Christmas Classics

Daisuke the Redheaded Elfling

You know Dark-chan and Krad-san,
And Risa and Riku,
Keiji and Funabashi,
And Satoshi and Towa.

"All elves line up!"

The elves ran and stood in their places while Santa Kosuke took role call.

But do you recall
The most klutzy elfling of all?

"Daisuke." Santa Kosuke blinked and looked around, "Daisuke? Is Daisuke here?"

"I'm here!" A little redhead came running with a box in his hands and just as he reached the other elves, he tripped over thin and landed flat on his face, box flying through the air, luckily, his very good friend, Satoshi, caught it before it hit the ground.

"Daisuke, you're late, where were you?"

"I'm sorry, I was finishing something off."

"Well don't be late again, we're in the busy season, there's no time to slack off."

"Yes sir!" He listened to the other elves snicker and stared at his feet.

"Don't worry, they're all just idiots."

Daisuke looked up at his friend and smiled, "Thanks Satoshi-kun!"

Satoshi smiled, "Anytime."

Daisuke the redheaded elfling
Have very very bright red hair (like a fire!)
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say it burns.

"Daisuke!"

The elf turned around and blinked, "Y-yea?" He was stuttering, normally he wouldn't stutter when he was talking to other elves but the one that had called him was one of the cool elves, Dark Mousy, elf delinquent extraordinaire, beside him, the prettiest elf of all, Krad Hikari.

The blonde called out, "You mind coming over here for a sec?"

He nodded hastily and began to walk over, Dark smirked beside his lover, "Don't trip this time Dai-chan!" What a mean little elf he was.

Daisuke couldn't help but blush as he made his way over, nearly tripping a couple times but made it to the two without landing on his face, "Y-yes?"

"Would you mind holding the head and body together while I put the screw in? Dark won't do it since he says he's in the middle of his slacking-off-period." He said glaring at the other elf who simply smirked and continued his merry little tune that he had been humming.

The redhead nodded and held the doll together, he looked at the two cool elves, in their different colored uniforms, instead of the normal green and red, Dark's was black and Krad's was white. Strangely fitting but it was still a rebellious act, in some strange fashionable way. Daisuke looked down at their shoes, too dignified for little jingle bells, instead, they had little skulls on their shoes, and they didn't jingle as they pranced, not that they would be caught dead prancing anyways. And they even refused to wear the hat that all the elves wore since they complained that it'd mess up their hair.

Yes, they were complaining on behalf of their hair, and even Santa couldn't argue since Krad's hair was indeed, very pretty. It wasn't hard to see how the two got their reputation of 'cool' elves. "Daisuke? …Daisuke? Did you fall asleep with your eyes opened?"

Dark looked over, "Wow…not even I can do that…"

The redhead looked up, "Yea? Huh? Wha?"

"I'm done…"

"Oh…"

He let go of the doll as Krad took it and tossed it to Dark, "Here, put it in the box-"

Suddenly there was a very loud, "Dark-san!"

Then there were several crashes, Risa ran into Dark who jumped into Krad's arms to avoid falling but then Krad lost his balance and bumped into Daisuke who fell against a pile of boxes filled with toys which then toppled over onto them. Santa Kosuke and Emiko came running out, "What happened? Is everyone alright?"

Satoshi dug his friend out of the pile of toys while the cool elves' heads broke through the surface of toys, Dark frowned and coughed up a ball that somehow ended up in his mouth, he swam out and helped the blonde out and there stood Risa who looked very astonished and her twin next to her sighing and shaking her head.

Risa gave a rueful laugh, "I'm afraid it was my fault this time Santa-san…I ran into Dark-san who hit Krad-san," she refused to acknowledge that he had actually jumped into the blonde's arms, "then Krad-san ran into Niwa-kun and all this happened…"

"I see…well you six are going to have to clean this up."

"Yes sir…" The elves grumbled.

All of the other elflings
Used to laugh and call him names (like elf-who-looks-like-a-carrot-that-got-blown-up-therefore-spiking-up-and-all-red-and-stuff)
They never let poor Daisuke
Play in any cool elfling games (like truth or dare!)

"Come on! Break time!" Dark yelled out, all the elves gather around, "Truth and dare time!" It was Dark's favorite game, daring people to do different things or to confess things they really didn't want to. The sadistic boy. His best memory of playing truth or dare was when he made Krad tell him who he liked, which, of course turned out to be him, then his next turn, he dared the blonde to gave him a kiss, which neither of them objected to.

Keiji looked over at the approaching redhead, "Not you, elf-who-looks-like-a-carrot-that-got-blown-up-therefore-spiking-up-and-all-red-and-stuff. You're not cool enough to play with us."

