Title: Hao and 0.0 me?

Title chapter: Insanity mwuahahah

Warning: Craziness and cursing :P heheh.

Summary: Hao met me and my yami again... heheh, he is getting insane of uss and now... the power of imagination! Means I won't tell you what will come next. Heheh.

Disclaimer: MWUAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHHAH!

Kurayami: ((Scratches her cheek)) Weren't you supposed to... say the dis?

Oh yeaaaaaaaaaah, thnx! Anyway I don't own Shaman King... T.T

lil.blu. clover: Hey hey. Yeah I like Hao's obsession with Hell too ((Big grin)) Anyway. He is after all fire, and he loves fire, and Hell is fire.. Hao is fire... FIRE! HAO LOVESSS FIRE! Anyway, thanks for reviewing the chap.

Andrea Nefisto: Well that's the whole point of this story to have a good laugh, or else I wouldn't have maked it. And I admit.. he's getting a trauma of us ((Acts as innocent as an angel)) Is that a bad thing? Naaaaah. Hao: ((Sweatdrops)) anyway, thanks for reviewing and enjoy the other chap of insanity.. along as i'll still have it... heheh... byebye.

Exploded toilet bowl: I think it is.. this is random heheh... and all the insanity is in here! ((Points at head)) Kurayami: That's where it always is you baka. Me: Oh... heheh anyway thanks for reviewing! And have a nice day with this hilarious new chap!

Rustyspoons: It wasn't corny! Osore be controlled or else I will send love to you! Mwuahahaha, ahem okay so your right a story a day keeps the penguins a—((Stares at a penguin)) Kurayami... a little help please? Kurayami: ((Busy with her shrap stuff)) Me: Kurayami? Kurayami: ((Doesn't listens)) Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! ((Runs away being chased by a penguin)) Kurayami: ((Looks up)) Did I heard something? ((Shrugs)) Must've been my imagination. Sharp stuff! ((Grins wicked and continues with her sharp stuff))

Nani-What

Baita-Bitch

Ne-Hey

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Hao rubbed his forehead and leaned against a wall. 'Oh God... why do you hate me?' he hissed. 'Because your an insane asshole trying to take over the world and kill all humanity.' God said. Hao looked around and finally shrugged. 'YEAH HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT! PLEASE GO TO HELL AND--...' he stopped midsence and smiled big. 'Hell...' he said soft while a boy tagged his arm.

Hao looked down right in they boys eyes. 'WHAT?' he asked. 'Oh, I had to say that you are insane.' the boy said and walked off again. 'Insane... yes... I AM INSANE! HUMANS FEAR ME CAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE CONQUERING THIS WORLD! MWUAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!' Hao said laughing madly.

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Yoh stared out of the window. 'Did I just heard Hao?' he asked Horo. 'Who? That prick? Naaaah.' Horo said and continued eating. Yoh looked at Ren. 'Don't you dare look at me, like I should know the answer... pff stupid Yoh.' Ren muttered. 'Well gee Ren, I thought you knew everything, or maybe.. after all... you are just a stupid boy who knows nothing!' Horo said laughing.

Yoh looked from Horo to Ren. 'Well... i'll.. go outside...' he said and sneaked off. 'WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BLUEHAIRED FREAK!' Ren yelled. 'WHAT DID YOU SAY SHARKTAIL?' Horo yelled. 'BLUEHAIRED FREAK! SHOULD I SPELL IT FOR YOU! B-L-U-E-H-A-I-R-E-D F-R-E-A-K!' Ren yelled pissed off.

'YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?' Horo screamed. 'LIKE YOU CAN BEAT ME!' Ren yelled and flung himself at Horo who attacked back. And all were happy... -.-;;; not... Yoh looked inside one more time and sighed. 'Well atleast everything alright here... No weird stuff... just the usual...' he said and started to walk.

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Hao stared at all the humans who stared back. 'WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT YOU PATHETIC HUMANS! I! HAO ASAKURA! WILL ONE DAY BE YOUR LEADER! MWUAHAHAHA!' he said laughing madly and summoned Sprit of Fire jumping on him and flying away.

Everyone looked at eachother wide eyed. 'Oh don't worry mommy, that boy must've escaped the nutshouse.' A little girl said. Everyone stared at her. 'Eh.. well.. uh it is possible...' she muttered and looked away. Everyone shrugged it off pretty fast and continued what they were doing, thinking that boy was playing in a movie they had to shoot here.

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And then Hao landed at a graveyard, smiling, 'This is a much better place!' he said smiling. Spirit of Fire dissapeared and all of a sudden a girl appeared in front of him. 'Wait.. i've seen her before...' he said and thought. 'Hi i'm Arwen!' the girl said smiling. 'Shhh! Don't you see i'm busy trying to figure out who you are.' Hao said and thought some more.

