Chapter 2. Two Slayers and a Boy. Okay, so it's not a one hit wonder. Oops. It ended up being longer. Couldn't help it. Love the Xander and Buffy stuff. More to come with these couples. Sorry there will be no Spike and Buffy. Thanks for all the reviews, though I was going to put another chapter even if I didn't get three reviews. Kisses! It's long!
"I know it's hard to understand, but it's true. Faith used this thing on me that changed our bodies. She's in my body now and who knows what she could be doing with it."
"How do I know you're really Buffy?"
"Ask me anything."
"Um, let me think. What were you dressed for Halloween the first year you came here?"
"An 18 century noble woman. I was trying to impress Angel and dress like one of the girls he was around during his time, but he ended up telling me he never liked those kinds of girls."
"Oh, okay. Got that right. Didn't need that much information."
"Then you believe me." Xander nods his head. "Thank you so much, Xander." She hugs him and Xander accidentally drops the pillow.
"Um, Buff. Don't move."
"Why?"
"Cause I dropped my pillow and I kinda don't want you to see me in all my glory."
"Oh." Buffy holds him close as Xander reaches for the pillow on the floor and covers himself once again.
"You can let go now." Buffy lets go and Xander sits down on the bed, still uncomfortable being naked around her. "Could you turn around, while I get some pants on?"
"Sure." Buffy turns around and Xander grabs his pants and pulls them up.
"Why come to me? Why not go to Giles?"
"Cause…I don't know. You were the closest one around."
"Okay." Buffy turns around and walks over to him. "Um, mind if I call Giles and tell him about this?"
"No, go right ahead." Xander grabs his phone and calls Giles. Buffy then heads over to Anya, who is still on the ground unconscious. She lifts her up and puts her on the bed. "Sorry about Anya."
"That's okay. Well it kind of isn't, but…"
"Hang up." Xander looks at her strangely. "I think I know where Faith could be." Xander hangs up and follows Buffy out.
"Where?"
"At the Bronze."
"Sure, likely place." They head over to the Bronze and as soon as they walk in, they see Faith/Buffy in a drinking contest with some guys. A couple minutes later, Willow and Tara enter the Bronze. Willow is in shock that Xander is with Faith. Xander covers her mouth and moves her outside. Buffy moves Tara outside, too.
"Xander, what are you doing with her?" asks Willow angry at him and pulling away.
"Will, it's not what you think," explains Xander. "This is Buffy. Faith and her switched bodies."
"What?"
"It's me, Will," says Buffy.
"How did this happen?"
"I don't know. She had some strange thing in her hand and we switched bodies."
"I…I believe you," says Tara. "I have a spell that can help you both get your bodies back. I'll need your help, Willow."
"Okay," replies Willow as she nods her head.
"You guys do that and meet back here," says Buffy and then she turns to Xander. "Xander, you've gotta keep Faith here."
"How am I going to do that?"
"You still have a crush on me?" Buffy grins.
"Huh?"
Back inside the Bronze, Xander walks over to Faith, who walks away from the men who were having a drinking contest. She sees Xander walk over to her and licks her lips.
"Hey, Buffy, thought you'd be patrolling," says Xander.
"I needed to cool off," replies Faith. She heads over to the sofa and sits down with her legs spread apart. "So, I guess it didn't last." Faith gives Xander a naughty look.
"Funny, Buffy, really funny." Xander gives her a grin. He stands up from where he is sitting and sits next to Faith. She looks at him, with a curious expression. "Buffy, I gotta say something to you."
"What's that, Xander?" Xander sighs.
"Well, I'm really not happy with Anya. I mean she's great and all, but I still like a certain blonde if you know what I mean." Faith gives him a smile and moves closer to Xander.
"Really?" Faith says this in a seductive tone. "I could give you the ride of your life if you like." Xander raises his eyebrows.
In the far ground, Buffy walks around the Bronze and tries to find a place where Faith would not see her. She then heads upstairs and hears Xander talk about something very interesting.
"I gotta be straight with you. Angel was totally bad for you."
"I know. Way too broody. Nice butt, but definitely broody."
"I kind of think that just maybe if we would have gotten together, we would have been good."
"That's so sweet, Xander." Faith touches his face. "I think I like to give you that chance since we're such good friends." Faith touches Xander's thigh.
"Really?" Xander tries to act surprised. Faith nods her head.
"Lets dance for a bit and see where the night will take us." Xander grins at her and she pulls him up and over to the dance floor. She begins to dance around him, while Xander moves just a little. Buffy, from the second floor, sees the two move across the dance floor.
