Title: Hao and O.O me?

Title chapter: Poor Hao

Warning: Insaniy craziness crrrrrazy yeah!

Disclaimer: Don't own Shaman King

A/N: Everyone who reviewed thanks very much, I don't have the time to respond to them all because I don't have internet at home. All the times I did put stories on the net I first made it on my computer at home, then put it on a floppy or whatever you call it and then wen't somewhere else where I could put the story on the net, so I want to thank everyone for reviewing!

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Hao screamed hard and bumped right into a wall. 'Owh... my nose... that hurts...' he muttered grabbing his now sor nose.

'Then watch where you are going...' Arwen said sighing and stopped next to him. 'Yeah you are bleeding, let's take you to a doctor!' she said happily and dragged him with her.

'But.. I don't need a doctor.. I... oh Hell she's not listening.. Hell... no control it.' he muttered and sighed deeply getting dragged to a doctor by Arwen.

Arwen pushed a doorbell and then bonked on the door. 'HELLO SOMEONE HOME WE NEED HELP!' she screamed hard.

A man in the age of fourty opened the door and looked at them. 'What is it?' he asked politely although you could see he was rather angry because Arwen was so loudly.

Hao blinked and looked at the man. 'No, no nothing.' he said nervous and tried to get away as soon as possible.

'Your staying here Hao-sama!' Arwen said and pushed Hao into the arms of the man. 'Listen up he bumped against a wall and now his nose is bleeding, will you see if it's not critical?' she asked worried.

The man blinked and finally sighed. 'Fine come in.' he said letting Arwen in and putting Hao in a chair. 'Now you be nice and wait there, I have to go to another patient, i'll be ready in five minutes.' he said and walked to another room.

In the other room Hao suddenly could hear moaning and then shouting. 'Bloody Hell stop that hurts, is it bleeding? Oh God it's bleeding, you promised me it wouldn't bleed if you did it!' a girl shrieked.

'Well well everyone makes mistakes, atleast it's over now right?' the man they saw a while ago answered.

'Oh my God it hurts! You told me it would be nice!' the girl said whimpering.

'Wait let me try this out. I am sure the pain will go away then, you just have to get used to it.' the man said and they could hear moaning again.

Hao and Arwen stared at eachother. 'I am leaving... NOW!' Hao shrieked and ran out of the house screaming.

'I totally agree...' Arwen whispered and ran out of the house screaming too.

A girl round the sixteen came out of the room and rubbed her shoulder. 'If you told me right this instance that there was a healing wound there, it wouldn't have opened! Anyway thanks for the massage.' she said smiling and walked upstairs.

'With pleasure daughter.' the man said nodding and looked at the chair. 'That's strange... they're gone...' he said frowning. 'Oh well.' he said and shrugged returning back to the livingroom.

Hao screamed again and this time not bumped into a wall but bumped into... yeah you quessed it Sammie! 'Oh Great Spirit no...' Hao whimpered.

'Hi Hao-sama!' sammie said cheerfull. 'How's life?' she asked.

'Until you came into it again, slightly okay.' he muttered angry and tried to sneak away wasn't it for two hands which grabbed his shoulders.

'Where are you going Hao-sama? I want to try out my new daggers on you!' Kurayami said giggling.

'GREAT SPIRIT NO!' Hao screamed and ran away again.

Arwen stopped and looked at Hao who ran her way and then ran past her. 'Uhm... anou...' she murmured and then looked at Sammie and Kurayami.

'We did nothing.' Kurayami said shrugging.

'We are innocent.' Sammie said nodding.

'You are the one who kissed him...' Arwen hissed. 'DIE!' she shrieked and jumped on Sammie fighting her.

'Uhm... catfight!' Kurayami yelled and watched the show eating some popcorn. 'I wove cwatfwights.' she said eating the popcorn.

Finally Darius appeared between them and put them both apart. 'Arwen, Hao is calling for you, Sammie Marik is calling for you.' he muttered not knowing what else to do.

'Marik-sama!' Sammie yelled happy and dissapeared.

'Hao-sama!' Arwen yelled and turned around following Hao again.

Kurayami glared at Darius. 'YOU STOLE AWAY MY FUN!' she hissed and drew out her sword.

'Want to lose that sword?' Darius asked glaring at her fiercely.

Kurayami thought for some seconds and finally sighed putting it back. 'Some day Darius...' she muttered and dissapeared.

'Why do Demons have such a hard life.' Darius said sighing and shook his head. 'Anyway.' he muttered looking at the watch. 'I have to go, meeting has started.' he said sighing and flew off.

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Me: Hiya! I know it's kind of short just like the other one gomen for that.

Kurayami: She's lazy. Or she just wants to update soon so she won't keep you all waiting.

Me: Yeah that's it!

Kurayami: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah don't believe me?

Kurayami: No I don't!

Me&Kurayami: ((throwing curses and insults at eachother))

Darius: ((Sweatdrops and appears with them)) Seeing they aren't able to talk... I will R&R please and the next chap will come soon I hope ((Sighs)) oh an ofcourse I don't have to forget this ((throws Hao-plushies)) R&R!