Title: Hao and 0.0 me?

Title chapter: Not them again...

Warning: Craziness ddddddddddddduh:P and baaaad language means insulting!

Summary: Hao meets me and my yami like again poor Hao...

Disclaimer: Am I rich? Nope. Am I a boy? Nope. Can I draw very good? Nope only good so nope I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!

Rustyspoons: Hao is a firemaker! He's the brother of Yoh Asakura, here he is called Zeke blegh but I like Hao better, he's from Shaman King! Thanks for reviewing both of my stories! I'll do my best to keep it like this! Very quick!

Lady of Darkand Light: I told you it was pointless, but funny! I kind of made this up when I was bored heheh. Thanks for reviewing!

NightmareShadow: Yay reviews they make me happy! Thanks.

Andrea Nefisto: Evil me: I was supposed not to scare him, we weren't even supposed to be in the story. ((Glares at me)) But because everyone liked it and five people reviewed, we'll continue! Oh and thanks for reviewing!

MiStrall: I AM funny... ahem that was a little arrrogant, nahhh anyway, I like fun! So yeah thanks for reviewing my story!

A/N: My god I never knew I even would GET reviews for this story! Thanks everyone who reviewed! I am happy! ((Makes a happy dance))

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Hao sighed deep and landed on a building in the city. 'Those two were insane...' he said sweatdropping. Spirit of Fire dissapeared while he started to float down unnoticed. 'I wonder what the Hell... Hell... FUCK I'M DOING IT AGAIN! WHAT THE HECK WAS WRONG WITH THOSE TWO GIRLS?' Hao shouted while some people looked at him frowning.

'...' Hao remained silent while staring at the people. 'Strange boy...' someone said and walked further. Hao sighed and started to walk further too. 'Now what did I had to get...?' Hao said thinking. He thought, and thought, and landed outside of the city... on a open field... 'Hao, your here again!' The authoress said walking over to him wiht a smile.

'0.0...' Hao stared at her. All of a sudden a girl tripped over him and landed on the ground. Hao stared at her too. 'T.T Not you two again...' he whined soft. 'Yes we like you too.' Evil Sammie said. 'And I now have a name! KURAYAMI!' Kurayami said laughing wicked. 'Yeah, that's her new name!' Sammie said smiling.

'... what does it means?' Hao finally asked curious. Kurayami glanced at him. 'Your a japanese for Christ sake! It means Darkness look!' she yelled throwing a dictionary to Hao's head. Hao grabbed it just in time before it would've collided with his head. 'Why thanks.' he sneered and looked under the word Kurayami. Kurayami grinned wicked. 'See! Darkness!' she said happy.

Hao nodded carefully and backed away slightly. 'I... Am... Getting... Insane... Of.. Them...' he said soft. Sammie and Kurayami looked at eachother and finally walked over to Hao very sweetly. 'T.T Don't trust them...' he said softly and was ready to run away when Kurayami grabbed his arm. 'Nope stay here, cause we want to.' Kurayami whispered something in his ear.

'O.o...' Hao stared at Kurayami while she drew her dagger grinning wicked. Hao backed away slightly and stared at her even more. '... heheh... Sweet soca what she love and what she needah. Sweet soca what the young girl needah. Sweet Soca what she love and what she needah. Sweet soca what the young girl needah.' Sammie sang trying to ignore the shouts of Hao.

'Hey come back here!' Kurayami shouted running after Hao who was shouting murder and fire and many more trying to get away from her. 'Come on Hao! Sharp stuff are fun!' Kurayami said smirking. 'GET AWAY FROM ME YOU TWO ARE INSANE! EVEN MORE INSANE THEN I AM!' Hao shouted and tripped over Sammie's leg who whistled innocent and looked at the sky.

Hao glared at Kurayami and then at Sammie. 'THIS DOES IT!' he shouted fire starting to surround him. Sammie grabbed a picture and gave it to Hao. 'Wha?' Hao asked looking at the picture. 'Thas your girlfriend!' she said smiling brightly. 'Wow she lo—GIRLFRIEND!' Hao shouted glaring at the two of them. 'Yep, her name is Arwen, you'll be seeing her in another story!' Kurayami said smiling broadly.

'o.O... you two are insane... what are you blathering about? ARE YOU TWO SHAMANS TRYING TO BEAT ME?' he yelled ready to summon Spirit of Fire. 'Insane we are yes!' Kurayami said smiling. 'And we balther about everything!' Sammie said hugging Hao. 'SO NEXT STORY OF SHAMAN KING YOU'LL MEET HER!' she yelled.

Hao remained silent and shrugged Sammie off. 'You.. You two... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!' he yelled and ran off back to the city. 'Now why'd he leave so quick?' Sammie asked. 'Who knows.' Kurayami said shrugging and started walking. 'Oh well... We'll see him again anyday!' Sammie said and followed Kurayami.

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Me: I know I know... short... but I hope funny anyway! I have been busy with chatting with my friends, next chap will be up soon! And would you be so kind to R&R please? ((Chibi eyes))

Kurayami: I have a whole new name and sharp stuff rulezzzzzzzzz MWUAHAHAHA!

Hao: ... ((Stares at them)) I'll be gone... ((Walks off))

Arwen: YAY! Next chap i'm in maybe! ((Big smile))

Kurayami: If it depends on me next chap your lying dead on the ground ((Carresses her dagger))

Arwen: ((Glances at Kurayami))

Me: Eheheheh... R&R while we'll be going bye bye! ((Runs off))

Kurayami: ((Grins wicked towards Arwen))

Arwen: Eheheheh... ((Runs off))

Kurayami: Anyway ((Huge grin)) Bye bye everyone don't forget to review or else no other chap! ((Runs off))