A/N – Dancing! Dirrrty Dancing xP

Disclaimer – J.K. Rowling owns all Harry Potter characters. I own Alias Demos.

Dance like No One's watching

"Before you tuck yourselves into bed, I would like to announce that on Sunday there will be a welcome back dance. Everyone is expected to attend with a date." Every guy sighed and basically every girl squealed in joy. Although no one failed to notice the loud echoing in the Great Hall. "Bloody hell!" They all looked up to see Alias glaring daggers at McGonagall who was smirking as if to say Payback time. Alias slid down the wall and stood next to Harry. "Do you think anyone would mind if I killed McGonagall?" He made a face at her, having figured out she basically had to listen to what he said while here to keep up the pretense of being his pet. "No killing any Professors. Draco Malfoy I might let you kill, but no Professors." She sighed and walked along behind him dutifully as he made his way to the Gryffindor Common Room. Upon reaching the portrait of the Fat Lady they were stopped. Although Harry had spoken the correct password the Fat Lady refused to let them in. "Why won't you let us in?" The Fat lady glared contemptuously at Alias. "Gryffindors only." Alias glared right back but walked off. "Its okay Harry, I have a room to stay in, and besides I have to go help with a very big family problem of Hagrid's." Harry nodded knowing that she meant Grawp. "Tell him I say hi." She turned to look at him, an eyebrow raised. "Hagrid or the problem?" Harry laughed. "Both I suppose. And tell the problem that Hermy says hi." Alias laughed. "Mione will kill you if you call her that in public."

As it was a very murderous looking Gryffindor with brown hair and a certain heavy object in her hand was heading towards Harry. He ran into the common room, trying to hide. It didn't work. Some crashing could be heard in the common room as Harry begged for his life. Thankfully for him Mione was not inclined to kill him. After he killed Voldie-Pants would be a different matter. As Harry lay in his bed that night he finally realized, he had to ask a girl to the dance tomorrow. Well he knew that Mione and Ron were going. Padma, Lavender, Pavarti, basically all the good girls were taken. Even Luna. He sighed, only one girl left to ask. His pet.

The next day was very odd for Harry. He woke up with a girl sitting on the end of his bed, meditating. He cleared his throat to get her attention. It didn't work. As he rubbed the sleep from his eyes he recognized her as Alias. "Sass how the hell did you get in here?" She pointed to the window, where Hedwig sat very proud of herself. "Don't blame the bird; it was a rat for a way in." She smirked slightly and got off of his bed, throwing his clothes at him. "Oh and by the way you need to ask a girl to go to the dance with you. I know that three girls are still available. Pansy Parkinson, Hannah Abbot and Susan Bones." That isn't a very wide variety, Harry thought to himself. Well moment of truth. "Alias will you go to the dance with me?" She actually let half of a smile grace her features. "Get dressed and get to breakfast. You're going to Hogsmeade to get a tux. No dress robes if you're going with me." He silently thanked her. He hated those things.

After breakfast he had done as he was told. Getting a tux, he found out that it was a good thing he had gotten a tux because well it turned out to be a somewhat formal event. Dress robes were not to be worn. Ron was thankful. Harry came and sat down at the Gryffindor table to find Ron and Alias talking. She was everywhere! "I'm glad that no dress robes are allowed. That lace on my dress robes is so feminine." Alias smirked and leaned against him like Ginny did when she was bugging him. "But cupcake lace is so hot on guys." He laughed and pushed her away. "So I'm a cupcake now? Well then you're a rat. Your favorite food I hear." She punched him and he punched her back. "God brother and sister already are we?" They looked over at Harry who they hadn't even noticed.

