
"he's gonna die" said Cyborg
"oh yeah" agreed Robin
"wanna be your sleeping bag... baby slip inside
lemme be your motorcycle... take ya for a ride... all right!"
"I wanna be... your hotsauce... when your cookin'
I wanna be your sunglasses... hey goodlookin'!
I wanna be... wanna be the one... ya stick your hook in"
"Raven has a 'hook'?" asked Starfire confused
"I just wanna be right there more than anything i swear...
oh yeah! I wanna be... your underwear!"
BeastBoy's mike exploded as Raven's fingers twitched menacingly,
"eeepp" he gulped and ran heading deeper into the tower Raven in hot pursuit
"Raven did not enjoy the song?" asked Star, Robin shrugged and lead her back into the kitchen, Cyborg shook his head and picked up the game controller, BeastBoy suddenly appeared, out of breath and grinning,
"hay Cy, Raven around?"
"no, man why do you get yourself into these situations?" things around the room began to shake surrounded by black power, BB waved at Raven getting ready to run,
"hay at least if she's trying to kill me she's paying attention to me" he laughed running off, Raven's eye twitched following him,
"you know there are better ways to conduct a relationship!" Cy yelled, the game controller exploded in his hands
"aaawwww man!"
Up Next: Starfire!
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