Chapter 19: The Funky Western Civilization

"Excuse me do I know you," The guy stared at Emma,"Oh why didn't I think of it, Lenny," The guy snapped his finger and a guy got out of the car he was leaning on and gave him a picture and a pen. The guy signed it and handed it to Emma.

"J. Reeves aka Bryan Actree" Emma read to herself. "Real nice Jay this isn't funny how did you get here?"

J gave Emma a weird stare. "I drove here,"

"How did you know we were here," Emma asked. "I bet you followed us, you're a jerk." Emma started hitting Jay with the picture.

Manny and Hazel pulled Emma off of the guy. "You're friend is totally nuts," Jay exclaimed.

"I'm sorry she's just really tired from the trip that's all," Hazel apologized.

Manny picked up the photo from the ground. "No way," Manny screamed "I love you." Manny squealed.

"What," Emma looked at Manny.

"I can't believe it's you ,Bryan I mean J," Manny giggled.

"Manny,ofcourse it's Jay who else would it be," Emma replied and touched Manny's forehead. "Manny are you feeling well?"

"You know nothing about TV," Manny pushed Emma out of the way. "Oh my god you're Bryan I mean J. Reeves from The SV" Manny giggled. "I'm such a big fan."

"What," Emma and Hazel said simultaneously.

"The Sun Valley," Manny giggled.

"What," Emma exclaimed.

Paige pushed Manny out of the way and stood in front of J. "Sorry my friends are acting like total dweebs their not as sophisticated as they should be," Paige pulled out her leg. "I was wondering could you sign my leg."

"Yeah anything for a fan," J scribbled on her cast and gave her a big smile.

"Thank you, thank you" Paige squealed.

"I'm sorry Mr. Reeves," Emma replied. "I thought you were someone else but he's a blond and you're a brunette so you can't be him."

"Oh," J. uttered. "I thought you were really upset fan who was ticked off because I didn't go out with Teesha I mean Clarissa in the season finale." J. brushed himself off. "It's cool."

"I'm really sorry," Emma apologized again. "I wish there was a way I could make it up to you."

"Maybe there is," J. replied. "Any of you girls want to accompany me to a party tonight?"

"Whoa," Jay exclaimed while looking around at the plush club filled with hip guys and beautiful women all admiring him.

"I can't believe it," Spinner looked around. "I thought for sure that body guard wasn't going to notice something." Spinner whispered. "It was like he knew something wasn't right."

"Be cool," Jay mumbled."There's no way they don't know the truth if they want to treat us like royalty then let them plus we have our own body guard." Jay stared at Bruno.

"Hello," A long limbed red head walked towards the guys. "Follow me guys."

"I knew it was too good to be true," Spinner whispered. "They're on to us, they're going to take us out back and.."

"Shut up," Jay mumbled."Just be cool."

"Here you go," The red head said as the group stopped at a brick wall.

"A wall," Spinner exclaimed."

"Sshh," The red head said while Bruno gave Spinner the evil eye.

"Sorry," Spinner whispered.

The red head ignored Spinner and pulled out a remote she pushed a button and the wall opened up. "This way." The group followed the red head through a maze of twist and turns before stopping to another wall.

"This is i,t we're dead," Spinner whispered nervously.

"Stay cool," Jay mumbled even though he was getting a little nervous himself.

The red head pushed a button on the remote."Enjoy yourselves guys." She uttered before walking away.

The wall pulled back and revealed a room full of celebrities, beautiful women, handsome rich men and Parish in the background surrounded around an entourage of people.

"J," Parish exclaimed before pulling him into the room and kissing him on both of his cheeks. "I thought you'll never arrive, you know I showed up early just to meet you, first time for everything right?" She didn't give Jay a chance to respond."Come with me I have to introduce you to someone." She pulled J away from Spin and the bodyguard

"Hey what about me.." Spinner screamed but Jay didn't hear him over the loud music. "I guess I'll be leaving now," Spinner replied nervously while looking at Bruno who stared at him with the same mean expression.

"Where do you think your going," Someone grabbed Spinner.

"I can't believe this," Manny squealed while trying on a killer dress for the party in the dressing room. "What do you think," Manny twirled around.

"Manny you can't get that," Emma whispered while checking out the price tag "That dress is too expensive."

"Paige that dress it too expensive," Hazel uttered.

"No it isn't," Paige exclaimed while walking out of the dressing room. "This dress is.." Paige paused while staring at Manny in the exact same dress.

"Wow, deja vu," Manny uttered. "Don't worry I have another outfit in here." Manny pulled out a long black and pink asymmetrical blouse with matching skirt."The dress looks better on you anyway." Manny went back into the dressing room to change.

"Haze, help me out of this dress," Paige replied while Hazel followed her back into the dressing room.

"I can't believe you guys picked the same dress again," Hazel laughed.

"I swear that girl is following me and stealing my fashion sense, since she doesn't have any to begin with." Paige angrily replied

"Maybe it's the other way around," Hazel joked while staring at the exact replica of the asymmetrical outfit Manny would be wearing.

"Just help me out of this dress," Paige replied.

"Great," J said while Paige and Manny put their clothes on the cashier's counter.

"Thank you this is really, really," Manny stated.

"Great!" Paige interrupted.

"No problem you guys are going to look great tonight," J replied while looking for Emma and Hazel to put something on the counter. "Hey aren't you girls going to buy something?"

"No thanks I'm fine," Emma answered.

"Yeah it's nice of you but it isn't necessary," Hazel replied. "And it doesn't make any sense" Hazel thought.

"I just really want you girls to look hot tonight," J stated. "You're going to be with me the hottest star around and my guy Lenny here." Lenny smiled.

"Is it just me or does this guy think we're going to be his groupies or something." Emma whispered to Manny.

"Groupies why would you think that," J exclaimed. "I just wanted to invite you, my biggest fans out to the biggest party of the year and I thought it would be nice to treat you guys with outfits, you have to look the part but groupies no way I'm really really hurt you would think that." J put his hand over his heart.

"She didn't mean it," Manny replied "It was a joke." Manny chuckled. "We're really grateful we."

"It's just Emma has always been paranoid," Paige interrupted. "We really want to go this party, right Haze?" Paige shrugged Hazel

"Yeah I wouldn't miss it for the world." Hazel mumbled.

"Yeah we're sorry if we upset you." Manny apologized. "Emma won't cause anymore trouble, right Emma." Manny glared at Emma waiting for a response.

Emma didn't say a word while Manny gave her a pleading stare. "It's OK, I understand." J replied. "You girls can keep what you have on but I'm have to warn you, you might feel a little inadequate once we arrive there.

"Well Hazel won't," Paige put another outfit on the counter.

"Where did you get that," Hazel asked.

"I got it when you weren't looking," Paige mumbled.

"Well, I'll just pay for the outfits, you girls can change at my penthouse and we can get going."

"Penthouse," Emma exclaimed."No way am I going."