OK so it's Starfire's turn and guess who she's singing to...
Song: Push The Button
by Sugababes
A visit from Titans East had given the teens all the excuse for a party that they needed. As Speedy and Robin compared notes on their gadgets, BeastBoy and Cyborg introduced Mas Y Menos and Aqualad to joys of Mega Monkeys Four (a completely legal and virus free version) and Raven and Bumblebee bonded over herbal tea. Starfire floated over in time to join their conversation on the idiocy of their male comrades and they're general uselessness,
"look at them" smirked Bee "they're just over grown babies" they watched the boys fight over the game controllers
"they're totally oblivious to the out side world" added Raven, Bee and Star nodded
"this is true" said Star, "I fear that even Robin can be most dense at times" Raven chocked on her tea having expected the red head to be the only one of the group that would stick up for the males,
"what's he done this time Star?" asked Bee
"I had thought that after our discussion on the hostile planet that we were stranded on not long ago our relationship would progress further" explained Starfire "but Robin has not once mentioned our experience or entered into any kind of conversation regarding our feelings for one another no matter how many times I try to prompt him"
A preppy beat fills the sound system and voices chorus
Push the button
Push the button
Push the button
Push the button
StarFire sang as a spotlight centred on her,
"I'm busy throwing hints that he keeps missing
Don't have to think about it
I Wanna kiss and
Everything around it but he's too distant
I wanna feel his body
I can't resist it "
Raven and Bee goggled slightly at the usually shy alien girl
"I know my hidden looks can be deceiving
But how obvious should a girl be?
I was taken by the early conversation piece
And I really like the way that he respect me"
A disco light descended from the celling catching the boys attention,
"I thought Robin said Cyborg wasn't allowed to install disco lights?" asked Bee, Raven shrugged
"I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it
I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Catch this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control"
Robin blushed trying hard to dodge the slaps and elbows thrown his way,
"I'm busy showing him what he's been missing
I'm kind of showing off for his full attention
My sexy ass has got him in the new dimension
I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission"
Everyone in the tower fell over in shock at Stars use of the word ass and the sexy way she was dancing with the microphone that BeastBoy had handed her with a grin,
"After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control"
"how thick is Robin?" asked Speedy as he and Aqualad watched Starfire cavort across the floor, Mas Y Menos stared wide eyed, drool forming a puddle at their feet,
"I'm not cleaning that up" claimed BeastBoy
"If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
"I've been dropping so many hints
You're still not getting it
Now that you've heard everything I have to say
Where we gonna go from here?" said Star watching Robin intensely, he gulped going the exact colour of a ripe tomato
"After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came over and asked me if I wanted to get with him
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
(I control)
If you're ready for me boy
(For me boy)
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
(Oh, oh)
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh"
Star dropped the mike and strutted from the room, as the door slid shut Robin seemed to come to his senses and followed after her leaving the rest of the titans in silence,
"Men" tutted Bee, Raven nodded taking a drink of tea as all the boys turned to look at them surprised.
Thanks to Titans East for their guest appearance, big round of applause everyone!
Next up in 'Songs to alienate people'... Raven!