Resident Evil and all it's characters is owned by Capcom. Silent Hill is owned by Konami.

Author's Note: Warning this chapter may be short, but I promise I will make it as funny as I can. I'm also hurrying up with this chapter. Because Adult Swim has said that Sealab 2021 has ended. When there are rumors flying around that there are 13 episodes that were supposed to be released sometime in the near future. I'll keep checking as many Adult Swim fan sites as I can until I can find a official press release that Sealab 2021 has indeed ended. Yet Adult Swim and William's Street did a joke saying that Aqua Teen Hunger Force has ended, but that was a joke to get more people to watch ATHF. More in my Author's Comment at the end of this episode.

Silent Hill meet Raccoon City. Raccoon City meet Silent Hill.

Carlos wakes and the first thing he notices is the fog inside his room. It was so dense that he couldn't even see his hand in front of his face. Carlos lights a match and finds himself face to face with a Pyramid Head, a monster from Silent Hill. Only Carlos didn't know that.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Carlos screams and he pulls out a Desert Eagle and blows the Pyramid Head's head off. Carlos pushes the body off him and gets out of bed. His clothes are a pair of green camouflage pants, white socks and a olive green t-shirt. Carlos grabs a few ammo clips, his lighter, checks to see if any monsters are around and finally he leaves his room. He makes his way to the Hive's control room.

"I'm telling you Brad. I have no clue where this fog came from." Richard Aiken, the Hive's communications officer said. "Look just grab a gun and head towards the control room. There is no fog here."

"But, but..." Brad says frantically.

"Don't worry Brad. If you have a gun with you. The big bad monsters won't harm you. Instead you'll scare them because your so big and bad with your huge gun. Hurry find the biggest gun you can find and make your way to the control room."

"Thanks for the boost of confidance Richie!" Brad says in happiness as he terminates transmission.

"I swear that chicken can be brave if he holds a firearm." Aiken says to himself. Carlos walks into the control room amazed by the room having no fog.

"There's no fog in here." Carlos says.

"Yeah there ain't Carlos. There are no monsters either. We believe your Lord Jesus Christ is protecting us. Since Wesker moved everything in the chapel in here. Except the pews."

Carlos sees the Holy Bible that was in front of the chapel, the alters, the priest's podium and enough holy water to fill a Olympic sized swimming pool in water jugs.

"Father, your okay!" Carlos says as he hugs the priest.

"God bless you Carlos. I've always known Wesker was evil monster."

"Well now we have to wait for the other survivors." Aiken says.

After about twenty minutes of waiting. Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Barry Burton, Brad Vickers and a few more people arrived.

"Okay, now that we're all here. Well most of us. We need to decide if we must stop Wesker or blow up the Hive." Aiken says.

"Blow up the Hive?" Chris exclaims. "Are you nuts Aiken? We do that and the whole city blows up too!"

"Damn I forgot about the whole nuclear reactor thing."

Harry Mason steps forward. "I'm Harry Mason and I've dealt with these freaks before. I do believe that Wesker is going to help resurrect the Silent Hill god Sammael."

Everyone was silent. Then Carlos steps up and knocks Aiken aside. "People, we have to stop Wesker and this Sammael. Okay I'll take you two and Brad." Carlos said as he picked Jill, Henry Townsend and Brad.

"What are we going to do?" Brad asks with a whimper.

"We're going to find Wesker and ask him why he's doing this. Grab some super soakers filled with holy water and let's go."

After loading up, the four left the control room. Ironically they're wearing the uniforms of the Space Marines from the movie Aliens. Jill, however, looks more like a femal rambo. She has on green camouflage pants and a olive green shirt. Along with a red bandana around her head. All four of them are holding super soakers filled with holy water. Plus

"Anything yet Brad?" Carlos asked his chicken friend. Brad checks a motion detector that he is holding.

"We're getting one reading. It's heading this way. We're going to die!" Brad exclaimed.

"No we're not. We can do this."

"It's coming this way! It's about ten steps in front of us!"

"If it weren't for this fog we would've seen it by now." Henry said. Just then a teddy bear hoped into their view.

"Aww, it's a teddy bear." Jill said. Then then bear showed off his claws and razor sharp teeth. It let out a loud growl and charged them.

"Shoot it!" Carlos ordered and they all sprayed the demonic stuffed animal with holy water, till it burst into flame.

"Everybody alright?" Carlos asked.

"I need a change of underwear. I just went poo-poo in my undies." Brad said.

Everyone slowly edged away from Brad. They continued further into the Hive. A door opened up a crack to reveal a pair of two glowing red eyes. They were the eyes of Albert Wesker.

