Prongs James- I rock
Okay a little about me-
I'm hott
Not conceited
Athletic
Smart
Prankster
Funny
Brave
and Lily Evans is my girlfriend. Well not quite but...I will get her. And here's how!
How to snag a hot girl like Lily Evans while maintaining all self dignity okay, maybe not all, but...
1) Mess up hair. Girls love the windblown do'. Well, Lily might scoff at it, but not for long!
2)Play quiddich! Girls love athletes!
CLIP!
("Shut up about your stupid quiddich, James! I don't care if you play in the world cup, you're still a big-headed brag! said Lily.)
Okaaayy, not all girls...
3) Let her know who's boss. Stay in control.
CLIP!
(So Lily, about our date this Saturday-"
"What? we don't have a date! Any day!"
"Yeah Well, I was thinking we could-"
"No we can't!")
Well, so much for that...
(Grrrr! Pay no attention to these annoying clips! They're pop-ups, okay? They don't mean anything.)
4) Stay cool, don't be too intense. Let her know that you like her, but don't drool over her all day!
CLIP!
James- Heyy Lilykins!
Lily- Go away, you arrogant prick!
James- What? What did I say?
Lily- Just leave me alone James, go mess up your hair or something!
James- Fine, I will. (Starts ruffling his hair, making it look extremely hot.)
Lily- Grrr! Bother someone else, will you!
James- You're so cute when you're angry, Evans!
Lily- (Marches away, leaving James staring after her)
Well, it wasn't the height of cool, but it will do.
P.S.- I HATE CLIPS!