Title: Hao and OO me?
Title chapter: NOMORE NOMORE!
Warning: Craziness craziness and oh did I mentioned craziness?
Disclaimer: I ((Twitch)) Do ((Twitch)) Not ((Twitch)) Own ((Twitch twitch)) SHAMAN KING!
Baka: Idiot or fool -if i'm right about that-
Baita: Bitch
Nani: What
A/N: I dedicate this story to Kari2500 thanks for the great idea Kari-chan! And say hello to all the others lol I hope they weren't to shocked. Anyway, Ja Ne!
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Hao stopped running and leaned against a rock breathing heavily. 'Hao-sama you finally stopped. How great of you!' Arwen said stopping next to him. 'T.T Everybody has gone insane...' he whimpered. 'Oh... but you are too right?' she asked. '...' it remained silent. 'Well?' she asked. 'Your right... I quess...' he said sweatdropping.
All of a sudden a girl with dark brown hair and eyes popped up out of nowhere. 'Hey... that's a new one...' Hao said shocked. 'Hao-sama!' she chirped and walked over to them. 'o.O nomore...' he whined. 'No Kari he doesn't have swords!' the girl suddenly said. 'Uh...' Hao said staring at her.
'No Kiyo-san you are not going on a killing spree! We were here for Hao-sama remember!' the girl said sulking. Hao now stared at her jaws dropped. Arwen joined in and looked at the girl. 'Sakura-chan.. Your to nice sometimes if you ask me...' she said sighing. 'Ehhh.. Arwen.. is she... crazy in here?' Hao asked pointing at his head. 'Dunno... ask her...?' Arwen said frowning.
The girl gasped. 'CHI-CHAN! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!' she yelled. 'I... don't really... heheh wanna ask?' Hao said sweatdropping. All of a sudden Sammie and Kurayami popped up outta nowhere like they always do -.-;;;. 'HEY HAO-SAMA!' Kurayami yelled and wanted to hug Hao when she saw the girl.
Sammie stopped dead in her tracks and looked at the girl too. 'Hey Kari-chan your here already!' she said smiling. The girl now identified as Kari-chan nodded. 'Yes. I hope that's okay with you?' she said in a sweet soft tone. 'Oh sure that is, how have they been doing?' she asked.
'Kiyo-san still wants to go on a killing spree and I told him no but he won't listen to me...' Kari-chan said pouting. 'Yeah I know how you feel... Mizu and Kitai have been bothering me ever since they met yours...' Sammie said sighing. Hao stared at them. 'Hey Kari are you there?' Kurayami asked knocking on Kari-chans head.
'Hey yeah i'm here, you have blood and sharp stuff with you?' Kari-chan asked. Hao blinked, is had seemed the voice was different then before. 'Hey I always have!' Kurayami said grinning wickedly and drawing a long sword. 'Cool! I have my collection with me wanna see it?' Kari-chan asked.
'Always but.. I think Hao is getting slightly confused maybe we first have to say hello to him.' Kurayami said nodding and withdrew her sword. 'Oh that cutieboy over there, you think he already did it?' Kari-chan asked. Hao blinked again, now it seemed the voice had changed again!
Then a girl with ember eyes and blonde hair and a yellow schooluniform appeared next to kari-chan and ran over to Hao glomping him. 'Hao-sama my sweetheart!' she chirped kissing his cheek. '...0.0...' Hao remained silent and stared at the girl. 'My your even cuter then they told me! I am Chi-chan!' she said smiling.
At that moment a girl with a black kimono and a long sword in her hands became visible and ran over to Hao. 'Nani? You are Hao? Pff... anyway.. I am Kari... and now.. Kurayami i'll show you my collection!' she yelled and dragged Kurayami with her showing her collection. Hao became very confused while watching the girl glomping him and the other girl talking with Kurayami.
And then! Another girl appeared and walked over to Hao. 'Hi I am Kari-sama, I am the smart one among these baka's.' she said rolling her eyes at Chi-chan and Kari. Hao blinked and looked at her. 'T.T what have I done to deserve this? What?' he cried out. 'Well probaly you are just fun to be tortured.' Kari-sama said.
At that a boy with black eyes and black hair became visible. 'Anyone said torturing? I am in for that. KILLING SPREE!' he yelled running away with a sword in his hand. Kari-chan sweatdropped. 'KIYO-SAN DON'T YOU PROMISED!' she yelled running behind Kiyo-san. Hao blinked and looked at him.