"They killed Teddy? I must kill them for the sake of Teddy!" Wesker said before closing the door. The team moved closer and closer to the door where Wesker was hiding. When they did get there, Wesker popped out of his hiding place.

"What the hell?" Jill said

"He didn't summon Sammael! He fused WITH Sammael!" Henry stated. Indeed Wesker had fused with the god of the Silent Hill cult. Wesker had black wings sticking out of his back.

"Open fire!" Carlos said as he primed his super soaker and unloaded holy water on Wesker. The other three soon joined in.

"I SHALL AVENGE TEDDY!" Wesker growled in a demonic growl. He started hurling fireballs at the four heros. Only to be burned by the holy water soon afterwards.

"I think it's over finally. Everyone alright? Brad?" Carlos asked and the other two looked around. Brad was sucking on his thumb and lying in a fetal position in a puddle of urine. His urine to be exact.

"Well lets go home." Carlos said. "Could someone drag Wesker's still breathing body to the infirmary?"

One week later

Wesker, still fused with Sammael, walked into the control room.

"I'm back bitches!" Wesker shouted. Then Carlos walks up to Wesker holding a squirt gun.

"Um yeah. I would close my eyes now. This is going to hurt a lot." Carlos then fired the squirt gun filled with holy water and Wesker was set ablaze.

Author's Comment: How many of you saw last night's episode of Sealab 2021? The episode titled 'A Legacy of Laughter'? Well if you did then after the show ended, the people at Adult Swim has announced that Sealab 2021 has ended. I don't know whether this is true or not. I don't believe those messages in between the comedy shows anyway. There has been rumors of 13 new episodes of Sealab 2021. Now if they decided to end the show, would that mean that those new episodes were a waste of money to buy from William's Street? I'll continue to find news on this and tell you guys. Because this fic depends heavily on Sealab 2021. It's my parody fic of the series and without Sealab 2021. This fic wouldn't have gotten off the ground. I'll find out more. Adult Swim tends to joke a lot. There was never a official press release that they were going to end Sealab 2021. So I think this is one big joke. Maybe they are preparing for next year's April Fool's Day. Who knows. For now here is a look at the upcoming episode. I've decided to change future episodes. So the episode list I gave you in Chapter 2 will not be used. But most of those episodes will be used, just not in the order I've put them in.

Episode 4: New police chief, more problems

Summary: There is a law in Raccoon City. It states that if a police officer employed in any police department in the United States has been employed there for a year, he or she can run for police chief of Raccoon City. This spells bad news for Brian Irons and a few employees of the Hive, who comes from election opponent's hometown. Even the entire Hive faculity and staff aren't safe from this woman. Will Iron's be re-elected?

Episode 5: Nothing is gonna stand in our way! Wanna bet?

Summary: Two Iraqi insurgants plan on using biological weapons to win back Iraq and eliminate the United States Armed Forces from their country. Since they don't have any bio weapons of their own in Iraq. Why not go to the U.S. and steal them from the underground Raccoon City laboratory the Hive? Sounds good, but just one problem. Everybody's favorite S.T.A.R.S. stalking tyrant Nemesis is the night watchman in Hive 8, or as the B.O.W. R&D section. The only thing blocking these terrorists and bringing fear to the people of Iraq is a seven behemoth from a research lab. Things will get interesting.

Episode 6: New arrivals and robot zombies

Summary: Wesker is informed by Alfred Ashford that two soldiers from the U.S. Army are going to be stationed at the Hive, part of the terms that Umbrella and the govenrment agreed on. The newly wedded couple from the Army will bring problems to the outcasts of the Hive. Plus a few employees talk about robots with zombie brains inside of them. This gets them to talk about putting their brains into robot bodies. To make matters worse, the robot zombies has escaped and are invading Raccoon City. Who will save the outcasts of the Hive? Who will stop the robot zombies? Will I ever stop asking questions? I'll answer the last one. Nope!

Episode 7: Wargames- Season One Finale

Summary: In the season one finale, everyone is excited about the annual Wargames day. The day when the Hive is shut down and the entire Hive, excluding bioweapons, play a all day long game of paintball. With two sides picked out and stiff competition. It'll be a good game for sure.

Episode 8: New captain- Season Two Premire

Summary: Wesker and a small army of Umbrella's most deadliest monsters are sent to help stop the insurgants in Iraq. Leaving the Hive captainless. Who will the new captain be?

Thats all I'm putting up for now. These episodes are final. They will appear in that order.