Title: Hao and O.O me?

Title chapter: Water is evil!

Warning: Crrrrrrrrraziness

Disclaimer: Me: I don't own Shaman King

Dairus: Oh no? You do.

Me: I don't!

Darius: ((snickers)) You do

Me: ((Glares at him fiercely and finally chases him)) I DON'T OWN SHAMAN KING!

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'Oh my Great Spirit oh My Great Spirit oh my Great Spirit oh my Great Spirit!' Hao yelled screaming and ran further towards some screaming happily children. If he just would've watched out...

'Uhm... listen Hao-sama it would be best if you watched where you were going because you are running right into a--...' Arwen said and stopped abruptly when Hao fell into the swimmingpool.

'I AM MELTING I AM MELTING I AM MELTING SAVE ME SAVE ME!' Hao screamed out his lungs and struggled to keep above the water.

Some kids looked at Hao frowning. 'Dude what's your problem?' a boy with very whiteblond hair asked and looked at Hao like he was some kind of freak.

Arwen sweatdropped. 'Hao-sama... you can stand in the water...' she finally muttered softly and embarressed while her cheeks flushed red.

'I AM DY--' Hao stopped and looked at her. 'I can?' he said softly and stood up. 'Oh... I quess I can...' he said chuckling softly. 'So uhm yeah... uh... heheheheh...' he ended and stepped out of the water.

The whitehaired boy cocked his eyebrow and stared at Hao. 'Somethings wrong with you? I mean come on it's just water.' the boy said shaking his head.

Hao twitched. 'Water... IS DANGEROUS! BAD WATER! WATER MAKES FIRE GO OUT! I HATE WATER!' Hao screamed against the boy.

'Yo did your boyfriend escaped out of the nutshouse?' the boy asked Arwen with a hint of a smirk coming up.

Arwen twitched. 'My boyfriend isn't insane. He just hated water.' he hissed softly and low and glared at the boy. 'Take it back if you know what's good for you.' she said dangerous.

'No way, he's just plain insane admit it. Heheheh.' the boy said chuckling and glanced from Hao to Arwen.

'I warned you...' Arwen hissed and all of a sudden the water streamed towards the boy in waves. 'I hope you can hold your breath very long.' she said with a wicked smile.

The boy blinked and looked at all the water coming his way. 'Ey what the!--' he screamed and then the water collided with his body.

'Uhm Arwen did you had to do that? I mean you always go rampaging on me if I kill someone.. Then why in Hells name are you allowed to do it! ... Hell... no not now.' he said shaking his head and looked Arwen in the eyes.

Arwen immediatly stopped laughing and looked at Hao. 'Sheezzz... did you figured that our on your own? Or did someone helped you?' she asked astonished.

'Very funny! No I figured that all out on my own.' Hao said with a smile and finally blinked. '... You... meant that as insult right?' he asked narrowing his eyes.

'Kind of yes...' she said with a snicker and patted on Hao's back. 'Don't worry, your alive, i'm alive, w--... oh no the boy...' she said and quickly glanced at the water making sure it turned back normal. 'Phew..'

'Oh my God... the water... nearly.. Oh my god...' the boy yelled jumping ot of the water and clinging onto Hao. 'The water... it... it...' he stuttered.

Hao patted his back. 'I told you so.' he said nodding. 'Water is evil. It kills you...' he muttered and sighed deeply. 'But your alive now right?' he said and instantly remembered who he was. 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CLINGING ONTO ME FOR?' he yelled throwing the boy away and running further.

Arwen sighed and looked at the boy bowing in apology. 'Gomen. I didn't want to scare you like that.' she said as water surrounded her.

'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' the boy yelled and ran away with wide open eyes. 'SHE... SHE! A FREAK AAAAAAH!' he screamed.

Arwen blinked and finally shrugged. 'Or maybe I did.' she said snickering and followed Hao. 'HAO-SAMA WAIT UP! HEY!' she yelled gaining speed.

The other boys and girls blinked and looked at eachother. 'Yo... what the Hell was this all about?' A girl asked.

'If you ask me... uhm... maybe they were making a movie? I saw that boy some hours ago in the city, I really think it's a movie they are making.. Anyway if it is WHO'S GONNA WATCH IT!' another girl with dark hair yelled happy and a lot of 'I am' came.

'HEY HAO-SAMA COME ON WAIT UP I CAN'T RUN THAT FAAAST!' she yelled and sighed deep. 'Oh darn... I really need to take him to a srhink or something that way.' she muttered and continued her way.

Darius blinked and looked at the two running away. 'I really wonder sometimes... oh well I always wonder. Say Drake in for a party? My house round three p.m. cya there!' he said speaking in a mobile. 'Yeah perfect ciao!' he said and hung up. He glanced at the two one more time and finally shrugged flying away. 'Mortals... all of them are insane.'

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Me: Okay if it was short gomen, but I made this one round one p.m. if I say it right, midnight kay? And plus I was watching Hellboy as I did too. ((Nods)) and you guys and girls are asking me if i'm sane? ((Thinks for one sec)) Nah i'm not anyway I hope you enjoyed the chap!

Kurayami: Sweetly insane... although I am still insaner! BLOOD AND SHARP STUFF RULEZZZZ! MWUAHAAHHAHAAHA!

Darius: May I know what the Hell I did there?

Me: I love you that's why! I love the way you act sometimes! ((Smiles))

Darius: Wanna get Osore mad?

Me: NO I DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE THAT BLOODY IDIOT! ((Snarls))

Darius: Good then it's alright! ((Sits down)) Anyway, Yo everyone hope you enjoyed the wacked up story and hope you be there for the next one! Ciao.

Me: He's so adorable! ((Huggles Darius))

Darius: Shheeeeezzz... you really wanna get killed...

Me: Oh yeah sorry ((let's him go and skips off)) R&R please!

Atamagoakshii: ... Did I missed something again?

Darius: Miss? You miss a lot dontcha Atam...((Atamagoakshii glares at him)) agoakshii

Atamagoakshii: Okay... anyway your having a party?

Darius: Yeah care to join?

Atamagoakshii: only if Kiyo comes with me!

Darius: Fine fine I bet he will come with you anyway, oh do remember only demons and all come there.

Atamagoakshii: We can handle them.

Darius: Okay see you in ((Looks at watch)) Two hours if you come ciao ((Dissapears))

Atamagoakshii: Ciao too! ((Sits down waiting))