Me: Yay! I back! Thank you, Iloveinuyasha44 and Falcon226 for being kind enough to review the other chapter. –sniff sniff- I guess no one else likes it. T-T that makes me sad…….but anyways…..

Itachi: ……………

Sasuke: HI EVERYONE!

Me: As you can see Sasuke has become hyper…

Iloveinuyasha44: why is sasuke hyper?

Me: cause you gave him a pill….

Iloveinuyasha44: and it's time for Itachi's pill –stuffs pill in mouth along with water-

Itachi: . -is thinking- NOOOOOOOOOOO!-

Me: soo anyways while the pill is working its magic we read the STORY!

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The Knights Who Say Ni!

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke were riding through a forest. Behind them random ninja people were clapping coconuts together to make it seem like they were really riding horses (which they are pretending to ride, see Monthy python and the Holy Grail if you have no idea what I'm talking about).

"HALT PEOPLE!" a voice said as three people popped up in front of them.

"Who are you?" Naruto asked staring suspiciously at the people. "YOUR AFTER MY COCONUT AREN'T YOU?" he yelled holding a coconut as far as he could from the three.

"Umm…. No…..we have coconut over there." The first one said.

"Oh……'' Naruto said relaxing.

'Baka noisy Naruto…….' Sasuke thought.

"WE ARE THE KIGHTS WHO SAY NI! We are Orochimaru, Kisame, and Itachi!" The chorused together. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke gasped.

"But aren't you guys ninja's?" Sakura asked after a second of thinking.

"Shhhhhhh!" Orochimaru, Itachi, and Kisame hushed.

"They're not supposed to know that!" Itachi whispered.

"Oh right! Sorry I forgot." Sakura whispered back. Naruto was still in shock.

"NOOO NOT THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!AHHHHH!" Naruto screamed not paying attention to what Sakura had said.

"YES! The knights who say NI demand a shrubbery if you whish to pass through!" Kisame said.

"Where are we suppose to find a shrubbery?" Sasuke asked looking bored.

"NI!" Orochimaru, Itachi, and Kisame shouted.

"ALL RIGHT WE'LL FIND YOUR STUPID SHRUBBERY!" Sasuke yelled at them getting annoyed for no apparent reason. Everyone had an O.o expression for a minute.

"Yay!" Orochimaru, Itachi, and Kisame said happily as Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke "rode" off to go find one. Soon they came upon a small town.

"HEY LADY WHERE CAN WE FIND A SHRUBBERY!" Naruto yelled to a random person.

"A Shrubbery?" the old lady gasped.

"Tell us or we shall say……….Nu!" Naruto shouted.

"Um…… it's Ni Naruto……" Sakura told him.

"NU!"

"No…..NI!"

"NU!"

"NIIIIII!"

"NI!"

"Good." Sakura said patting him on the back. Naruto happily jumped up and down.

"Soo Tell us where the shrubbery shop is or we shall say NI!" Naruto said and the old lady flinched at the word ni.

"ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! I'LL TELL YOU JUST STOP SAYING THAT WORD! It's over there." The old lady shouted pointing to a small shop down the road.

"Hiya!" Naruto happily said to a girl at the shop.

"H-hi." The girl said shyly. "M-may I h-help you?"

"Ya. We're looking for some shrubbery. Would you know where to get some?" Naruto asked smiling happily.

"I h-have s-s-some h-here i-if you w-would l-like to l-look a-at them." The girl said pressing her fingers together and not looking right at Naruto.

"OKIE!" Naruto shouted and the shy girl showed them the shrubbery. "We'll take that one please!" he said pointing to a nice shrubbery.

"O-ok t-that w-will be 5 coconuts please." She said and Sakura handed her 5 coconuts. (the currency is coconuts by the way P) "T-thank Y-you." She said as they waved goodbye and went to go give the shrubbery to the Knights who say Ni.

"WE RETURN!" Naruto shouted and handed the shrubbery to Orochimaru.

"YAY OUR SHRUBBERY!" they all yelled happily and they started to poke at it. "YOU MAY GO NOW AND PASS!" they yelled and they went back to poking at the shrubbery.

"YAY!" Naruto shouted and the three "rode" on, only to be stopped by a rabbit, a three headed knight, and a coconut that was accidentally set on fire.

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Me: Yay!

Itachi: WHOOSH!

Iloveinuyaha44: ITACHI HYPER! MUHAHAHAHA! IT WORKED!

Sasuke: YAY!

Me: Soo while the people are hyper and scary please review!

Itachi and Sasuke: YA REVIEW PLEASE!