'But... I just said my name... it's Arwen...' Arwen said. 'SHHH! I am trying to figure out who you are!' Hao said again. Arwen frowned and sat down on a gravestone. 'Wait I almost got it...' Hao said. 'I just said my name... it's Arwen.' Arwen muttered. 'SHHHHHHHHHHHT!' Hao said. 'okay okay...' Arwen said shrugging.

All of a sudden Sammie and Kurayami popped up out of nowhere like always. -.-;;;;. 'Hey Hao-sama!' Sammie said smiling brightly. 'SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT! I AM TRYING TO THINK!' he said and continued to think. Kurayami and Sammie looked at eachother frowning. 'Well... he didn't acted startled...' Kurayami said pouting. 'I know...' Sammie said frowning.

'He's thinking!' Arwen said smiling. 'WAIT I GOT IT! YOUR THAT SELFMADE GIRL OF THOSE TWO INSANE FREAKS, ARWEN!' Hao finally yelled. 'I already told you three times...' Arwen said sighing. 'o.O... you two again...' Hao said looking at Sammie and Kurayami. 'Hiya!' they both said smirking.

Hao twitched and finally laughed wicked. Kurayami and Sammie looked at eachother. 'We love you too Hao.' they said wicked. Arwen hugged Hao. 'I am your girlfriend and don't worry me and my spirit will protect you!' she said protective and glared at them. Sammie and Kurayami started to laugh.

'Protect me with your spirit... okay...' Hao said. 'Yes my Spirit of Water!' she said cheery. 'WHAT THE HELL? Oh... Hell...' he said smiling brightly. 'Hell...' he said again dreaming away. 'Hell is good... much fire.. wonderfull Hell, everyone has to like Hell!' Hao said smiling broadly. They stared at him. 'I mean come on there is eve a nice dog waiting for you with three heads! And all that fire you'll never feel cold, yeah fire is sooo good!' he said.

Sammie and Kurayami looked at eachother. 'And then...' Sammie said. 'They say we are crazy...' Kurayami said. 'o.O I DID IT AGAIN GOD DAMN HIM!' Hao shouted stomping a feet on the ground. 'What do you got with Hell?' Kurayami asked. 'Oh Hell...' Hao said. 'GOD DAMN IT STOP SAYING THAT!' he yelled after it.

Kurayami smirked. 'This is gonna be fun, Hell.' She said grinning. 'Hell... isgood... good Hell... Hell is warm... Hell is fire!' he said smiling broadly. 'GOD DAMN YOU STUPID BAITA STOP SAYING THAT! IT'S NOT FUNNY!' Hao yelled. 'What dear Hao Hell is good I totally believe you, Hell Hell Hell!' Kurayami said grinning wicked. Hao smiled drowsy. 'Hell...'

Arwen started laughing which made Hao snap out of it. 'GOD DAMN IT STOP IT NOW!' he yelled and grabbed a stick banging it on Kurayami's head. '0.0...' Arwen and Sammie stared at them. 'O.o stop stop! I'll stop! My sweetheart!' Kurayami said protecting her head. Hao stopped shocked. 'What... how... did you.. called me?' he shouted shocked. 'Ahh...' Kurayami said grinning and walked over to Hao.

'Aishiteru Hao, come with me.' She said wicked. 'o.O... AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!' Hao shouted and ran away quickly. Kurayami and Sammie glanced at eachother. 'Why'd he go now? It was starting to get fun.' Kurayami said wicked. Arwen sweatdropped and looked at Hao screaming and running away. 'I'll be following him then...' she said sighing and ran after him.

Kurayami sat down on a stone and smirked. 'I like this day, you did very good this time Sammie.' she said chuckling devilish. 'I admit. Poor Hao hahahah!' Sammie said and snickered sitting on another gravestone. 'Well shall we be going then?' Kurayami said. 'Yup, I still have a drawing to finish.' Sammie said while they dissapeared into thin air.

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Me: MWUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH THE POWER OF THE AUTHORESS!

Kurayami: I still don't like it he ran away but nonetheless... Sharp stuff!

Arwen: ((Sighs)) Let's continue this another time...

Me: Okay! Everyone R&R and I will give you... plushies of Hao! ((Starts throwing plushies))

Kurayami: I think... that you are insane hikari.

Me: Ofcourse I am I learned it from you! ((Big smile))

Kurayami: ((Sweatdrops)) Heheh okay...

Arwen: Anyway R&R and the next chap will be there soon!