When they were gone another girl became visible. She looked real cute and sweet and even though Hao was slightly uncomfortable here with a girl round his neck and another girl in front of him he smiled at her. 'Hi I am Hao-sama and you are?' he asked. The girl looked at him with her lightblue eyes and smiled. 'I am Sakura-chan, Hao-sama.' she said kindly and shook his hand.
Chi-chan looked at Kiyo-san who was returning bloody with Kari-chan behind him. 'Kiyo-chan! You haven't met Hao-sama yet!' she yelled towards them. Kiyo-san stopped dead in his tracks while his right eye started to twitch, he slowly turned around and glared at Chi-chan. 'How many times... have I told you... my name is Kiyo-SAN?' he yelled the last part.
'Um let me think.' Chi-chan said and started to think. 'Well? DONE THINKING?' Kiyo-san yelled malice hidden in his voice. 'Yes it was 58 times now it's 59 times!' she said smiling
brightly. 'EVEN A BAKA WOULD GET IT BY NOW THEN!' he yelled ready to attack Chi-chan. She blinked sweetly and looked at Kiyo-san.
Hao looked at Kiyo-san and sweatdropped. 'More... more... I am getting insane.. Those two were enough... but now more... oh Hell... hell...' he said smiling brightly and shook his head. 'No keep it together Hao...' he murmured. Chi-chan looked at him and giggled. 'You are cute when you do that!' she said and skipped towards Kari-chan who was sweatdropping.
Sammie stood next to Kari-chan and sighed. 'Well there you have it... Kiyo-san... Chi-chan... Sakura-chan... Kari-sama... and Kari... this is gonna be great I quess? Hao-sama is not gonna survive this..' she said sweatdropping. 'Uhuh...' Kari-chan said. 'I told you something like this would happen Kari-chan but would you listen? Nooo you wouldn't, you should've listened like you always do.' Kari-sama said mockingly.
'Kiyo-chan! Aren't you gonna say hi to Hao-sama?' Chii-chan asked. Kiyo-san stared at Chi-chan with a wicked grin. 'Chi-chan... that was number 60... you know that? can you say my name correct... for one time?' he asked each word dripping of poison. 'Kiyo-chan!' Chi-chan said smiling brightly. 'It seems that she will never learn to call you Kiyo-CHAN, Kiyo-chan.' Kari-sama said mockingly.
'...KYAAAAA!' Kiyo-san yelled chasing Kari-sama and Chi-chan. Kari-chan and Sammie sweatdropped and stared at them. 'Quess they won't stop fighting no...' Sammie said with a nervous giggle. 'Uhuh...' Kari-chan said. 'Um.. Would you please stop hunting them Kiyo-san?' Sakura-chan asked timide. Kiyo-san ignored her and continued hunting kari-sama and Chi-chan.
'Here Kurayami let's trade this dagger for that one!' Kari said. 'Oh but this is a very good dagger.. How about that one?' Kurayami asked pointing at another dagger. 'Okay if you want that one! Aslong as i'll get that dagger okay?' Kari said. 'Okay!' Kurayami said happy and traded her dagger for one of Kari's.
Kari-chan and Sammie both sweatdropped and looked at the ground. Hao watched the sky and had the urge to cry. 'Hao-sama you okay?' Arwen asked. 'Okay? OFCOURSE I AM OKAY I HAVE A INSANITY PARTY HERE HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH!' Hao yelled laughing insane.
Kiyo-san stopped hunting down Kari-sama and Chii-chan and nodded. 'I totally agree with you Hao-sama! Crazy all of them are!' he said standing next to Hao. 'YOU AGREE? FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME! o.O but... eh... would you go away with that sword? Heheh...' he asked.
Kiyo-san stared at his sword and then looked at Hao. 'Why? ... come to think about it... must find out a way to steal sword of Kari... hmm...' he said. 'o.O I am really... getting... insane...' Hao said sweatdropping.
Kiyo-san tapped his shoulder. 'Don't worry if you are... because we all are!' he said grinning. 'O.o...' Hao stared at Kiyo-san. 'I am just telling the truth. All of them are crazy, and ofcourse you get insane then!' he said. 'Excuse me mister. I am not insane!' Kari-sama said. 'No only.' Kiyo-san hissed.
'Kiyo-chan will you stop?' Chi-chan asked hopping around excited. Kiyo-sans right eye started to twitch uncontrolaby. Sammie and Kari-chan sweatdropped even more. Hao sighed and stepped away. 'Chi-chan... that... is... number... sixty... ONE! AND I AM GETTING SICK OF YOU!' Kiyo-san yelled.
