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The Last Girl Standing

Chapter Two: Let the games begin

K-Dog the Fire Beast and Ranma walk on to the set. Both are sweating a lot and look like they have both been through one hell of a workout.

"Thanks for the workout." Ranma told him smiling. "Your pretty good."

"Thank you." K-Dog said smiling as well. "I always have enjoyed a challenge. Notices readers. Oh, hello. You're back. Welcome to the first match of The Last Girl Standing."

"Who're you talking too?" Ranma asked curious.

"Our readers." K-Dog replied pointing at them.

"Readers?" Ranma said as he looks. "Hey! There are people out there!"

"Yes. They are reading this to find out who will win this competition." K-Dog explained.

"Cool." Ranma said. "So it's kinda like television."

"Exactly!" K-Dog told him as a large screen is lowered behind him. "Ladies and gentlemen, lets go to the field for our first game."

The screen turns on and the eight girls in the show are revealed standing in what appears to be a park. Akane is dressed in her usual gi, while Ukyo is dressed in her usual combat clothes. Shampoo is wearing one of her short Chinese dresses while Kodachi is in her leotard. Nabiki and Kasumi are both wearing sweats and Mai Valentine is wearing her usual purple revealing outfit. Finally, Gina Diggers is dressed in her usual pith helmet and archeology clothes. All of them are stretching and warming up.

"I would like to take this time to introduce our special guest star and field reporter for the first game." K-Dog announced. "Please give a warm welcome to the infamous, Lupin the 3rd!"

A man dressed in a red suit jacket with a dark blue button up shirt, white slacks, black shoes and a light purple tie. He had black hair and huge sideburns.

"Hello there in the studio!" Lupin said. "It's a beautiful day today and were all set here for the first competition."

"So, what're you gonna make them do?" Ranma asked curious as he and K-Dog sat in a couple of chairs that appeared.

"A simple sporting event." K-Dog told him.

"Boring." Ranma replied. He started getting up to leave. "I'm hitting the buffet."

"Okay, but your going to miss the event." K-Dog said. "The Panda-Put!"

"Huh?" Ranma responded as a bound and gagged Genma Saotome in his Panda form is brought out on the screen.

#I didn't sign up for this!# flip #Help me! Somebody! Anybody!#

"Pops?" Ranma muttered in shock. "What's he doing there?"

"He's…willingly volunteered to be our target, I mean, Panda for the first game." K-Dog explained. "Lupin, tell us how it's done."

"The rules are simple. Each girl will use any means they wish to launch Gen…I mean the panda a distance." Lupin explained. "To aid us in judging the distance we have five different pools to help us. At one hundred yards is a pool filled with porcupines trained to shoot their needles at pandas and overweight idiots. The second at two hundred yards is filled with piranha. The third at three hundred yards is filled with sulfuric acid. The fourth at four hundred yards is filled with every known wild cat in existence and they've been trained to attack pandas. Our final pool at five hundred yards is filled with hot water. But surrounding the pool is every person Genma has ever promised his son in marriage to, robbed, etc. Each of them had been equipped with ten thousand volt tasers specially deigned for the police, but we're field testing them for them."

#HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!#

"Alright, let's start the games." K-Dog said as Ranma took his seat again. He wasn't going to miss this for the world.

"First up is Akane Tendo." Lupin reported as she walked up and malleted Gen…the panda into the air. "She's got a good distance! He's going, going…"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Came a sound off screen.

"He's in the porcupines!" Lupin announced. "Akane leads with one hundred yards!"

Scoreboard:

Akane: One hundred yards.

Ukyo:

Shampoo:

Kodachi:

Nabiki:

Kasumi:

Mai:

Gina:

"Next up is miss Ukyo." Lupin stated.

The young Okonomiyaki chef walked up and punted the panda into the air with her spatula. He came right down in the piranha. Shampoo then quietly walked up and took her turn knocking him into the wild cats.

"Hmmm, Shampoo wasn't feeling well." The Amazon muttered. "Shampoo try again yes?"

"Only one try per girl." Lupin informed her as Kodachi stepped up.

"How're you making sure pop doesn't get away?" Ranma asked curiously.

