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Author's Note: This is Raccoon City's Thanksgiving episode. Also there will be two more chapters after this. They'll be the last of this season.
Chapter 4: Those are some ticked off turkeys
It's another quiet day in the Hive. Wait, did I just say quiet?
"Oh no!" Steve said from the reactor room. "The generators are failing and I have no clue on how to fix them!"
Pretty soon everything went completely black. Only the emergency lights came on a few seconds later. In the command room, Wesker and Richard wondered what happened.
"What happened Aiken?" Wesker said.
"Um the power went out sir." Richard replied.
"Go find Steve, beat the crap out of him and tell him to fix the generators." Wesker ordered. Richard got out of his chair and left the room. Leaving Wesker alone by himself. Richard however walked only ten feet from the door before he heard a sound.
"That sounded like a turkey." Richard went to investigate. A second later he let out a blood curdling scream.
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In Hive 8, William Birkin went to a bunch of holding pens with a shotgun. He had one of those flashlights that go on a hard hat. Only this one is around his head.
"Ok you turkeys' from Hell. Prepare to eat buckshot." Birkin gasped when he saw the doors open and no turkey in sight. "Uh oh."
The next second Birkin was running down the halls with shotgun still in hand, screaming. "WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSKKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRRRR!"
Wesker was still standing in the control room when Birkin ran in and caught his breath.
"What now Will?" Wesker asked. "Can't you see I'm enjoying the quiet and darkness?"
"Sorry old buddy of mine, but we have a emergency." Birkin gasped. "Remember those turkeys' that I gave to charity for Thanksgiving?"
"Yes and we delivered them yesterday. What's your point?"
"Well Wesker, if you must know, about ten turkeys' were removed from the turkey's that were killed, plucked and donated. Those turkeys' that were removed ate the samples of Las Plagas that Ada Wong gave to me. So you're thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so Will." Wesker takes off his sunglasses to clean them. "But where are we going to find that many dancing albino Eskimo midgets?"
Birkin slaps Wesker a couple of times. "Get serious Wesker. Those Las Plagas infected turkeys have been let loose when the power went out. They can be anywhere in the Hive!"
"As soon as Richard comes back. We'll find the turkeys from the safety of this control room."
"He could be dead. Didn't you even consider it since the power is still off?"
Wesker looks around at the emergency lights in the control room and swears under his breath when he realizes that Birkin is right. "Okay let's check the monitor. Maybe the emergency generators have finally kicked in."
Wesker presses the power button on the monitor, where Richard used to sit. He was in luck because the monitor came to life. "I know they're out there somewhere."
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Forest was in the showers, the only source of light was of course, the emergency lights. He is also singing a Adam Sandler song.
"Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble giggle. My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil." he sang. Then he heard a gobbling sound and turned around. Behind him was one of the infected turkeys. This one had glowing red eyes. He was joined by other turkeys, that had the same eyes. "Do you like to masturbate with baby oil too?"
The turkey glared at him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
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Wesker was checking in with Kenneth and Brad, who were in a room that is flooded for some reason. The water is waist deep.
"We haven't seen any turkeys here." Kenneth said. Then Wesker noticed the water is yellow.
"Ken, may I ask why the water is a pale yellow?"
Kenneth looked around and saw that Brad has wet his pants. "Damn it Brad. That's sick!"
"Sorry Ken." then Brad was pulled under and the water turned red.
"Okay the water is red now." Wesker said. "What's going on Ken."
Kenneth knew what was going to happen. "Oh crap."
The he was pulled under and killed.
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"We can safely assume everyone is dead or going to die as turkey feed." Birkin said.
"Yes we can." Wekser said. "If we can get to the reactor room first."
The two have left the control room and are headed to the reactor room. As they're walking there, they feel a small tremor. Then another tremor and then another.
"What was that just now?" Wesker had to ask at the most inapproiate time. Because a giant turkey, named El Gigante Turkey broke through the wall.
"Holy crap!"
"RUN!" Birkin shouted.
They ran while being chased by the El Gigante Turkey. Eventually to the reactor room.
"The power switch must be here somewhere." Birkin looked at the switch's and buttons.
"Why are we trying to restore power?" Wesker asked as he looked for the power button.
"Because Las Plagas is noctural. So naturally they'll be dormant in the light."
"Oh..." Wesker found a button that was flashing red. "What's this button do?"
Wesker pressed the button and Birkin looked at Wesker in surprise.
"Tell me you didn't just press that button."
"So what if I did?" Wesker said as alarms went off.
"The self destruct button has been pressed. Please put your head in between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye."
"Oh s---."
Raccoon City was destroyed...again.
Author's Comment: Sorry if this wasn't any good. I wanted to get it up ASAP. So enjoy this chapter. The next three will be the second Christmas episode, a regular episode and the New Years Eve episode. They're not going to be in that order.