'How come Kiyo-chan?' she asked ignorant. Kiyo-san just growled and grabbed one of Kurayami's swords chasing Chi-chan. 'COME HERE YOU CHILDISH BRAT! WHEN I GET YOU IN MY HANDS I'LL FIRST TORTURE YOU AND THEN KILL YOU!' he yelled while Kurayami jumped up furious. 'HEY MY SWORD!' she yelled.
Kiyo-san didn't paid attention to Kurayami and still chased Chi-chan furious. 'KIYO-SAN MY SWORD!' Kurayami yelled running behind Kiyo-san and Chi-chan. 'What a little kids they are...' Kari-sama hissed. Kari jumped up too and followed Kurayami. 'HEY HER SWORD!' she yelled angry.
Hao sweatdropped and backed away slightly. 'Hao-sama?' Sakura-chan asked polite. 'Nani?' he answered blinking. 'You look a little pale, can I get you something?' she asked gently. He shook his head and backed away even more. 'I... like you.. Your sweet.. Not insane.. But the others... are driving me... insane...' he said stuttering.
'Um, arigatou?' Sakura-chan said. 'T.T I am getting outta here... I am insane enough of my own!' he yelled and ran away screaming with a sweatdropping Arwen behind him. 'Ne... their he goes again...' Sammie said sighing. 'I can understand it..' Kari-chan said watching the chaos around them.
'CHI-CHAN STAND STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU, NO SORRY TORTURE YOU AND THEN KILL YOU!' Kiyo-san yelled furious. 'KIYO-SAN MY SWORD YOU STUPID BAKA!' Kurayami yelled angry. 'HAI, KIYO-SAN HER SWORD GIVE IT BACK!' Kari yelled angry.
'How is live?' Sammie asked Kari-chan, Kari-sama and Sakura-chan. 'Oh... it was pretty fine... four insane voices in your head and a crazy yami is pretty nice. You'll never get bored.' she said nodding and started to walk away together with Sakura-chan and Kari-sama. 'You have to finish your homework Kari-chan aren't you forgetting about that?' Kari-sama asked.
'I know... quess I should be heading home then.' she said and glanced behind. 'YAMARO!' she yelled and Kiyo-san, Kurayami, Chi-chan and Kari stopped dead in their tracks staring at her. 'We are going home!' she said firmly. 'What that quick!' Chi-chan whined. 'Me and Kurayami haven't trade swords yet!' Kari yelled.
'I still have to kill Chi-chan!' Kiyo-san yelled angry. 'AND I HAVE TO GET MY SWORD!' Kurayami yelled and grabbed her sword carressing it. 'Now you leave my swords alone Kiyo-san or else I will send Mizu after you!' she hissed dangerous. 'I am not afraid of a girl, I shall kill her, no torture her and then kill her!' Kiyo-san said.
Kurayami sweatdropped. 'Then you don't know Mizu to well... heheh... anyway next time we'll trade swords okay Kari?' she said grinning wicked. 'That's okay! I still have a nice bloody sword lying somewhere! Oh and thanks for that large yummie sword! I called him Kuroi-sama!' Kari said smiling brightly.
'Nice name! Just the name he needs!' Kurayami said and they walked over to Kari-chan, Kari-sama, Sakura-chan and Sammie. 'Anyway, we'll be seeing you later then.' Sammie said waving her hand. 'Yes, Ja Ne!' Kari-chan said waving and dissapeared together with Kiyo-san, Chii-chan, Sakura-chan, Kari-sama and Kari.
'Well Kurayami, we still have to calm down Mizu and Kitai, let's get going.' Sammie said sweatdropping. 'Oh brother... you know that's gonna be our death...' Kurayami said. 'I know, hey then we'll just ask Darius to bring us back to live!' Sammie said and dissapeared together with Kurayami.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!' Hao yelled still running. 'Hao-sama... -.-;;; you have to learn to control yourself.. Really...' she muttered. Hao didn't listened and continued screaming and running. 'Never mind...' Arwen muttered.
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Me: That was it! I hope to see you next time with some more nice ideas to torture Hao... hmmm... ((Starts thinking))
Kurayami: Heheh poor Hao... meeting every insane people on the earth! Wait.. I don't have much to complain.. knowing.. I am... INSANE TOO MWUAHAHAHAH SHARP STUFF AND BLOOD RULEZZZZZZZ!
Me: Yeah sure! Anyway R&R folks! ((Throws Hao plushies))