Authors note to whom it concerns: OMG WERE BACK AGAIN. This is a special song chapter that we have worked on for a total of 10 minutes! Read and review or we'll get you my pretties. (The 3 awesome authors cackle and ride away on their broomsticks) ENJOY!

In which many things happen to Bob and Ron sings

"Okay then…"Ginny said, as everyone in the compartment turned away from the corpse of biker Neville, "I guess it's my turn to dare again." She looked around the compartment evilly as her eager eyes landed on Ron. "Ron, I dare you,"

"Wait, don't I have a choice in choosing truth or dare?" interrupted Ron.

"NO!" replied the authors.

"Anyways," continued Ginny, "Ron, I dare you to eat……."

Suddenly suspenseful and evil music cut in:

Dun dun dun dun

Da da da da DA!

Dum de de dud um de DADA

Du DunDun dun

DUN !

"Wait what were we talking about again?" Ginny asked. "Oh yes I was daring Ron to eat something," Ginny said, clearing her throat, "I dare you to eat BOB!"

A collective gasp echoed in the room whilst Ron screamed, "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"You have another choice," said Ginny with a questionable glint in her eyes, "you can choose chicken and remove an article of clothing."

"Phew," Ron sighed, he would much rather take off clothing than eat his best friend in the whole wide world.

"OH MY GOD," he exclaimed as he looked down, "WHERE DID ALL OF MY CLOTHES GO!"

Authors note: clothes were removed for our dry cleaning purposes of DOOM!

"Cover up Ron," Hermione wailed, "nobody wants to see that!"

"Yes really mate, I mean there's barely anything to see." Smirked Draco

"HA," laughed Ginny, "now you have to eat Bob because you have no clothes to remove."

"Fine," sniffed Ron as a tear rolled down his cheek, "just let me say goodbye to him first."

"Okay fine," Ginny rolled her eyes at her brother's freakish love for the sandwich, "just make it quick."

Suddenly to everyone's horror, Ron burst into song:

"I will remember you! will you remember me? Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories!

Remember the good times that we had, let them slip away from us when things got bad, clearly I first saw you smiling in the sun, wanna feel your warmth upon me, I want to be the one.

I will remember you-"

"For God's sake man, shut the bloody hell up," Draco interrupted to everyone's relief, "It's just a sandwich, be a man!" Then suddenly Draco grabbed the offending sandwich and took a large bite.

"MURDER," cried Ron, "YOU KILLED HIM TO DEATH!"

"Now that he's dead," commented Harry, "can I have a bite 'cuz I'm getting kind of hungry."

Ron gave Harry a death glare before snatching the sandwich back from Draco and exclaiming, "I shall be the ONLY one to eat the remains of my beloved BOB!" With that he shoved the rest of the sandwich in his mouth.

After finishing the sandwich we regret to say that Ron burst into song for the second (and hopefully the last) time that day, "Bob, Oh Bob, you came and you came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away. Oh, Bob well, kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I miss you today. Oh, Boooooooooooooob!"

Draco cried out "Oh for the love of GOD man, or woman, have some dignity!"

DISCLAIMER: The songs that Ron recited in this story are credited to Barry Manilow and Sarah McLachlan.