Funabashi rolled his eyes, while Satoshi glared at the boy, "We really need to think up new mean and hurtful names to call him..."

Krad nudged his boyfriend, Dark smiled, "Just let the kid play, the more the merrier."

In the middle of their game, it was Dark's turn, yet again, "Daisuke."

The redhead looked up, "Yes?"

"Truth or dare?"

"Umm…truth…"

The violet haired elf smirked, "Who do you like?"

Daisuke turned as red as his hair, "I-I-I-I like-"

Luckily he was cut off as Towa called out, "Santa's getting ready to take off!"

All the elves ran to watch Santa Kosuke's take off, the man frowned, "What horrible flying conditions…what to do…"

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
Daisuke with your hair so bright
Won't you stand right here tonight?

"Y-yes sir!"

"Thank you." Kosuke smiled and took off.

So Daisuke the elfling stood there
Surrounded by the clear white snow

"Daisuke…"

The redhead shivered as he looked over, "S-Satoshi-kun…"

"You look cold."

"It's freezing out here."

Satoshi nodded, "I can tell."

He was speaking through clattering teeth but the other elf didn't seem to notice, "You don't have to wait out here with me you know…"

The blue haired elf shrugged, "It's not all that fun watched Dark and Krad make out inside, so might as well join you."

"T-thanks Satoshi-kun."

"Anytime."

After awhile of silence, Daisuke sneezed and Satoshi wrapped an arm around the redhead to keep him warm, the elf blushed, "Thanks…" it sounded like a squeak but the other elf probably missed it since the wind was howling like a werewolf that had an arrow in its butt while being boiled alive in a pot of boiling syrup under the full moon.

"Hey Daisuke…"

"Yea?"

"The question Dark was asking you…who do you like?"

Suddenly, Daisuke didn't feel so cold anymore, he felt his face turn red, "E-eh?"

"Who do you like?" Satoshi asked again calmly.

"I like…" Again he was interrupted when he looked up, "Hey look Santa's back!"

And when Santa finally came home
He knew exactly where to go

"Daisuke, thanks to you, I knew exactly where to go…so thank you for nearly freezing to death on my behalf."

The redhead gave a small smile, still shivering, "N-no problem!"

"Although…you should've brought a jacket or a blanket or something with you…"

"I'll do that next time Santa."

Then all of the elflings gawked
As Dark and Krad made their way outside

Dark and Krad raised a brow simultaneously while they watched Santa praise the two elflings, "Hey Krad…" Dark whispered.

"Yea?" Krad whispered back.

"I can't believe Daisuke actually stood there all night."

"I know…"

"What an idiot…"

"Hm?"

"I wouldn't have stood out there all night, would you have?"

"If I dragged you out there with me I would've."

Dark smirked, "You'd blend in with the snow."

"And you'd blend in with the darkness."

"We make an awesome pair."

"I know."

Dark's grin widened, "We'd be really warm outside."

"I know."

"Those two like each other."

Krad rolled his eyes, "I know."

"What don't you know?"

"I don't know."

"So you do don't know something…"

Krad shrugged, "So?"

"…let's go test my theory of us being warm outside."

The blonde blinked before shrugging again, "Sure why not."

Daisuke the redheaded elfing
"You're officially a cool elfling now!" (like Dark and Krad!)

"Congrats Daisuke."

"Thank you Satoshi-kun! I don't think I would've lasted the night if you didn't come out to keep me company not to mention warm." He beamed.

"Anytime." Satoshi smiled back.

"The person I like…it's you."

Blue eyes blinked, "Me?"

Daisuke nodded, "I like you a lot Satoshi-kun."

"I like you too."

The redhead looked up a bit surprised, "Really?"

"Yea…"

"Awww…."

The two looked at the elves around them, Daisuke gave a small laugh, "Come on Satoshi-kun, let's go somewhere with a little more…privacy…"

"Where?"

"…outside?"

Satoshi shook his head, "Dark and Krad are outside, I heard Dark saying something about defrosting Krad with his hotness."

Daisuke giggled and gave the other elf a quick kiss causing both of them to blush, "Merry Christmas Satoshi-kun…"

"Merry Christmas to you too."

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"Hey Krad? You cold?"

"Not in the least."

"Good, Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas to you too."

"I love you."

"I love you too, I'm getting cold."

"Looks like I'll just have to warm you up again huh?"

"Please do…"

Owari

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Nya

Yes I added a coupel extra lines to the song XD Just for the hell of it and thus concludes Rudolph. Next will be Fools' Christmas. Yes, poor Daisuke, he had to stand in the snow, in North Pole, waiting for Santa Kosuke XD And Dark and Krad are indeed very warm in the snow, those rebellious elves X3 Until next update! See you! Feel free to sing any of these strangely thought up Christmas carols XD