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Wesker saves Christmas

The Hive main control room

Now we begin this story. The story of the man who saved Christmas in the very place it began. With the main character, Albert Wesker. Here is the story of how Wesker saved Christmas.

Wesker is seen in the Hive's control room. Eating a bunch of cookies that Brad, Steve and the other pansies of the Hive have left for Santa Claus. Wesker likes to call them pansies for some reason. Looks like Jolly Old Saint Nick won't be getting his favorite treat. That's ok, he's bound to be full of cookies and milk when he arrives at the Hive.

Suddenly the alarm sounds. Wesker walks over to the control room where Aiken sits and presses a few buttons. There on the screen was Santa himself.

"A intruder!" Wesker states. "I have to get rid of the intruder!"

Santa was walking down the halls towards the control room; singing the song Jingle Bells. Where Wesker and the Christmas tree is located. Unfortunately he stops when he sees Wesker holding a shotgun.

"Freeze bitch and prepare to die!" Wesker orders.

"Now, now Wesker. You've been a very naughty..." Santa begins to say but is shot in the face at point blank range. Wesker does a little happy dance before expecting the body. When he does though; he realizes who he had just killed.

"Uh oh, the pansies will be upset if they see this. I better hide the body."

Just then Brad Vickers is down the hall and looky groggy. He can't really see Wesker and Santa's dead rotting corpse. Wesker sees him and sits Santa up. Then hides behind it. Just as Brad walked up.

"Santa? Why are you on the floor?" Brad asks.

"Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas Brad!" Wesker said doing a very crappy impression of Santa. "I just slipped and fell. This is a very waxy floor. Now go to bed before I take back all your presents."

"Eep!" Brad runs back to his living quarters. When Brad is out of Wesker's view he gets up from behind the body and drags it into a supply closet. Before Wesker decides to close the door. He gets a change of heart. Albert takes off Santa's coat and hat. Then puts them on. Then goes to the parking garage where the sleigh is parked. As he nears the sleigh one of the reindeer farts.

"What did you have to eat Rudolph?" Wesker asks the reindeer. The reindeer just glares at him. Wesker takes a look at the name tag on the collar. It's says 'COMET'.

"Oh sorry, Comet." Wesker hopped into the sleigh and found a laptop on board. "So the fat man finally got in touch with the twenty-first century."

Wesker looks through the list and finds out what the pansies wanted for Christmas. He grabs the big bag in the back and goes back to the control room.

After he set out the employee's presents. Including his own. Wesker set out to save Christmas. Whether he liked it or not. But he liked the experience. He was so excited that when he got to San Fransico Bay. He fell off the sleigh.

"Oh (bleep)!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wesker shouted as he fell off the sleigh and landed with a resounding splash.

Let's not forget what happened to him along the way.

Wesker is seen falling off the roofs of a couple of houses. Then he gets kicked in the groin by Dancer. Then finally he is running out of a house that belongs to a Umbrella scientist and his family. Unfortunately the scientist has a Cerabus for a pet. It chases Wekser out of the house through the chimney. Wesker quickly gets in the sleigh and takes off.

As time went on he got beat up, but let's not focus on the bad. Let's focus on the good. He gave two Uzis to Colette. A cure to Diabetes to Emma. A new laptop for Bonnie. A basketball for Ivor. Some new shoes for Maria. A barbie doll for Becca. A Sora from Kingdom Hearts plushie for Ginger Ninja. Finally a lot of money and a Xbox for GenerationX7. Yet despite all of this his trip has to end. Luckily it won't end with him going to prison. No Wesker finished his trip and went back to the Hive. He killed all the reindeer and cooked them for Christmas dinner. He cooked them over the sleigh which he set a blaze. The next morning...

Everyone sat around the mess hall eating the reindeer and other food for Christmas dinner. Brad and the other 'pansies' were talking about what they got for Christmas.

"Hey Brad. Let me show you the Gamecube I got." Steve Burnside said. He and Brad left the mess hall. As they walked through the halls; they began to smell something foul from a supply closet.

"What's that smell?" Brad asks.

"Don't know. Let's check it out." Steve replies. They open the closet in question and to their horror. Is the decaying body of Santa Claus.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Back in the mess hall...

"Got to go." Wesker says as he leaves Jill and Chris. Whom Wesker was talking to.

"What the crap?" Chris asks Jill.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Author's Comment: If you must know those names that are mentioned above are original characters that belong to Ginger Ninja. Before I get off of here. I would like to thank Luke De Ayora, a animator for for coming up with the flash How Luke Saved Christmas. That flash gave me inspiration to write this as a episode of Raccoon City 2004. I also would like to mention this is the last espisode for 2004. Next episode you read. This fic will be renamed Raccoon City 2005. Unless I change my mind at the last second. Can you believe that this is replacing the old second episode I had written? Don't worry after this one I've got a Silent Hill/Resident Evil crossover episode for you. In fact. Let's take a look at it now. See what we got. Actually let's take a look at the next couple episodes I have planned.

Episode 3: Silent Hill meet Raccoon City. Raccoon City meet Silent Hill.

Summary: When Wesker joins the Silent Hill cult. Strang things happen. The Hive is filled with fog and monster keep killing the employees of this underground lab. It's up to Carlos, Henry Townsend, Harry Mason and Heather Mason to save the day.

Episode 4: Dawn of the Robot

Summary: Rival company RoboCorp has put a monkey brain into a robot body. This gets the attention of the underground Umbrella lab, as Aiken and the rest talk about brains and robot bodies. As they talk RoboCorp's new line of zombie brains in robot zombies has broken loose and are attacking Raccoon City.

Episode 5: We're gonna need a Montage

Summary: Since Albert Wesker is on probation with the United States government. Wesker has to be watched like a hawk and follow strict guidelines in order to be the commanding officer in the Hive. Plus so Umbrella doesn't get shut down if a few zombies or other B.O.W.s escape and wreck havoc on Raccoon City again. Enter Amanda, a Military Police officer in the Army and her husband. When her husband is killed by a horde of zombies that escaped. She vows revenge, but she can't kill a zombie thr correct way. Only Tim can show her the way through a montage. Featuring music by South Park creator Trey Parker.

Episode 6: What about my freaking needs!

Summary: Amanda and her husband have a argument and decide to stay apart for a while. Aiken gives advice to Amanda and does her hair. Her husband stays with Carlos and drink that is chilled in a toilet. A toilet that is in his room. Tim has feelings for Amanda, but is to shy to admit them. Do I trouble here?

That's all for now. Have a nice and safe holiday. I'll see you next year when this fic will be called Raccoon City 2005. Happy holidays to all of my fans.