Faith begins to do a naughty dance with Xander. She rubs herself against his body and he takes a big gulp. Then he sees Buffy on the second floor and she signals him to put his arm around Faith. He does so and puts them on her waist and she begins to go up and down, still rubbing against his body.
"Xander, I think I've been really stupid and not seen the stud of man that you are. Let's go to your place."
"Buffy?" Faith turns around.
"We'll go to mine. It's much comfier." Faith runs her hands down his thigh and they go over to his butt. "Very nice." Faith grins at him again and then she moves over to him and kisses him on the lips. Xander continues to follow her lead.
Buffy, from the second floor is surprised that Xander would let her do that. She begins to pout and looks away. She then realizes that she is jealous of Faith getting to kiss Xander in her body.
"Wow, Faith," says Xander and then he catches himself. "I mean, Buffy. Ah, I gotta go."
"Wait," says Faith. "Xander." She pulls him toward her.
Willow and Tara return to the Bronze pretty tired because the spell was difficult. They quickly see Xander and Faith on the dance floor and then they look for Buffy.
"Look, she's up there," says Tara. The two head around the club and find the stairs to go up to the second floor.
"Buffy," says Willow who sees her a little upset. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine, Willow," replies Buffy turning around.
"We got it. All you have to do is get Faith to touch it with you and you're back in your body."
"Okay, here I go."
"Oh, Buffy?" Buffy stops. "I didn't get to introduce you. This is, Tara. She's in Wicca group."
"It's nice meeting you, Tara. Sorry that you had to meet me in this body."
"I don't mind."
"Thanks for this." Buffy touches her on the hand and heads to the stairs.
"She's nice."
"See, I told you she would be," says Willow with a smile.
Buffy heads over to the dance floor as Xander and Faith are talking about something. She still has her grip on Xander's arm that could be bruising his arm a bit.
"Xander, you still think about Faith, don't you?" says Faith. "You just can't get enough of her."
"I didn't mean it that way, Buffy," says Xander.
"Excuse me, can I cut in?" says Buffy pushing Faith's hand away from Xander.
"Well, if it isn't the criminal," says Faith. "Thought you would be with the Watcher's Council by now, heading off to England."
"Nope, those guys were too slow for me."
"Well, I'm not." The two start throwing blows at each other. Xander steps aside. Buffy blocks, kicks, and gives it her all as Faith fares well, too. Then without Faith noticing, Buffy grabs her hand with the stone thing that Willow and Tara gave Buffy and it does its trick. The two shake a bit and their souls transfer.
Buffy falls back as does Faith. They touch themselves and breathe heavily. Faith then runs out of the Bronze, pushing people aside on her way. Xander helps Buffy up.
"Are you Buffy?" asks Xander.
"Yeah," replies Buffy.
"Where do you think she's going to go?"
"I don't know. I just hope she gets help." Buffy looks down at herself and then covers herself. "Whoa, where did those come from?" She looks down at her breasts.
"That has been running through my head ever since I saw Faith…I mean you…I mean…You know what I mean." Buffy laughs. Xander takes off his jacket and gives it to Buffy.
"Come on, I'll walk you home." The two head out of the Bronze. Willow and Tara see them from the second floor.
"They're so cute," says Tara.
"Who, Xander and Buffy?" asks Willow.
"Yeah, did they ever go out?"
"No, not really. Buffy didn't want to spoil the friendship."
"Well, I think they should."
"Me, too."
When Buffy and Xander reach Buffy's house, they stop at the door. Buffy sighs and can't seem to find something to say. Xander scratches his head.
"Thanks for the jacket," says Buffy as she takes it off and hands it to Xander.
"Anytime," replies Xander taking the jacket.
"Tell Anya I'm sorry I hit her. She must be worried about you. I mean I would."
"Yeah, I better get back to her."
"Right." Buffy looks down, finding something interesting with her shoes.
"Well, see ya." Xander heads down the steps and Buffy watches him. She heads into the house and closes the door. Buffy leans on it and rolls her eyes. She then opens the door and runs out of the house calling Xander. Xander hears her from a few feet away. He turns back around and returns to her house.
"What is it, Buffy?" Buffy walks over to him.
"Alright, I'm weird, I'm strange, I'm messed up in the head, but I need to do this." Buffy grabs Xander's head and kisses him on the lips passionately. Xander goes with it and drops the jacket and then he wraps his arms around her.
I can't help it. I love Buffy and Xander. I hoped you all enjoyed it, too. Sorry about the no Spike and Buffy. That's not my thing. Check out TammyDevil666. She did this ep too called "Body Swap" with that couple.