They smiled sheepishly. McGonagall stood up to get attention. Everyone looked at her. Especially the Slytherins. They were afraid that if they didn't Harry would set his pet on them. "The dance will be tonight since everyone has a date." She sent a knowing look at Harry and Alias. Harry turned red and Alias threw a pierce of mutton at her. It hit her square in the nose. "Alias what was that for?" McGonagall didn't keep her voice down; she didn't care if the entire school heard their conversation. Alias apparently didn't either. "Well Minerva, since we're on a first name basis, that was for the horribly mean comment you made to me." McGonagall put a fake shocked look on her face. "What pray tell did I say to you Alias?" Alias decided to make this into a war of the wits. "Well do you remember when you horribly drunk on the fire whiskey? Well you came over to me and said that I looked like a poodle with a buzz cut." McGonagall narrowed her eyes behind her spectacles.

"Perhaps I did, but that was only because you got me drunk and you did look like a poodle with a buzz cut at the time." Another piece of mutton hit McGonagall in the nose. "You gave me the haircut. Against my wishes might I add?" McGonagall picked up the mutton and threw it right back. The entire school was just a little freaked out. Their Headmistress and former strictest teacher was having a mutton war with Harry Potter's pet! Finally both Headmistress and pet walked out of the Great Hall. Covered in mutton, gravy, bread, corn and various other types of food. There was even a nice little crown of custard on McGonagall's head. While Alias had a cherry tomato for a nose. Their heads were held high as they still threw things at each other while leaving. Just random things.

They were finally out of sight and the entire Great Hall, teachers included, burst into tears laughing. After a few minutes everyone left to get ready for the upcoming dance that would be there in 3 hours. For Harry 3 hours flew by fast. Before he knew it he was waiting in the common room for Alias to come down. Mione had insisted that she needed Alias' help getting ready. He was an hour early before the dance started. There was a loud scream from upstairs. He could hear the door banging shut as Alias stumbled down the stairs. Coughing and nearly crying. "I will never understand girl's obsession with hairspray. I mean every piece of hair in there, except mine, is solid as a rock!" She coughed a few more times and stood up straight. Proceeding to walk down the stairs. Harry couldn't help but drool. He noticed that a lot of other guys were drooling over his date as well. She cleared her throat. "Stop drooling boys. You look like dogs and you don't want me to hiss on your asses." They all wiped the drool off their faces and closed their mouths.

Alias stood in front of Harry wearing the most beautiful outfit he had ever seen. She wore a pair of black jeans with zippers along the legs. Some of the zippers were left open so it showed some skin. The shirt stopped just below her breasts and from there down it was in tatters. Though it looked good it looked as if claws had been run through it. He got the distinct impression they had. On the front of the shirt, the part that was still intact was a red cougar. The shirt had one strap that started on the left side of her shirt and went around the back at a diagonal over her right shoulder. She turned in a circle for him. The back of the shirt was in tatters as well. It showed she wasn't afraid to show some skin. Let alone her muscles which were very well defined for a woman.

"What do you think?" He looked at her face. She had something on her lips that just made them shine their natural color. She had very light red eye shadow on but it looked good. She had on eyeliner and all it did was bring out the color of her eyes. He was shocked. Her long brown hair was left to fall free. He was afraid he was drooling again. "Beautiful." Alias smiled happily but then her eyes widened in shock. Lavender and Pavarti came down the stairs. Three bottles of hairspray with each of them. "Alias! You didn't hairspray your hair yet! It's going to be a mess by the end of the dance!" Alias ran as fast as she could in her high heeled boots. She made it to the fireplace before they caught up to her. They cornered her. Their was hairspray everywhere. Guys were coughing and crying from the smell and how it stung their eyes. There was a sound like when a cat gets thrown or stepped on. That horrendous shriek of a cat, coming from within the mist of hairspray. Suddenly something flew out of the cloud of hairspray and flew at Harry. Reacting quickly he caught whatever it was; it was an empty hairspray bottle. He was afraid for Alias but knew he couldn't go in there.

