I just had to write this. It just popped into my head and I knew that I needed to share it with the world and make them suffer like I did.
Don't own Saiyuki or Garfield or the ant song from the Garfield and Friends show. I don't own any drugs either do I can't even blame that for writing this.
I've never done a parody/humor or an anime fic so I'm sorry if it sucks. This also hasn't been betaed because 1.) its too short to worry about it 2.) I don't think my beta has seen the Saiyuki anime. I'll ask him later.
Without further ado:
Random Monkey Karaoke!
"I am the Goku that will eat your dinner,
I am the Goku that will take your food away,
With me around you'll all get thinner,
Give me the chance and I will take your food away!"
Moral of the story, don't give monkeys sugar while they're watching Saturday morning cartoons. Don't give sugar to Saturday morning cartoon watching authors either.
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'Kay, that was it. Short I know but it's a short song. My A/N was actually longer. Since you simply reading this crap was good of you, it'd seem cruel to ask you to review. But I will anyway, because I'm evil like that.
Next week (or when ever I get around to it) 'What do you do to a drunken Gojyo?'. It's going to be good.