The Marauders Guide to Love, Life, and Lily Evans

by Secret Lii

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2. Maurauders Code of Honor

The Maurauder's Code of Honor:

Our 10 Commandments

1) All for one, and one for all. If one goes to detention, we all go.(that is of course, assuming it's not Filch's detention. Those are just nasty!)

2) Thou art shall not leave a friend in danger. You shall give up your life for his sake.

3) Thou art doth not forget thy name. Always remember who you are: a Maurauder. That means no tea-parties, please!

4) On a more serious note, never desire the woman of thy friend. In English- no girlfriend stealing!

5) Never long what a fellow Maurauder posseses. Meaning, if James ends up quiddich Captain, along with e/t else he already is, be happy for him! I'm sure you already are.

6) Thou art shall love another brother. No fighting, boys, only love.

7) Thou shalt defend a fellow Maurauder in need. C'mon guys, convince Lily that James isn't an arrogant prick! And go help Peter with that bully over there, while you're at it.

8) Thou must remember each fellow Maurauders' birthdays! And Fvorite presents! And I don't want another acid pop, Sirius, that wasn't funny!

9) Thou shalt not go on doth pranks with out thy art fellow Maurauders. Don't leave Peter out again!

10) Always remember. Rules are there for a reason! To be Broken. Follow this code, and you're a Maurauder to be. Thank you.