Another two bottles came out of the cloud as Lavender went to get more hairspray. She came back with about give more bottles of hairspray. He gulped. "Crap I feel sorry for her." When they were finally done, which took a good 20 minutes Alias came crawling out of the cloud sneezing her head off. Somehow she had managed to protect her hair. "Alias why are you crawling? Why not walk? They said that they're done with your head." She glared and pointed at her pants. "They basically hair sprayed my pants. They won't bend so I can't walk in them. So I have to crawl." She crawled up the stairs to the boys dorms. "I'm going to your room; it's safe there…I hope." She came back down a few minutes later wearing the same outfit but she looked like she wasn't going to die coughing. She had something in her hand. "If you'll excuse me I have work to do." She pulled a gas mask on over her head and walked up the stairs to the girls dorms. There were more screams and a cat scream again. When Alias came down she was very proud of herself. "Well the hairspray is dead. I threw it out the window at the Giant Squid." She threw the gas mask away and ran to the portrait. "Harry we leave now before they can attack again!"

When they reached the dance Harry was quite surprised to find that they were playing muggle music instead of the regular wizard music. As soon as Alias' feet hit the dance floor she started dancing to a song unknown to him. "Alias what the hell kind of song is this?" She danced a few seconds longer before coming back over to him. "Sugar We're Going Down." He had heard the music before. He wasn't one to dance, especially when people were around. He watched her dance to the beat. She was good. The song switched to one he knew well. We be burnin' by Sean Paul. He tapped his foot to the beat; he saw Alias singing while she danced. He couldn't hear her but he was sure she didn't sound bad. He got up and went over to her. "You like dancing don't you?" She nodded and grabbed his shoulders and was about to make him dance when he saw Ron and grabbed at the excuse. "I have to go talk to Ron." He ran to Ron who was watching Mione and Alias dancing with each other. Ron and Harry sat watching their dates dancing for a while. Mione came to sit down. The music stopped and Professor Stanwick stood up at the DJ booth. "I'll take requests now." Draco had seen Alias dancing and wanting to get back at her the best way he knew how he went to the DJ booth. He whispered a song into the Professor's ear. "Alright I have two requests here. For the song Dirrty by Christina Aguilera to be played, and also to have Ms Alias Demos dance by herself to this song." Everyone left the dance floor. Alias was all alone now.

She shrugged and waited for the song to start. It started with two guys talking and sort of rapping. She was already moving her hips to the beat. Harry was transfixed by the way she seemed so calm. He had heard this song played when Mione had dragged him to a club. No girls seemed to ever want to dance to this song because of the lyrics. Mione came over to Harry. "Harry do you think she's heard the lyrics to this song before?" Harry shrugged not a clue. The song actually started and at the first strong bass beat, Alias jumped forward landing on one foot. The other one paced back two hits of the floor before she went back on that foot spun and landed in the splits. Her arms went up and back as she did a back handspring off the floor. Her hips moved to the beat never missing a step. He heard the lyrics that offended so many girls. "I need that uh…to get me off. Sweating till my clothes come off." He could understand why most girls would be offended. Alias didn't seem to be offended. At those lyrics she did something that amazed everyone. She went down in a crouch and came up, thrusting her pelvis out and onto her tip toes. The dance went from there. Harry found himself transfixed with her body and the way she moved her hips.

The song was over and Alias came over to him. She grabbed his drink and took a swig of it. "I love that song." All Harry could do was stare at her. "How did you learn to dance like that and why do you love that song? Most girls are offended by it." She smirked. "Well I love that song because most girls are offended by it and also because it's a great dance song. And I didn't learn to dance. You don't have to learn to dance to be a good dancer. I'm sure if you let yourself go you could be a good dancer too." She smirked at him. He shook his head. "No way in hell." Draco came over to her; he didn't look like he was going to pick a fight. He stood there in front of her for a second. "What Malfoy?" He shook his head. "How did you do that dance move…?" She raised a brow at his question. "Which dance move Malfoy? There were quite a few in there." He glared. "The one where you dropped down and pulled yourself up." She stood up. And did the same move. "That one?" He nodded. "Practice." He looked shocked but walked away seeing she was done talking to him and might turn him into a ass munch again if he didn't leave.