Wormtail Peter- Moony has a point there. What are you guys talking about, anyways?-

Me- hansome, brave, witty, brilliant, and brave. No Sirius, I'm not clueless. I'm smart. and brave. Well, sometimes, I can be a bit of a scaredy cat (mouse, tee hee, I made that pun up my self! no help from James), but it's very rarely! But when am, I can always rely on my terrific friends with perfect timing, that for sure to come and save me. Of course I'd do the same for them. It's just that, well...they don't really need me, much.

CLIP!

Peter- help, help the spider pointing to a tiny black spider on a window ledge It's going to eat me!

Sirius- Bursts into the room at that exact moment...how coincidental! Don't worry Peter! I'll seve you! crushes spider

Peter- Oh Sirius, however can I repay you?

Sirius- Well, I guess you could do my math h.w...though, I wasn't really planning on failing the subject...

Peter- Hardy har.

how to work for the Dark Lord, while having awesome friends, and keeping out of shape!

tip # 1- never skimp on the cupcakes!

tip # 2- keep a low profile while carrying out dark missions. No one would suspect old fat Petey!

tip # 3- Friends are good. They protect you. Keep it that way. If you're really defenseless- which I'm not...not really- they'll feel sorry for you, and take you under their wing. Or invisibility cloak. Tee hee.

tip # 4- did I mention I like cupcakes?

tip # 5- Stick up for your friends. I figured out, after numerous occasions, that they like it better that way.

tip # 6- Don't mess up Dark Lord's plans. Although he's just starting out, he plans to get bigger, and bigger, and bigger...

tip # 6- with icing, and sprinkles, and...

That's all for now folks! Ol' Petey's getting a little bit drowsy. Weird, ain't it? it's still light out! I just hope it's not like last time, where Padfoot and Prongs slipped that Sleeping potion into my pumpkin juice. I think Moony told them off for tha...tha...th...chhhhhh...zzzzzzz...shhhhhh...chhhhhhh...zzzz...shhhhh...

Good Night Peter.

zzzzzzzz

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