Padfoot Sirius- I rock more
Okay. Here's the deal. I'm handsome, hot, popular, funny, gorgeous, loved by girls all over, and hot. But how do I stay on top with a super-star quiditch player for a best friend (who also happens to be a tad good looking, funny, and smart)?
Tips on How to stay cool with super-star quiditch player for a best friend
- out-cool him! Do something he can't do. For example, James may be popular, but he isn't exactly the king of maturity. Look suave and debonair, while James looks like a little kid playing with a broom! Sorry James...
- Leave the hair, long and down. Girls like that better the messy and short. Or they should. It's hotter.
-...Oh, I don't know, I don't have time for all you, I have better things to do...like fix my hair, or play a prank on James or something...Hey James! Drink this! (slips unlucky-potion into James' pumpkin juice) It'll make you feel out and about! (Or, lousy and drowsy!)
-LOOK BORED!
CLIP!
of Sirius' doodles in class..."the ocean"
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Sirius- "Aww, c'mon, I've made better ones! You're just trying to make me look conceited!Me- Why don't I show em the one you made of James?"
Sirius- "No, please don't I'll show it to the public when I'm ready!"
Me- "Sirius, Why are you so insecure?"
Sirius- "Well...I've kind of always been an aspiring artist...I'm really soulful inside...but don't you dare tell anyone that, especially not James, or I'll never hear the end of it, and I'll be forced to hex you!...plus, mum's not really so supportive of my career. She wanted me to be a lawyer."
Me- "Awww how sweet! But don't worry, I won't tell!"
Sirius- "Goody."