This is a little late after the holidays but the inspiration hit me so I decided that I just had to do it. This is a parody of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer for Sanzo.
I own neither Rudolph nor Saiyuki. They both belong to people much more important and talented than me. Also, the rating has gone too T because of last chapter. I thought I had changed it last time but it seems I didn't. Sorry if this causes a problem for any of you trying to find my fic the fast way. I myself alway remebered ratings to be one more detail to look by. Sorry again.
'Sanzo the Angry Buddhist' by Noroi
Sanzo the angry Buddhist,
Had a gun full of lead,
And if you ever saw it,
Chances are you were already dead.
All of the other Buddhists,
Just couldn't understand,
Why he rescued a dumb monkey,
That loved to get out of hand.
Than one lovely day in Chang-ang,
The three heads came to say,
'Sanzo with you're Scriptures so bright,
Won't you save the world tonight?'
(Me: Even though it took waaaay longer than that.)
Then how Sanzo was pissed off,
But he said he'd go with the three,
Sanzo the Angry Buddhist,
You'll go down in history.
End.
Wasn't that just lovely. Probably my best work.
BANG!
Aieeee! Sanzo! Wait! I didn't mean anything by it! Don't kill me!
Sanzo: Die, you little piece of dirt.
BANG!
Um, please read and review. I gotta run.
Hakkai: Well, there she goes. Poor girl.
Goku: But I thought it was kinda funny.
Gojyo: You didn't even notice the dumb monkey bit, did you?
Goku: What? Where? (See's verse 2) Noroi! I'll teach you for calling me a monkey! (Runs off)
Gojyo: Actually, now that you mention it the whole pansy for sale thing did kinda piss me off.
Hakkai: Are you going to chase her as well?
Gojyo: (Shrugs) At least to watch. (Leaves)
Hakkai: Oh my. Well since Miss Noroi isn't here than I'll do it for her. She's already requested a review but she failed to mention how she'll be writing a song for me next.
BANG!
Hakkai: If she lives that long. As she said before, resquests are welcome. Have a nice day.