"He's attached to a special unbreakable diamondfillamint cord we got on sale at the Futurama garage sale." K-Dog explained. "You'd be amazed at what they were selling."

"What else did you buy?" Ranma asked.

"What's up meatwads?" A voice said as Ranma looked behind him and saw Bender the robot standing behind him.

"You bought Bender?" Ranma muttered in disbelief.

"Sure." K-Dog told him. "I actually had no choice. He wanted out so he bought himself with my credit card. Since then we've reached an understanding."

"Yeah. I steal from other people and he leaves me alone." Bender explained as he sat down in a third chair that appeared.

"Exactly." K-Dog said as they looked at the screen and saw that Kodachi had scored two hundred yards.

"Next up is Nabiki Tendo." Lupin announced as the Ice Queen walked up. She swung a mallet just like Akane and sure enough Genma landed in the sulfuric acid.

Scoreboard:

Akane: One hundred yards.

Ukyo: Two hundred yards.

Shampoo: Four hundred yards.

Kodachi: Two hundred yards.

Nabiki: Three hundred yards.

Kasumi:

Mai:

Gina:

"Next is Kasumi Tendo." Lupin announced as the eldest and kindest Tendo sister took her position.

#Kasumi! Thank god!# flip #Save me! Save me!#

"Hiyah!" Kasumi screamed as she launched him into the air with her own mallet attack.

"I feel we should mention that Kasumi was once in consideration for this event in the Anime Olympics." K-Dog stated. "Rumor has it she was a shoe in for the gold medal for Team Nerima. She only refused the honor because she had to take care of her family."

"Well she hasn't lost her old form because the panda is five hundred yards!" Lupin announced smiling. "Way to go Ms. Tendo."

"Oh my!" Kasumi said smiling sweetly. "I haven't done that in years. What fun!"

"Next up is Mai Valentine." Lupin stated.

Mai walked up to her position and put a duel disk on around her wrist then put an Amazon Swordswoman card on it. The Swordswoman then charged forward and slammed the panda into the air and into the piranha.

Finally it was Gina's turn as she walked up to take her position. She then reached into her pocket and pulled out a futuristic looking gun and blasted the panda right into…the wildcats.

"There you have it ladies and gentlemen!" Lupin said excited. "The final scores are as follows."

Scoreboard:

Akane: One hundred yards.

Ukyo: Two hundred yards.

Shampoo: Four hundred yards.

Kodachi: Two hundred yards.

Nabiki: Three hundred yards.

Kasumi: Five hundred yards.

Mai: Two hundred yards.

Gina: Four hundred yards.

"The winner of the first immunity challenge is Kasumi Tendo!" Lupin announced proudly. "Kasumi is hereby not eligible to be voted off in the next round!"

"Now that's what I call a contest!" Ranma cheered happily. "What have you got planned next time?"

"Something really special." K-Dog assured him. "For now though, let's go down to Lupin to talk with our winner."

"Kasumi, you've just won the first immunity challenge for The Last Girl Standing. How do you feel?" Lupin asked her.

"I feel wonderful Mr. Lupin." Kasumi told him. "This was a very vigorous competition and I can't wait for the next round."

"There you have it folks, Kasumi Tendo's reaction." Lupin spoke. "Well, it's been a hard day down here, especially on that panda, but we can say we truly say that we witnessed the true spirit of competition today."

"LLLLLUUUUUPPPPPIIIIINNNNN!" A loud and angry voice yelled out.

The camera pans to see an angry looking man in a trenchcoat come charging on to the scene.

"Zenigata!" Lupin mutters in disbelief. "It's been fun, but I have to go!"

We watch as Lupin runs for his life with Zenigata in hot pursuit. The screen then fades to black.

"Well, there you have it." K-Dog said. "Now it's up to you the readers. Vote for the girl you wish to see eliminated and on January 15th I along with my specially gathered staff will tally the votes and present you with the first elimination and the our next contest. But this contest will have something special. One of two, Double Immunity Challenges! See you all then."

Voting List:

Akane:

Ukyo:

Shampoo:

Kodachi:

Nabiki:

Kasumi: Immune

Mai:

Gina:

The Voting starts, the second you review. If you choose to vote that is. To be continued…