Me: I'm back again! Yay! And thank you Falcon226 and Iloveinuyasha44 for being my only reviewers!
Falcon226: HUG ITACHI!
Iloveinuyasha44: YAY! –Both hug Itachi/me-
Me: -.-+ you have 3 seconds to let go. 1……….2…………..
Iloveinuyasha44 and Falcon226: -let's go- .
Me: Anyways…….
Itachi: ……………..
Iloveinuyasha44: Itachi's hyper pill ran out! QUICK GET ANOTHER ONE!
Itachi: -is trying to sneak away-
Falcon226: Here's one! –holds out pill to Iloveinuyasha44-
Iloveinuyasha44: -holding onto Itachi- OKIE THANKS! –Stuffs pill into mouth-
Me: anyways……
Sasuke: -still is scarily hyper…. - . ON with THE story!
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The Holy hand grenade
Naruto and his friends were out wandering around randomly.
"Hey what's that over there?" Sakura asked pointing to a cave through some trees.
"Dunno…" Shikamaru replied lazily.
"Let's go check it out!" Naruto shouted and ran off towards the cave while his friends followed him.
"Hn." Sasuke muttered. 'Baka noisy Naruto.' He thought watching the blonde boy running ahead.
10 minutes later when they reach the cave
"Wow…..cave….." Naruto muttered hiding behind a rock looking at the cave. "Let's go explore it!"
"You might find that hard to do right now." Itachi said suddenly appearing out of no where.
"Where'd you come from?" Naruto asked surprised.
"If you read the script and the lines above you may know." Itachi answered hitting Naruto on the head.
"Oh……..heheheh…." Naruto muttered pulling out a script and reading it.
"Moving on……The cave is guarded by none other then Haku's rabbit you almost killed on that mission to the wave country. He (the rabbit in case you can't figure that out) is known by the name of the killer bunny!" Itachi continued as scary music played in the back ground. "LOOK THERE HE IS!" A small white rabbit comes out of the cave.
"…………..but its just a little rabbit.." A random not really known ninja said rolling there eyes.
"It's a killer rabbit I tell you!" Itachi replied. "Don't say I didn't warn you." Then Itachi decided to disappear and watch from a tree.
"This will be easy!" And three ninja's go to kill the bunny.
The bunny suddenly jumps at them killing all three.
"So….how many did we lose?" Naruto asked counting. "1….2….3…..so that's five."
"Three sir." Another random ninja corrected.
"Three. Ok……..umm….must think of another way to get ride of bunny so we can explore…" Naruto starts to try and think.
"Do we have kunai's?" Sakura asked. "Wait………some one took all our Kunai's!"
"Pssst, its part of the script." Itachi whispered to them.
"Oh….ok…….We have the Holy Hand Grenade!" Sakura said after a minute.
"Oh ya… the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Brother Maynard carries that sacred relic with him. BROTHER MAYNARD BRING OUT THE HOLY HAND GRENADE!"
A box is taken out and monks start to sing in Latin. (well….I think its Latin…)
"So…….how does this work?" Naruto asked sweat dropping.
"Dunno. CONSULT THE BOOK OF ARMAMENTS!" Sakura shouted.
"Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One." Brother Maynard told a random brother with the book.
"'And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large –'" the brother said but was interrupted.
"Skip a bit, brother." Brother Maynard said.
"'And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" Brother finished.
"Amen." Everyone coursed out of respect.
"OKIE DOKI! ONE……TWO…….FIVE!" Naruto shouted after taking the holy hand grenade.
"Three sir…" the random ninja corrected.
"THREE!" Naruto shouted and threw the holy hand grenade at the bunny. The hand grenade exploded and the bunny was gone.
"Yay! Now we can go explore!" Naruto shouted happily and they entered the cave.
As they explored the cave they were chased by a many eyed monster that suddenly disappeared when the artist had some attack and died. Then they found an exit and continued exploring surrounding areas till they had to go home.
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Me: Phweee….. hope you enjoyed the oddness of the story. .
Sasuke: . -still is happy-
Itachi: -also is partly hyper from the pill stuffed in his mouth- .
Iloveinuyasha44: Yay the pill worked!
Falcon226: Horray!
Everyone: Review please peoples!