Okay… I was hoping for more feedback than this. One review, I guess I wasn't that funny. Ah well, this is just for fun, no big deal. And since I only got one review, than I guess that I'll have to dedicate this chapter to her (at least I'm pretty sure that you're a her). Writer-pretender 11, thank you for reviewing my fic when I'm sure everyone was simply hitting the back button on me.
I own neither Saiyuki, nor do I own Nando, my beta who has kindly agreed to beta this even though he's never seen the show. He's a great guy, read his stuff. It's all Final Fantasy 7 stuff and he is in my favorite author list.
By the way, kappa is a water sprite in Japanese. Goyjo (who this song is about) happens to be half kappa. Also, this fic is a parody of 'What do you do with a drunken sailor?' an already very… interesting song. I hope I did it justice.
And now with the almighty power of typing fingers, I do hereby summon…
Why Kappas Shouldn't Drink!
a.k.a.
What do you do With a Drunken Kappa?
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Put him the bed with a sleeping Sanzo,
Put him the bed with a sleeping Sanzo,
Put him the bed with a sleeping Sanzo,
Earl-aye in the morning.
Have you ever seen a pissed off Sanzo,
Have you ever seen a pissed off Sanzo,
Have you ever seen a pissed off Sanzo,
Earl-aye in the morning?
"Die!" he says and shoots his pistol,
"Die!" he says and shoots his pistol,
"Die!" he says and shoots his pistol,
Earl-aye in the morning.
What do you do with a half-dead kappa,
What do you do with a half-dead kappa,
What do you do with a half-dead kappa,
Earl-ayeEarly in the morning?
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Tell the monkey that kappas taste good,
Tell the monkey that kappas taste good,
Tell the monkey that kappas taste good,
Earl-aye in the morning.
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Give him to Lirin with some crazy glue,
Give him to Lirin with some crazy glue,
Give him to Lirin with some crazy glue,
Earl-aye in the morning.
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Write 'Pansy for sale' on his forehead,
Write 'Pansy for sale' on his forehead,
Write 'Pansy for sale' on his forehead,
Earl-aye in the morning.
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
What do you do with a drunken kappa,
Earl-aye in the morning?
Hakkai's was scary so I had to censor it,
Hakkai's was scary so I had to censor it,
Hakkai's was scary so I had to censor it,
Earl-aye in the morning.
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'Kay, that's all. I hoped it was better than the first one. Review and let me know. I have a half-baked idea about a Sanzo song fic but I'm opening the table to suggestions if you have a specific request.